w smiles m 11 e something else chorus girl I 1 stand in front of my mirror for hours admiring my rn y beauty I 1 suppose call that vanity friend no imagination bad enough you say your dogs bark was worse than his bite yes then for goodness sake dont lot him bark iles hea just bitten 11 me 1110 A flare hope mother said little mary they oro are going to io teach 6 us domestic silence at school now dont you mean domestic science inquired her mother then tile the father interrupted possibly our little girl moans means what she la Is saying SMOTHERED D 2 A ills idea was to settle tho the motter by sending in a draft what did you do put a 0 damper on it and cut it off unfair tactics two fishermen sitting on oa a bridge their lines in tho the water mado a bet as to which would catch the first fash ansh one of them got a bite and got so excited that he fell off the bridge oh well said the other if youre going to dive for them tho the be bets ts said a police court defendant 1 I 1 was not committing an assault I 1 was merely emphasizing the facts of the ho cast case but perhaps lie ho put too much punch into it high time A frequenter of one of our bet ter known seashores noticed a man who went bathing every day with a straw hat on his head upon inquiring tho the use of this seemingly superfluous piece of head gear he received the reply i you see im not a very good swimmer and when my hat be gins to float I 1 know im out of my depth 01 down a peg the film critic was unimpressed by tb tin i actor playing tho the heman he man role in his review he wrote ills his idea of how a jie ia man should bo be played was to throw out his chest three inches rind rand follow fallow it slowly across the screen