Page Eight GOSSIP EXCHANGE Dixie and B.A.C. were When bitter en- during the ball games here, two members from the rival schools forgot their rivalry and formed an acquaintance emies that may into something worth develop burying the hatchet over. is still waiting for "that when we go to Cedar to play Dee Madsen letter, basket a and ball. Or is that the reason? warning, Dee, when you go up see her, better take some of there our ball players along for protection We understand some of tho Branch Aggie boys are putting up a fight for your infringing on their property; but with a few of our boys along they haven't a chance. Doo hopes? As to 9 is going to make a now has the following as a Shirts dictionary. Ho Alpine beginning: "Women: Creatures light minded and garrulous, loquacious, iras- frivolous; cible, vituperative, imperious, dictatorial, turbulent, obstreperous, domineering, 'quidnuncs; the predisposing cause as well as the panacea for all masculine cordiac disturbances." A peculiar disease to "Education: which a great many are exposed for periods of from one to twenty-fiv- e years without taking it. Those who. dont contract this disease think they have it in a most malignant have it the more form. immune you The worse you feel." "Dear Lela, "wrote Everard, "Pardon me, Im getting so forgetful. I posed to you last night, but I have but pro- for- gotten whether you said "yes" or "no". "Dear Everard," wrote Lela in answer, "Your little note solved a mystery. I could distinctly to some one but what I, for. Bowler, resolve next qua- Truman rter: "No smoking--- it No drinking No swearing--g- et No No No No remember saying, "no" had forgotten who and makes me cant get sick. any. bawled out. fighting might get licked. lying get fired if I do. girls too expensive.' fun against the law. " states that it helps a great to read the lesson over before they come to class. Mr. Miles deal for students QUIZ couldnt Why play cards? sat on the deck. Noah Because Mrs. Noah Uhat evidence Eve were was out confection Elijah the Bible? Chap. 1. When Bible? When first went up on first Bible? Joseph. the mentioned in the from Adam and Eve take the measles? Because Adam. was high. in speaker. couldnt Who mentioned man mentioned the Lord took a rib made a loud Why first radio was he cane did they have in the ark? Preserved pairs. When were automobiles in the Bible? Who was Adam and in the mouth, but all right. When that to be encouraged about one down What we raised Cain. Because they lhy ought Jonah? He have the straightest man in the Pharaoh made a ruler of him. ' . Central High It School .D. i; "PANTS" are "Pants for men and not for women. 'Women are made for men. and not Alien a man pants after a for pants. and a woman pants after a man, woman, made that makes a pair of pants. Pants are like molasses; they are t hi : it in summer and thicker in winter. There has been some discussion as to whether pants is singular or plural, but I think that when a man wears his pants, that's plural, thats and when he. goes singular. pair of pants last, "Thanks "Oh, If you want to. make a the coat first." make Exchange .D. for the hug," the pressure without them, . all mine," Student Life was .D. .Clayton. Sullivans- Ruth Cooper: "Ruth rode experience with in my brand In the seat in back of I took a And new me; car, at fifty-fiv- e. rode on Ruthlessly,". bump j .D. All love matches made in the library are hereby declared null and void. j :