Show centenarian must have 4 grieved over wasted life it was a great day for the village when the oldest inhabitant celebrated his hundredth birthday and the excitement grew intense when it was learned that a newspaper reporter had come in search of an interview after various questions the answers to which were pr prompted oPted by fond and anxious relatives the press representative asked and now tell me what you would do if you could have your time over again there was a long silence while the old man thought then he said slowly q 1 I think I 1 would part my hair in the middle midd lel |