Show jaret jant it strange how automobiles wont n t take a joke hoket possibly the society smuggler ui in toly a kleptomaniac further nn an aeroplane judiciously handled lays golden eggs portland cement Is to be cheaper have ave you tried digesting it summer keeps running back for just one more parting word detroit goat eats a 10 bill well what goat ever got indigestion from wallowing swallowing ten bones the new five dollar bills will be smaller mailer says an exchange easier to break too we presume king alfonso Is afraid he may lose hl his is throne foolish boyt boyl wh why y h he deput put it J in n his cifes name these are fine days to find mushrooms if you feet feel ill the next day know that you new york waiter buys worth of government bon bonds ds all things como come to him who waits wild grapes are very scarce this fall says the doston boston globe but the sour our variety are still plentiful enough A french duke has invited hla his mends friends to an aeroplane tea could toy any high tea be higher than that new york street car conductor breaks his bis arm ringing up fares area talk about in doing ones duty I 1 A new york woman who obtained a divorce 18 years ago has haa lust just applied for alimony when Is a poor devil safe san ban francisco to Is waging a R relentless war against rats but it eem to have any effect on paris coiffures coif fures SO BO far i raith with the bible still leading leaden 9 the list of best sellers the morals of the country cannot be so very much deteriorated teri orated after all an italian has invented an aeroplane which cannot fall this Is an improvement even over those which can swim and climb trees if there la is any argument in favor of letting college collego boys haze them 4 ivas it must bea be that they ceeil nee t T 2 jet t it out of their systems 1 someone has written an article on the duty of the dollar this being something that our american tourists have been trying to dodge in new york there to Is a woman one hundred and two years old who has haa lived H v ed ninety six years in manhattan well it must have been in harlem new york man forty years year 7 old and about to wed says he has never yet kissed a girl hell still be bout about to wed forty years from now A pittsburg bridegroom of five weeks deserted his bis bride because she was a block of lea naturally she sha immediately proceeded to make it hot tor for him there Is a man in virginia who saya bay that to marry after fifty means trouble ile he Is an optimist what does he think it means to marry before fifty when a man of ninety six all walks ten miles to get a marriage license the truth that live Is ever young gives another knockout knock out blow to the 00 0 lerlan thory theory an ohio judge rules that a pretzel Is not a dangerous weapon whether be will bo be so confident concerning the exhibition of sliced cucumbers remains to be seen I 1 there a fine touch of ancon clous humor in the preachments preach ments on american extravagance which american millionaires deliver when they come home from motor tours through europe why Is it that the man who cunningly plans to murder his wife or his sweetheart and brutally carries out his plan always breaks down and cries like a child when hta his guilt Is fastened upon him why should there be so BO much excitement cit ement when an aviator breaks the record for attaining the greatest height the thing to become enthusiastic thusia over it seems beems to us is in getting safely down from the greatest height A st paul burglar has returned money he had bad stolen three years ago ile he has evidently reformed partially when he completely reforms he will insist on paying the penalty he incurred by violating tho the moral and criminal law Th leres have been known to steal hot stoves but even this feat Is a surpassed by that of robbers in new jersey who stole six cars loaded I 1 u with ith merchandise by cutting a freight tra irala in in two and escaping with th boo 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