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Show THE PAYSONIAN, PAYSON. UTAH, AUGUST 25, 1922 un OEAIL tfEae Him Ghosts Too Economy 2?QT7ft(0 fP(Muj!S)f! A Diin Tiinnso oec-- rjcszoy Cnva? 1 When you bake with Calumet you know there will be no loss or failures. Thats why it is far less expensive than some other brands best dy test selling for less. Dont bo ledinto tolling QucntityGorQuaHty Calumet proved best by test in millions of Bake-Dacontests. largest selling brand in the world. Contains only such ingredients as have been approved by U. S. Pure Food Authorities. y Youre Lucky to Have a Car to Sit in, Felix . The World's Greatest Baking Powder color yonr hair easily, quickly and safely by using Bair Color Re tom Bf lo m m water. Makes you look young At ail good druraisU. ft cents, or ittreet again. HESSIO-ELLIS, from Chemists, Memphis, Tena. Cuticura Soap YOU CAN The Velvet Touch For the Skin L D I - CCUTS O ITCH FOR BURNS Oiataot u4 25 Smp 25c, 50c, TakaM25c. AND TOO 5E HA'bP-- rrs THE Employment. While there Is no intention of poking at golf too much, some of the anecdotes along tills line are too good to be lost. Take the case of the womnn who had her young and observant son out for a walk. They met a friend of the family, a man who likes to be pleasing to children. lie proceeded to question tbe boy, a bright little fellow about five years old. Does your papa work? from tbe man. "Sure he does, all the time, without hesitation. "What does he do? and the hances are the youngster knew that the questioner knew the answer. Anyhow the boy spoke right up: Plays golf." NEWNESS Terrible!! 6he SHUCKS ! IM AU) out in Goin WORE. IT AT BETTYS WHfiT XESTtRDW IT's MUCH TOO tOOE -- AND THE WVntRN ! -- OH MS DEAR UJr ETC. ETC The. GARAGE AN SlT IN The car. f CWehn Wowapapor Had Missed Something. We had been living In tbe suburbs for five years, and had Just moved back to the same house that we had lived In before. Our little girl, who is six years old, was saying that she was horned In this house. Her little brother said he was, too. Sister said, "No, you Were In heaven then. "If I was," John retorted, I dont remember of seeing Jesus. Chicago Journal. Wim Tooting Our Own Horn MGM y A MEft&HAUT BEX HE HAS MUTKO? Tb Advertise , vrs mh same as bamiu ha& muthiu to sell RO.T.O. - Still Unforglven. Heard In the girls room of Butler college, where powder and rouge M applied : "Jane, asked Mary, may I use your powder?" I suppose, returned Jane, as she handed over her vanity case, "but wheres yours? "01 I was with Jim last night and when he left he carried my key, my handkerchief and my powder away In his pocket, explr.tn6d Mary between dabs. "Well," laughed Jane, Its a wonder he didnt carry you away with the rest of the Junk. And Jane is still unforglven. , Reversed. Eleanor Franklin Egan of the advisory committee for the disarmament conference Is noted as a brilliant talker no less than as a brilliant writer. Womans lot has changed," she said at a Washington dinner party. "Yes, it has changed greatly since I went bff to the Far East In 1004. Back In 1904 the Idea Beeraed to prevail that mans lot was getting and forgetting, while womans lot was giving and forgiving. Promise little and do much. Slow'Justlce Is frequently unjust. RarTBEB I Q 60RES at stores; 85c by maiL AddreM New York Drug Concern, New York Etary gas Antonis, Tsus wtmi Toaaa,a vita (be tJelrerattr of InatHa-tlon- Afflicted Weet Point. Ann, poll, and leadtnf of the United State. held. Champion, of footnallend Ueeebell Open SEPT. S. Write for new innatmted eatalofne. J. TOM WILLIAMS, Sapt, 75c Hi Irene West Texas W. N. U., 8a It Lake City, No. i, ) Definitions. The Woman likes to pass Saturdays the schooimamJ with afternoons Usually there are two or tlireo occuK rences In term time which have hslped' to form the sliver lining of the weeks drab cloud. J During the spelling lesson tha teacher bad asked the chlldret to form sentences containing the words that oc; curred in the lesson. , 'eon she asked a little of "Ivan, Russia, can you give me A aentenc with the word plight?' f "Please is pllte, responded Ivan, with s smile that denoted the pride of work well done. Chicago Journal. His Waterloo. , "Great guns of Iron, Gap! astound-edl- y ejaculated an acquaintance Tew clothes are mighty nigh tore olfa you. Been flgbtln with a eatamountj", replied Gap Johnfton of "Nope! Rumpus Ilidge. "Been whipping tkso der out of some of my kids for being Kansas City Star. sassy to me. One characteristic of a little town ! tn that you have to hunt up a jnun ' i mow the lawn. Today's radicals mossbacks. are tomorrow1 tP A lAAUS Six MESS aimt imorth he UE OUGHT ADVBRTISIM APUERTISE IT To , Lets disarm die thermometer PER SALE EATS and starches for the body are like fuel for the furnace. Why not adopt for breakfast or lunch. Grape-Nu- ts with cream or milk and a little fresh fruit and turn off the internal heat? Heres com-plenourishment, with cool comfort. Grape-Nut- s contains all the nourishment of whole wheat flour and malted barley, including the vital mineral elements and bran roughage,: and it is partially in the long baking process by which it is made. te pre-digest- ed 1 (A- - , Theres a wonderful charm for the appetite in the crisp, sweet goodness of this ready-to-efood, and fitness and lightness afterward, which meet summers heat with a smile. at Docks vjho Uever give Grr Am us au. Steajaeo up h vtoa vjhich aaTweia" p owe op tw NOU PR1UY TH vie iaiSS tka're iuteSteo iu fvuAiLv IM A WHM UOVTT NA IM Voou OBlTUARM OW SlU. BOARD, OR JTWEM oieo, 1H A UEV4 S PAPER. ADUgRTISC MOM SPARER- - 1 Your grocer will supply you with Grape-Nuts There's a Reason" for Grape-Nut- s Foma MH.bf CvteJ Co.. In, Battle Ook. Miob, e Wnt HrtnfjfW Om. 84-14- 22. |