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Show I Making the "Nuns of the Battlefield" Memorial Jerome Connor, noted sculptor, at work on his subject, "Nuns of the Battlefield," composed of bronze tablet and granite statues, to be erected in Washington by the Ladles' Auxiliary of the Ancient Order of Hibernians. It will be dedicated Sept. 15, 1924. I Sandpaper as Poison Label y Poison bottles and bottles of hkn-les- s medicine feel the some to flgers In the dark, and hundreds of persons are poisoned every year by taking the contents of the wrong bottle, says Pop- - nlar . Mechanics. As a precaution against any possible mistakes paste a strip of sandpaper on the poison, bottles. Tribes in "Six Nation" The following tribes were original- - ly called the "Five Nations" : Cayuga, Mohawk, Oneida, Onandaga, Seneca. Later the Tuscarora tribe was added, ; making the "Six Nations." These tribes are located In New York and Canada, and some In Oklahoma. ' !))ijWUvvHllllte AARV ORW?VBfea THE WONDERING BUSINESS "I don't suppose I've had a day oil la years," said Chief Wonder. "No?" said Bllliei Brownie. "Don't you get tired?" he added after a moment "It's, surprising to me that I don't," said Chief Wonder. "Perhaps my work amuses me so much that I can-not get tired of it. "I really do enjoy It It Is such fun." "You told me your name was Chief Wonder," Blllle Brownie said. "But I don't believe I know what your work Is." "I am Jn business," said Chief Wonder. "Business?" repeated Blllle Brownie. "Yes," said Chief Wonder, "I'm In the Wondering Business. "There are three members of the firm and the name of the Arm Is 'Won- - der, Wonder & Wonder, Experts In Wondering." , , Blllle Brownie still looked very much puzzled. "You see," continued Chief der, "I'm a member of the firm. And the other two members of the firm are always called Chief, too. ."We want to be quite equal in our duties." "What are your duties?" Blllle Brownie asked. "Our duties are to furnish Wonders. , We furnish them by wholesale or retail and which ever way they are wanted. We don't suggest that people order by the wholesale or retail from us. We let them do Just as they think best. "We do not give anything but the genuine Wonders. We don't give "I'm In th Wondering Business." anything but genuine articles of Won-der." "And how do you do this?" Blllle Brownie said. "You've heard people say," Chief Wonder explained, " 'I wonder If it is going to rain tomorrow.' "Well, that wonder comes from the firm of Wonder, Wonder & Wonder. "You've heard people say : 'I wonder If we'll go camping this summer. "That camping wonder also comes from the firm of Wonder, Wonder & Wonder. "When people are sure of a thing they never come to us. But whenever they are not sure but are thinking about it then we're the people to come to for we tlx them up. "You have heard people say: I wonder if the party will be fun.' "We have nothing to do with the party but we furnish the wonder to the person who Is going to the party bat who Isn't sure what it will be like, yet who Is thinking about it. "And as I've said we're busy all the time. People are always wonder-ing about this or that or the other thing. "We simply don't have a moment off. Our business hours are all the time. "That Is why there must be three members of the firm. There must al-ways be at least two of us who are furnishing wonders for each of the threo of us takes turns fa sleeping. "We wouldn't do thnt except that It is part of our business. "We work then, tno, for we are fur-nishing dream wonders to people-pe- ople who wonder In their dreams or In their half-wakin- g moments.. "But you see it Is Impossible for any of us to take a real rest." We're much too busy for that. I roust rush off now. The other members of the firm will be needing me." And then Blllle Brownie snw Chief Wonder go off with two companions and they looked ever so much like question marks dressed up and on the hat of each was the word WON-DER. MY DAUGHTER WOULD CRY AT EVERYTHING Nervous and Irritable. By Taking Lydia E. Pinkham'i Vegetable Com-pound Became Entirely Normal Ginton, Wisconsin. "My daughter was in a very run-dow- n condition, and l"vK. ' little toing Bh waa V f v M so weak and ner-- I I - TJ vous. As Lydia E. 1 i,fLH P Pinkham's Vegeta. J f 'a ble Compound had I 'jM helped me when I l! ' 'k.. up, and the results 'l were all that we ' tould wish for. I ' I wish that every , mother with growing girls would try it for these troubles girls often have. I had taken it myself before my girl was born, and she was one of the. nicest babies any one could wish to have. I recommend the Vegetable Compound to women and girls and cannot praise it too highly." Mrs. I. A. Holpord, Box 48. Clinton. Wisconsin. Mothers can depend upon Lydia E. 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Largest Patriotic Society The distinction of being the largest patriotic society In the world Is- - , claimed for the Women's Belief corps, auxiliary to the Grand Army of the Republic, which has more than 200,000' members enrolled in Its national or- - ' ganizatlon. k Umbrella Inventor Wealthy Although mystery shrouds the Iden-tity of the inventor of the umbrella, the man who devised the grooved rib s and the paragon frame is known to have realized more than $2,500,000-fro-his idea. I BEAUTY CULTURE DID IT The American Master Hairdressers, in convention in New York, advertised for "a model seeking rejuvenation,' and accepted Molly Craven who has lived all her life on a New Jersey farm. These "before and after" photo- - graphs show what beauty culture ex-perts did for her. Holland It Not Progressive . Holland, a highly civilized nation, ' has few bathrooms and still fewer au- - ' tomoblles. Even the telephone Is ani exceptional addition to the home and Is a mark of distinction to its owner. . 4 . Ball Boosts Training Camps This ball, which Is seven feet through, Is taking a transcontinental trip from Chicago via Washington to New York, New Orleans, Los Angeles and return. Citizens' military training camp students, boy scouts and citizens will roll it overland all the way to boost the military training camps. The ball is Uather covered and weighs two hundred pounds. , l . Johnny Was Well Taught Teacher (new style) "If a man took two drives, one mid-Iro- n shot and twa putts to make a hole, how many shots would that be?" Johnny "Dad would call It four." ' . ' Progressive Marriage Law The Swedish marriage law Is consid- - ered to be the most progressive mar-riage law in the world. Under its provisions husbands and wives ar placed on exactly the same footing. Napoleon Went Too Far Napoleon's family might still be rul-ing if he had kept out of Russia. He la the greatest example of a man who went too far. Much Depends on Husband It all depends on what kind of a husband a girl gets, whether he wants her to perform on the piano or the cook stove. Needs of Education The wilderness was made Inhabit- - able by rough but daring men. Educa-tion needs strong arms and courage as its aids. Invention of "Week-End- " It wasn't until the word "week-end- " was invented that everybody wanted i ' both Saturday and Sunday for a boll-da- y. Manners Are Mirror A man's manners are a mirror, in j which he shows bis likeness to the In--' telligent observer.- - Goethe. Laddie Buck's Father Is Kindly Robln-a-Dal- father of Laddie ftuck, the White House dog, giving one of his little sons a ride In a basket at his borne with Miss Marguerite Cal-houn of Atlanta, Ga. , ; jM ssssestssssMwwniieiiiittirfii g, r "& M I flJ'u I bij I '- - ' jri i ' IP j&tftfyi P'fMii "i'H i WE ARE NOT ENVIOUS - V ':' it j""-- fit Mile. Clara Tambour, famous French actress, who at a recent "Beautiful Leg" contest won the first prize for possessing .the most beautiful legs in France. Let 'Company Manners' Reign It may be odd to let "company man- - $ ners" reign for two or three hours af-ter the company Is gone. Boon Companion Not Liked A boon companion Is seldom looked upon as a boon by the family of the man be associates with. Acquaintance and Friends When two acquaintances meet, they play pool; when two friends meet, they sit down and talk. Optimism a Pose Optimism Is sometimes a pose, and then It is overdue. Professional cheerfulness is obvious. Love to Ambition Men often proceed from love to am-bition, but they seldom return from ambition to love. Three Classes of Men There are but three classes of men : the retrograde, the stationary and the progressive. Old Chinese Custom ; In olden times Chinese men won V girdles of Jude which gave out a mu steal tinkle when the wearer walked He that llsteneth for what people may say of Win will never have pence. Vanderbilt Makes Yacht His Home Waiting; for Ids New York city apartment to be prepared for occupancy. Couimodore William K. Vanderbilt, millionaire yachtsman, Is living aboard his yacht, the Ara, as she lies at anchor in lbs Hudson river, lie and the Ara ar hflwn shove. OUSTED FROM THRONE King George of Greece who has bees deposed by vote of the national as-sembly. Difference in Names The primary leacher bad taken great pains to explnin the distinction between surnames and Christian names. When Jennie wns asked to tell. In one statement, the surname and the Christian name Of her father, she responded, after a little hesitation: 'My father's surname Is Johnson, and his Christian name Is a Method-ist." Youth's Companion. Defined as Stowaway A public school teacher was explain-ing the meiming of the word "glut-ton. I "Now, Tommy,, she asked, "what would you call a man who Is constant-ly overentlnK?" "Oh," said Tommy, whose father was a pa cfiptsin, "he's what you call a stowaway, 1 iucss!" |