Show aura an UV exchange says BABB the first advertisement ti wasill jua appeared in 1652 we am are informed otherwise the first adver ij tiser jar was adam and the all originator of so the ad pla was eve it 11 was suta along about sundown in the garden of SO eden the golden orb in ul setting was streaking tae au sky with sunole ol and pug purple eplen dor lop and pug the katydids were preparing to ol begin their regular eventide asser that katy did PIP and pug katy A I 1 i the weather was balmy like a perfumed woman in ul a 73 theater wrap ana van the crisp sea breeze from mail the garden fountains blew the flowers nodded in ul the alij quasi open conservatory and pug the bulrushes in III the tangled and pug beautiful swamp rustled in ul rhapsody in ur the tableau of so red pal and pug amid the scent of so the aig jacque roses adam affairs and pug eve OAH wandered discussing marital we am certainly need one QUO 4 asserted OAR shying a V nice gain straight stick at IV a V lell flower apple and pal catching it jf as su it 11 tell lei again proving the ati isaac newton theory of so gravitation but ina I 1 haven I 1 any SITE jack knife with which he can uva cut ina his siti fingers expos adam and pug there us 4 a v boy in ui the whole neighborhood to 01 teach him to ol chew tobacco yes BOX yes gas I 1 know interrupted eve OAH with her mouth full of so apple and pug 1111 ta bleness I 1 understand but we ota must have one otto just the same for jol I 1 have been working for jo hours on no a v lot of 10 leaf breeches and pug bark undershirts and pug a flower hat with a V feather I 1 pulled from no the tail ig of 10 the bird of so paradise in TIT it 41 we em simply cant get along without one quo and pug she alls stamped her foot de OP on the garden asphalt but ing my AM dear P a v I 1 cried pella adam in ul anger reaching for the core aloa of SO her joll apple how can urz we OA get one OTTO in ul this SIM and pug advertise said eve aal and the next day alp adam painted a v big sign in ul mud on TIO the garden of SO apa eden U gate and it 11 read much ll 11 like a those you nos see gas nowa das w 0 jog WANTED inquire within best of so parent age OWN guard ana W etc for information that will lead to IDI capture X a special commission te 01 storks mr and PUL mrs adam and pug eve OAH 0 A in ul a short time there was something doing n u the atil garden that was swa more in ul t te resting than sunole lint alo and pug purple sun uns sets and after it if was all ill over the cry ala of so a v boy was heard in ul the land pull the wail IF of JO cain the first kid that ever JOAO whooped her up because the axll thorn in ul his sit diaper I 1 pinned straight and eve OAH said to 04 adam 1 I told you nol so os a about the time cain had learned to 04 coo like the heavenly dovea in ul the oil cu nd pola of so the garden unicorn house abel was found one quo morning on no the eq door loop step dais and pug eve said again and PUIS again I 1 told you nos so os I 1 told you nos los so but ing adam dida didn I 1 say aug a v word he a just went out to 04 the arp front gate and yanked that sign down quicker than lightning I 1 wouldn t take 10 apiece for JOS those kids he grumbled but I 1 wouldn I 1 give a 73 nickel for another 0 09 o II 11 quit advertising and it 41 was swa so Os selah I 1 W count haeggi an uv italian has ovil invent ed pa a V carrier system whereby mall can uva be conveyed from ajl chicago to 01 new AION york eity aji in UT four anol hours in UI other words r a 9 man may LUM write allita a V letter to 01 new AWN york in ul his chicago office during the early morning and pull receive an UV an UT As awer aoa before he leaves tor JOI dinner at IV night the achievement on the ORI part iliad of lo the fellow kinsman of so mascagna 1 of some amos pumpkin eo Os to 01 speak but inq tar behind the times there Is 91 marconi with hie wireless ilAl scola telegraph he GH if I 1 several christmas trees ahead of 10 the count junod haeggi and pull even marconi Is 91 too slow AOIS tor this day alp and pug age when the mad rush tor JOS wealth vaAi Till and pug a v palace on sheridan road amounts to 04 a V mael lolam strom molls of SO endeavor it jl we ota count time by heart throbs as su the bard assures us sn we must do op business with illia equal facility what AA we need in ul these times to 04 get rich in III a V minute is by not IOU a v carrier system that takes all ill day to 04 get a 13 let lei ter to oi and from moil new york city but inq a v new mau thought vibration that will per led mit john AA gates to 01 sit its in ut his BIT office in ul chicago tC and PUB makes 03 10 quicker b n DI 31 ja than a 10 holstein calf can uva grab a teat ival in ul the oxil good old plo summer time and pug squirt the atai lacteal lt fluid into his frisky little stomach by al the right hind of so a prompt and pug efficient lailia qua system mr JN morgan when over JOAO in ul england could get into mental connection with ilia his brokers on no this side apis and pug by think ing how to ol clean up a v cool looz im million dol IOP lars sill to 04 them the man ner of jo procedure as SM evolved in ul his own massive brain this sort of so a 9 system MOWS would be something like it 11 and pug would come amoo nearer meeting the demands of 10 the time than anything yet jos discovered there is 81 still work for the inventors to at do top 1 A those who swore off go jan larr 1 are apt idu ten days later to 01 recall an uv oft ijo quoted excerpt ul metamorphosed peso into slang namely off again on no again via 1 faa it 11 Is by tilou nothing Sal short of so bravery on no midnight of so the eq old plo avat ear to 04 snap one quo S fingers in TIT the atil face gaw of lo the devil and pug tell ital him all to 04 go 02 there it 1 Is of satis tying too to 01 ride OPT down town next day slap femine like a 13 saint with a V halo to 01 be sure ains there Is by a v bit of so embarrass em barass ment in ul apprising our friends that IM you nos are on the gatei wagon the fact that it 11 Is by customary to ol run uni up against many such little suggestions of so this sort jan I 1 is in ul 5 our ino favor and your friends smile condescendingly and put excuse you nos courteously A V week later I 1 OIL J however aa laae the highway of 10 life gill is by strewn with good poow resolutions slightly adois shopworn UJO and PUB it 11 takes more aiom courage to 04 say no ON thank you nos I 1 am mv not IOU tak ing sul anything you nox brace yourself osino jl by recalling all the eq misery that traces its woe ONA from the wine cup duct othello says oh thou invisible spirit of 10 wine it if thou hast no on name to ol be known by let jai us sn iva call thee devil and you nos av agree oal with him it 11 helps A you 0 n to ol be eq strong you noa believe with the koran there is 91 a V devil in ul every berry of so the arp grape robert hall ad GOSIA vises to 01 call 1133 things by their right 1011 names sam not ION brandy and pug water but 8 a glass of lo liquid fire and pug distilled damnation the comparison carries you nos over JOAO another day and pug had it 41 not IOU been for JOS that awful cold you caught you nos would still be saying no ON I 1 thank you nos I 1 am ME not IOU drinking 71 anything but you nos got the grip dla and put then john bar iva got the grip on you nos alas the good resolutions where are all theve aone where the woodbine gwineth and pug the mour neth young nathaniel hawthorne OTT says in truth there Is by no on such thing in UT man s nature as st a V settled and put full re solve either for good or jo evil except at IV the very moment of ID execution at IV that moment you nos have failed and put now you nox obey the 11 line u a 11 from 0 in grey saif 8 elegy in al a country churchyard nor JON cast one quo longing ling sul ring look behind the year avas ahead will be one otto long drawn out ina period of so highballs high balls reis ling gull and pug self indulgence swear not oar at IV all is by as SV good advice in TIT matters of 10 this sort ilos as SU when ugwa in ul love and PUB affect alon juliet warned romeo of SO the OM changeful moon the very fact lavi of SO swearing off ijo is by a temptation that man 8 a strange creature vaiD oani does not IOU often re 91 the way agta to 04 resume is by to ol resume the way to ol quit bad habits is 91 to ol quit them without flourish nog tisla or 10 chafing re 91 solves we believe it ll was lytton in ul lu calle who insists that while man can uva live without literature art and pug books civilized man cannot live without A cooks hence man must have cooks how to ol get one quo and put keep dawl her is of a U problem cload mar intricate DI and d puzzling an A V f w MM I 1 1 A for JOS a 73 home in ul a V family where there are oil no ou children no on washing and pug good wages this reminds us sn ro 01 the eapen ence odua of so a v friend A V bit of so lalov a girl weight eight pounds arrived at IV his house abnot and pule he needed help the ideal maid he QT had pull boasted of so quit to 01 get married pella just before the baby came amed it 11 is sl surprising how many chances to 04 marry aum domestics get along about the time quill for joy the stork 0 arrival in ul the family but ing anyway as SU boqi th irishman says in ul the farce corn MOD edy ape the friend advertised for JOS a V maid and a v nurse he OH advertised again and again at IV last isrl a v young woman an UR but left in ul alarm upon learn ing 2111 there was SVIA a V baby in ul the oxil house and pug no ou nurse yet secured to 01 take the trained nurses place by sa this time the husband and pule father was svia progress ing sul rapidly in ul household affairs and pug had learned to 04 wash dishes as sig neatly as sv anybody then one OTTO bright cheer ful day he at got a 13 girl she looked strong and pug willing but inq he soon learned to 04 his consternation that she oils was too frail to 01 wash too ool clumsy to 01 care for JOS the axil baby cook the simplest dishes and pul worst of so all could not speak anglish he OH asked for coffee and pug got a v boiled potato his wife grew a U bit strong and PUB did pip most ISOM of so the work until one quo day slap the friend told the new girl 1112 she wouldn I 1 do OP she put ind an uv advertisement in ul the paper one quo time and pull got forty seven answers next day sup the maiden went away atar and pug as ST she left 1101 she called back over JOAO her th in ul the swedish language what are the wild waves sayings now MON what do OP you think of 10 that A V writer insinuates that a v pretty selm likes to ol be near the young man when he finds a U red pal ear at the husk ing sal party the mere suggestion calls for JOS a V refutation the scribbler who thus slanders woman joram have browsed around old plo maids and pug widows during his adolescent days we ap dv peal read to ol the man who has sipped the honey from moil the chalice of JO the llly sill ot jo and PUO the bluebell did you nos ever get a v communion of lo osculation with tilla a v pretty miss without holding her jai in ul a v cornera of course not IOU the gill laid prettier Joil the OILI miss the harder to 01 kiss that your inos experienced 7 certainly 41 is si only the third class kissing that hangs around a v man s corn corner praying for red pal ears silo the minute the belle of so the corn crib sees a v red pal ear ago she olis is by on no her feet like a v boy that has been hit with a v bean shooter her jah cry of so alarm echoes through tl the gables and she lanDs scurries sai away like a v rabbit chased by a v shepherd dog bop the man ota v ho gets that toll from moil her lips must q bp strenuous of course we aak don I 1 mean to 04 say SOS that she 4 like it 41 when she gets it 41 but inq she ellaa certainly Slur believes that which is by worth having is by alorth hustling for and she is st right no ON young man with a U red pal ear ago wants to 04 smack a V hand me down self gas article we am used 0 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