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MILLAR WATT - BUT I GET HAY FEVER I i COMPS PbVJM hOAtN HISSES HIM WNfl KISSES MOTHER MEASURE AH GE3 W COMES IM AND KISSES UNCLE WH.BERT 6000- NIGHT ANO 60ES UP A6MN TROTS WWN ALMOST GOES CP, PAUSING ON AT C44CE TO SAY THE STAIRS TO ASK 6O0&-N1GHT TO HADN'T SHE BETTER SASOY IN THE R1SS THEM &60IHIIGHT HALL ALL OVER A6AIN.HEARS f ATHERS REPLY M9 ItMmm KM IMW 1 60ES HASTILY OP THE PAPERS OF PRIVATE PTJRKEY Dear Mom: I did not write you before because there is more work to be done in an army wan i thought, so this is just to say I am well except for a little flu, some trouble with my arches and the fact I can't get used to not being able to say "Okay, later," when I am told to do something. Training has started and I guess am beine trained to be a letter carrier from all the walking they make me do in all kinds of weather. A modern rifle arrived In camp today to-day and attracted wide attention. We expect to have several in time if there is no strike trouble. Onlv the ton of my uniform was ready when I got here but the bot tom has arrived now. I am well ana hope you are the same. Do not worry about me. mom, as I have to go to bed early and am too busy salutlne to eet into trouble, althougn if being in the army ain't being in trouble I don't know what is. Love, Oscar. Dear Mom: I thought I would drop you a few lines to let you know I have not seen no fighting yet. I heard funny noises last night and was very nervous, nerv-ous, but everything was okay this morning so I guess it was all imag inary. They do not get you up by bugle no more in the army. They use an kent getting uprMW ana looking lor front door on my tent because I thought it wasis V 1 the milkman or somebody. Where I made my mis take was going back to bed when I found no milkman, and just yelling "nuts" to the buzzer the rest of the morning. The guardhouse is not a bad place and I will be out in a few days. Love, Oscar. Dear Mom: I am out of the guardhouse which I mentioned in my last letter but I still don't like buzzers. If the bugle bu-gle was good enough for Grant, Lee, Sherman, Teddy Roosevelt, and Pershing, Per-shing, it is good enough for me. I was talking this over with a buddy and he says he thinks the buzzer is being used just to make the army mad. An army is no good unless it is mad, he says. Well the buzzer will do it A bugle would make me mad at S a. m. too, mom, but it is sort of romantic. It kind of stirs you up and makes you feel like you was a fighter. A buzzer just makes you feel like you was a stenographer. stenogra-pher. We have a couple of millionaires In my company. One of 'em is a Rockefeller. It is a funny thing how no matter whether you are ricb or poor your feet hurt just the same. The photographers are always taking tak-ing pictures of these rich guys bat none of me but you know how I look anyhow so do not worry. I am well except for that buzzer. I can't help hollering "Come in" whenever I hear it Could you send me some warm socks, a homemade cake and some dice? Love, Oscar. Dear Mom: Well, just a line to let you know everything is still okay at the arsenal ar-senal of democracy as it is called in the newspapers. I am getting along well, except the coffee is lousy and the cream is plain sabotage. Another modern rifle arrived todav. so I guess things are speeding up In the defense program. I nearly got in the guardhouse again. I asked the captain for typewriter so I could write my letters that way and he said why should I think I rated a typewriter, typewrit-er, I said, "Well, this is a machine war. ain't it?" He got very sore. Never mind the dice I asked you to send me. The camp is now full tt m ni.. ... 41 A- I - tic fcuc vac uung wmcn ain't behind schedule. Love, Oscar. THE DIZZY PACE (From the Conneautville, Pa., Courier) Gresh's girls have measles. Mel Davis called on Harley Hills aionaay. 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