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Show LEHI FREE TRESS, LEHI, UTAH Railroad Train Cocks m) piLPhiIlipr jP Aute Beory Amm l Good n BoUyn.) .Good morning, Henry. morning, hmW isilUfliii dear, i Uliere'i my bictrbonate? Ante Oh, come now. it Isn't time (or that commercial yet. TR&GES A.ND 9 HiCBY GOES HOE THROUGH THE wooded gorge, &ET SACK tAi SS.OOO. JVO fans sm' 4(mr WW JIMS Henry (atudying the acript) Ah. what a lovely morning. Isn't it wonderful just to be alive? Anne (with shudder) ril bet that's what you say to all your wives!" Henry Let's start off with the weather. It's clear and warm here In the castle, with possible storm by afternoon. Anne With you, honey, life is one storm after ar.other. What's the of ficial temperature from the weather ASrStlSS' JIU -- If t--rd The Morning After George, the Negro janitor at tt, college, listening to the learned diJ cussions of the professors, devt.. oped a great liking for big or. and. as a prominent member of t local lodge, he began to make uJ of them in his remarks to his fellonJ members. One morning, after delivering fcjpsi Mgm&J Carries on Antics Nightly Haunted Bedroom. in Two terror-stricke- n ANGELES. women appealed for police n in protection from ghostly goings-oa bedroom they said was haunted by a "dead man." The ghostly face appears nightly at the bedroom window, they said, while the lights flash on and off and the smell of gardenias floods the room. The women, Mrs. Viola Jaggers, Edith Jag38, and her sister-in-lagers, 29, are almost frantic with fear. Miss Jaggers said even her dog, Spotty, was "going mad." "In the four years I have lived here hardly a night has passed but what something queer goes on in that room," Miss Jaggers said. "Sometimes the sweet odor of gardenias fills the room until it becomes almost sickening. But there are no gardenia bushes in the neighbor- important address at ueorge was aiscoverea LOS H35KRiSXB.it sss ill Henry Have you forgotten? The weather man gave me the wrong thermometer reading at yesterday's breakfast and I had him executed. Aane Aren't you a little hasty w!th your executions? llnry Coming from a wife of mint it is a natural question, sweet. but try my troth I shall decline to answer. By the way, did you notice that i stunning girl at the new pageant last night? Anne Every time you see Jane Seymour at an opening you ask me trouble ... - A ? i'VN . U I'll c tjr M K VLM k" .- . A - - . . Ksa -- o n s Henry By the way, why aren't aur canaries twittering this morn ing? Anne You know very well why. You ate their bird seed. Dear me, ' you eat everything. Henry Odds bodkins, you are get ting flip. Stick to the script Anne Oh, Henry! Henry Go ahead with the puff, but if I catch the fellow who named that candy bar after me I'll send him to the Tower. He'll pay for It with his head. Anne You're always making people pay with their heads. Do you think it funny? Henry You'll find out And now, (oiks, it's time for our guest star. li I JaWW,1, WnM7 VT 1 IL'i r" (iTTWOl lSa& 'J fP-lbW- U v t lAJ Xffj&Pf ha5 R.uth,nho VhE MONEV fc5H FOf 11 fflS T bAra keepin&.i LITTLE t. ?,f fW "l t NERVOUS AS I VCQm H(&& AND H- l- PARTY, KNOWN tii S SE I . WU " JkAfj I Swaying branches HEAD ATTRACT i. sv Dy J Ixlg one m the professors diligently searchii through one of the college's largjj unabridged dictionaries. "Picking up some words for yoal next speech. George?" the profeJ sor laughingly inquired. "No, sah, no. sah, ' repliej George, "I'se jus" translatm mahself de speech I done made iasl night" EXTREME POLITENESS "The lights go on and off, and I fe'el a cool breeze blowing, even M 3 A M OF WL)THS NERVOUS BANDIT EASIOV GUE55" over THE GIRL -- A-b BrfiONCHO BILL DROPS OOT OF THE ,VJITH TVMO GUNS TRAINED ON THE SURPH 5ED OUTLAWS TREES St ' .11 Mas m The mkeo &andt is r'-- TELE0 WHEN A VARtAT.SEEWNGLY Olff OF NONNHERE .SUDDENLY ENCIRCLES Hlg. NECK - though all the windows are closed." Miss Jaggers said the nightly haunting started invariably at 9:25 p. m. Mrs. Jaggers said she never had believed her sister-in-law- 's story of the haunted bedroom. "I decided to prove once and for all that there was nothing to Edith's hallucinations, so I went in the room, shut the door and turned off the light," she said. "Ir. a feiw minutes the window was lit up by a soft light like moonlight. Then I saw the face of a big man looking at me. He smiled, but didn't speak." She said she ran from the room, unbelieving, and came back with her husband Frank. "We turned off the light and in a moment or so we saw another face at the window. In the face there were holes where the eyes should have been. It was the face of a dead man." Conscience of Thief Clears $40,000 Mail Haul in 1937 SAN FRANCISCO.-- A decade-ol- lASTHE ROPE tS JERKED TIGHT, IU OTHER MASKED rtN KDI THEIR PARTNERS RESCUE. d postal theft was solved, but there appeared little chance that the culprit could be tried because of the statute of limitations. Postal Inspector W. S. Palmer told how a bad conscience led Joseph Findley, 46, to confess the 1937 theft. Findley was a clerk in the Ferry substation one night in March when a registered pouch was left on the floor because the vault was jammed. He admitted cutting open the bag, grabbing the first thing he touched and taking it home, where he found he had $40,000 in currency. Findley said he lost the money in two business ventures and then moved from city to city with his wife and two children always afraid he would be apprehended. His confession cleared 35 clerks who have been under suspicion for nearly 10 years. $40,000 Hick ano mis With his GOOD HAND. daughter quickly lead champ and their other horses out w shooting range i while tommv AND B PONCHO 6IU ENGAGE THE BANDTTSl 3 r; '1 JBUty fe-''V- C 1 BILL EMPTIES HIS GON AND -BRINGS DO'JN ti-z- i j?Y L Mb' 4Jrpu,, 'rtj ANOTHER"- - w WP in,. J Then tdmmv opens fire with ajfYw jt.,...il, HIS LITTLE 22YANOONE RASCAL a shot sneaks outlaw TOPPLE o Orr rilS MOUNT" and bill's arm goes limp he loses a &on 1 ., One HlGSY AND HIS DAUGHTER ARE UNAiatED. AND THOUGH BRONCHO BILLS GUN IS EMPTV.HE BLUFFS THE OUTLAW WHILE TOMMY CUM&S ASLOPE BEHIND THE RASCAL ., Jf -- yTTi A)&Mt IkSI F 49lJtsL IAjriK nrmug YffiTtis I IJES' A SCRATCH, M'AKf ONE f'tOU'RE IHORTI voo.J 1 ) I side, please fj t Anne Over my dead bodyl Henry Okay, If that's the way you want ltl ANAV,BlLL RUNS FOR HIS HORSE, ma uci HOPE m.jf lf CHAMP TH 6 BOV I ASSOES THE OOU A.W.WHO AT THE ROPE AND- PRftNTICAU US LIFE'S LIKE THAT By Neher I TEASE captain of an America from Texas, which ws about to make port on the coaJ of North Africa, decided that it w ! just as well to adopt a bor policy toward the inhabitant! He addressed his crew: "If the! tell you that Africa is bigger th; Texas, don't contradict tell 'em it The tanker good-neig- true." How to Make Money A Meriden, Conn., manufactur of printing presses, who advertisi "Print Make Money," recently ra ceived the following frank comm nication: "Gentlemen: Upon receipt of yo, catalog I failed to find just the pre I desired. I am taking you in coi fidence and asking you a fra question. Do you have a press tti will make or stamp imitation pap money; if so, does the counterfel look real? That is the kind of pr' I must possess, therefore, rep: promptly." Useless Gadget "All very interesting," said M: Gregory to the motor car salesma: "and now show me the depreciatioij will you? I hear it is heavy on thesl cars." "To tell the truth, lady," repli the super salesman-- "we found a constant source of worry, and h; it removed altogether." , The Ones Who Matter The drug store clerk was tryi to sell a new type lipstick. "You'll find, miss, that most girl like this lipstick." "Well . . . er . . . ah . . ." staii customei mered his hard-to-se"I'm really interested . . . er, mean . . . could you tell me ti kind the men like?" ll Step on It! for the police w: an oral examinatioi being given "If you were by yourself in a poln car, and were being pursued by gang of desperate criminals in other car doing 40 miles an hour a lonely road, what would you do The candidate replied prompt "50." A candidate Lives 17 Days Witli 'Husband Before She Finds He's Woman COLESHILL, ENGLAND. Irene Palmer, former member of the Brit- SUCCEEDS IN SLIPPING FREE OfiJtHE LOOP TO PREVENTl By Gluyas Wiiiiams P titer end PUttort , ish ATS, lived 17 days with her "husband" before discovering that "he" was a woman. Miss Palmer told of her disappointment in court. She said the "bridegroom," Ellen May Young, wrote several love letters and then proposed. They were married September 7. Miss Young was charged with making false statements to obtain the marriage license. AND FIND A GOOD ONE c2p 7 Lieutenant Kills Captain; Army Reports Row in Reich Ted Huslng Is now a disc jockey and we suppose his life has become a matter of disca and data. Huslng gets (250.000 a year In bis new Job with the musical records. Obviously it all depends on the ex tent of the "turnover." . Incidentally, since Birg Crosby Is trying to get Wednesday known as Blngday, how about Ted asking that every day be known as Plattersday? STARTS POWNWES CALL TO BRING HER DOLL'S SUITCASE DCVN TO HEJ2 A5 srrcrry$KrcRSHEix- pj?etend5HE6oims - ing Nor TO opem rrj HElL PiLL EVERYTHING totheowitdownto HER, SISTER SCREAM-HEL- L BPEAJC tT T me An FRANKFURT, GERMANY. American first lieutenant shot and killed his company commander, a captain, at the town of Bebra, near KasseL Names of the two men were withheld pending notification of their families. Officials said another officer tried to prevent the shooting, and that the lieutenant shot himself In the leg during the struggle. He was taken to a military hospital at Fulda. No motive was given. FBI Captures Bank Bandits And Recovers $ 67,000 Loot 1 -- Pier. Wilson W. Wyatt has resigned a federal housing chief. Leaving the White House roof in a time of such ao acute roof shortage is our Idea Of conspicuous courage. i NESS,THE THAT SHE CARRIES THE NONEY NON FROM DILLON Henry Two charming girls, Anna of Cleves and Catherine Howard. To keep the thing from playing. Alice B. Mstheny. GET SACK HlVNONEV EEOMJSE to- - hates the Jukebox so That lately he's been praying That there will cotne s quarter slot II The rocking h wineh turns iay. Henry? My husband , TsWWyV ? the and well she may beHi, ro. MEM TO LOSER HAb ORDERED --THEX ENTER AVOOOED GORGE GWEV4 j his hood. Henry (humming) If you see Sey mour like I see Seymour. . . . No singing commercial. Anne please! Henry Oh, come on, let's eat! Bow are my dozen eggs on beef coming? And remember 12 slices of buttered toast will do for breakfast today. I'm not myself. Anne Aren't food prices awful. Henry. I paid four shillings for that roast stag you had for lunch yester day, and that was with the feet olT. Henry Were the feet off? I didn't notice. Here's where a commercial comes in. Is your appetite weak? Are you finicky at the table? Take the Squeeper's Stomach Bitters ones in the green bottle and you will have the appetite of a king. Anne Come, Henry, don't exag gerate. Henry Anne, my dear, you have . a very pretty neck. And that's the cue for another commercial. Anne The secret of a pretty neck. I hope you all know, is Perth's Tis sue Builder, the Cream of Royalty. A woman who uses this need never worry about her neck. Henry That's what you think! Anne Always Joking, aren't you, Henry? Henry Am I? Anne I certainly .hope so. Let's jet off the subject of necks. Y t?Ntf Af that TABLE TALK dine eat at the Homes of friends Is mtch against my wishes-Soguy ang gests. When dinner ends: "And oaw let's da the dishes." Omelet : Vomen Frightened By 'Smiling Ghost' bureau? Anne Who are our guest stars eO,C33-Eg- A North ILL MORRISON, Western railroad streamliner mixed quite an omelet when it struck Edward Kempena's truck. The impact broke about 200 cases containing more than 60.000 eggs and smeared them over the front of the train and the adankljoining highway. Eggs were e-deep on the road. O'Thill . Badio Breakfast Programs Kint Htwry VIII smJ M Ml SilJ Up SAYS HET.I- DROP rr; SHE CAN CATCH IT, TEK FLATLY VETOWS PLAN MP "Atomic bomb or Junior? STARTS' DOWN, HOLDING IT OUT, AND DEAWIN6 IT BACK, SISTER SAYING SHE'S 60WG TO TELL MOTHOJ THEUST? fT INTO SBTTJJS HANDS, WONDEClAifi WW HE CANT HELP TEASWfi SISTEE.OE SHE HIM CINCINNATI. The FBI has captured the two men who robbed the People's bank of Thornville, Ohio, and has recovered $167,000 in cash and bonds. The men have confessed. The two were identified as Edward Howell, 24, and Glenn Neff, 21, both of a I Sandy McPherson And you to be caddie, lad? Caddie Yes, sir. Sandy Tell me, are you good finding balls? Caddie Yes, I am. a Sandy Then look around a bit find one so we can start the par Two Male Help Wanted spinsters were discuss men "Which would you desire most m your husband brains, wealth or pearance?" asked one. "Appearance," snapped the otr. "and the sooner the better." A Long Try Husband WelL dear. 50 ye have flitted by and I haven't j ceived you yet. Wife-- No, John, but you've tried hard enough. good-kno- |