Show wanted wan ted A job if the price baseball team is to carry as many pitchers this year at u din cliff blankenship there must be jobs supplied for tho the men to earn their living at between games the ball boys arl ar in touch with sav several good players and a pitcher no can be added to the local team if jobs can bo be secured there is a host of good mit material erial here but there can never bo be too much and if anyone has work which would appeal to a strong healthy young man he is asked to nol notify afy the ball boys bos it may be well for some subscribers to always take a receipt when payment is made to some pub publishers libbers for it is told of a an r old indian who once went to a newspaper office for the of subscribing for the paper thu editor took the indians money then the indian wanted a receipt the editor tried to alk talk t him out of it but sir mr indian waited for his hin receipt after making it the editor asked why he was so persistent in wanting a receipt he said me ve die some time go to gate and st peter ak if I 1 had been good indian I 1 say yes he siy sv did ou pay editor news for paper I 1 say yes he say where is receipt I 1 dont have it I 1 have to run all over hell bell to find you to get the receipt if it ft were not for the international cyrield the good things that are being said about mr brandeis would prove extremely interesting to the public while trying to Rub submarine marine the tie wilson administration mr bryan is oblivious lots to the fact that it has the 66 national honor on board there is an ohio woman who trimmed her hat bat with fifty 1 bills and doubtless prides herself on her econ omy and efficiency care is still being tian by germany to avoid fear that anything any thing hasty may be done doue in settling the lusitania case with independence only four vears distant our advice to the philippines is to get busy on a first clasa class navy without delay by the way it about time for lord semiannual semi annual in ao iio that the war will begin in may As one poe to another gabed gabe d An annunzio nunzo zu might tip off rud kipling nob riot to start something he cant finish the landslide prophet will be in evidence again next summer mno dyestuff shortage will ever turn the old flag elaw el liy no gentle reader that sore arm is not the result of rheumatism it Is a caused byroo by too much early baseball disarming merchantmen w would 0 u I 1 d make it impossible for submarines to put up a plea of self defense tho true course of a love irain train storm apparently begins at the heart beart and ends at the pocketbook have you noticed how business is improving locally what are you doing to help it grand duka nik boasts not only the longest legs in russia but the longest head germans lose in air says a headline maybe it meant loose in it lota of farmers f amers in town this week laying iu in supplies for spring work wilsons mexican policy must be wrong bryan agrees with it its a wise trench that knows which side its fighting good morning have you had your auto out yet A keynote may bel as long as ra diplomatic note |