Show CLOSE SHAVE OF A BARE I Vigorous Young Woman Creates a Sensation in a Shop A barber lives in our town who took a ladvs purse And blew the contents of It knowing ho could reimburse Tho lady waited several flays and suddenly sud-denly got wise Sho went up to that shaving shop and scratched out both bin eyes There Is a young barber working near the third chair In one of the tOnsorial palaces on East Second South who had I a close shave the other day He Is tall and stately and divinely fair and a winner with the wlmmin above all things Last Sunday his guardian angel willed that he should go to Saltalr and accompanied by another tender youth he went to tho resort Tho two met two and spent a lovely evening Of course they asked to escort es-cort the ladles home and the young lady who was with the hero of this romance lived on Tenth West and then south I She had given him her purse to carry early In the evening not knowing him as well as some of his customers do When they reached her gate he saw the last car coming Weary nature got tho best of romance and he ran for the train with him went the purse Several days elapsed and one afternoon after-noon the shop was crowded Suddenly on the threshold appeared a oman with fire in her eyes and tho glint of gold upon her hair Tall commanding threatening beautiful a Magda In her fury In two jumps she reached the third chair and In a voice of thunder said I want my purse First a titter then a hoarse laugh went around the room You lobster I < want nly purse and blushing crimson the youth handed It over guarding all the limo with his free arm And the thirtyfive that was In 1 she continued Seven beers whined the barber I But the thirtyfive was produced and finally the lady left with all her indignation j indig-nation I S 1 AS Since then the trimmer has had no rest and If he saw a ladys purse with a million dollars In It hed let somebody I some-body else pick It up |