OCR Text |
Show 6 WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER I Political Roundball Q By Stephen 13, 20! - Vincent Editor-in-chi- stvmcent77hotmail i'1 com Last week, U.S. Senator Omn Hatch jokingly challenged his Democratic challenger, State Senator Scott Howell, to a basketball game of Hatch made the challenge to prove to Howell that he isnt old. Howell, who played football for Dixie College, readily accepted the challenge. I suspect that my age advantage might compensate for Ins slight advantage in height, Said Howell in a press release. So H itch vs. Howell. Wise oddsmakers would probably tab Howell a favorite Obviously, the banter between the two about playing ball isnt senous. But can you imagine if other candidates were to play Gore vs. George W. Bush After weeks of debating as to who will ref the game, where the game will be played, and what sconng format to use, the game finally takes place somewhere in a courtroom in Delaware at midnight. After a bunch of confusing moves by each player, Gore finally fakes to the right, then takes a sharp left. Leaving W behind, he goes on and scores. He immediately goes over a plants big, albeit clumsy, kiss on Tipper. W is disgusted! He walks over to Cheney, points at Gore, and says, that guy e is a (expletive) :'T5 ( ? t. a I . ' i ; w .T7?ri'- ' Dixie volleyball By Stephen Edltor-in-Chi- team suddenly Vincent stvmcent77hotmailcom New head coach Ilona Robison felt that her volleyball squad would be much improved this season. Robison has been good to her word. The Rebel volleyball squad made a statement this weekend. The Rebels are no longer an afterthought in Scenic West Athletic Conference play. In fact, Dixie is currently all alone is first place in the extremely tough SWAC. Yeah, we know that their lead is really based on a somewhat of technicality. Three other teams have yet to lose, and LAST CHANCE! Lieberman blows past Cheney, as the former Secretary of Defense falls to the ground with a heart attack. Secretary of Defense? quips Lieberman. More like, Secretary of No Defense. Then Lieberman quickly says a prayer of gratitude for his amazing ability to finger roll. Wednesday in Student Services, 8-1- player. It was a blatant foul." It depends on what the meaning of the word foul is. Ill show you foul. As pnvate Bill shoots the free throw, the backboard at the other end mystenously explodes, temporarily distracting the fans from the free throw. in first place in the tough SWAC 15-1- 15-1- 3. 7-- 0 GRAND PRIZE DRAWINGlPTEMBER (M ENm FOR Hond Paid Jackpot 10 Natal Blockiock Thursday Udvar-Haz- y Business Building, 2 8-1- Follow signs to room. yeonrfosieoi older Must be peesenl to wea. Ptomelion 23, 2000 9PM EVERY 2 Houa of live Poket Play Pants earned per day (Entries must be collected dry) Ice Cream Parlour, or Oosb Discount Liquor Store Musi be 21 in Yunke the defeat, and it would be Dixie is only ahead because the Rebels this Support not Dixie, looking CEU, more they've played games. weekend. They play No. down Who cares? It's too fun. 3 CSI and Treasure Dixie is first in the upon the rest of the SWAC Valley, Friday (7 p.m.) Dixie cruised against SWAC! and Saturday (5 p.m.) Snow. The Badgers only tal Dixie obtained their high lied eight points m the first status with a five-swin over the College of Eastern Utah, 15-two sets. The Badgers had been burrowed before they even knew what hit them. and 15-and a straight set win 15-and Neither will the rest of the SWAC. over nval Snow College, 15-Sure, the Rebels' time in first place mai be limited (No. 3 Southern Idaho comes to Against CEU, the Rebels went on 10-- 1 town on Fnday), but Dixie is clearly a mud rally m the fifth set to end the match with the Eagles. A Dixie rally in the third set better operation than they were the past two years, when they were a combined helped the Rebels overcome an early deficit. The two sets were pivotal as a CEU win m m conference play. either one would have handed the Rebels Way to go, Rebs! 2. Bill Clinton vs. Bill Clinton This would be an interesting showdown between Bill Clintons public side and Bill Clintons pnvate side. The game turns ugly when public Bill slams pnvate Bill to the ground. The ref blows the whistle, and excuses begin to fly. 1 did not come in contact with that Photos by Stephanie e i Dick Cheney vs. Joe Lieberman Left, two Rebel volleyball players soar for a block in one of the Rebels matches this weekend. Above, Dixe celebrates after winning a point. foi The game proves to draw little support because as soon as fans see the players, they ask who else is playing? Mike Leavitt vs. Bill Orton . - t "4 Come get your yearbook picture. major-leagu- v-- n ten-poi- A1 i, Every $5 00 Winning or Keno $5.00 or above purchase in Met the Restaurants, Signing up for the Club Oasis Card to chengs or QKiceAalksi mlltaut natHS Grand Pnze fcmnij Septemiw 23, 2(00 |