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PHOTO EDITOR: Karina Puikkonen ONLINE EDITOR: Frank Sasto fsasto@chronicle.utah.edu COPY EDITORS: Emily Juchau, Gabriel WEDNESDAY 26 The Odd Couple Women's Week March 25-29 Advertising 801-581-7041 2 h Energy Forum Sutherland Moot Courtroom, College of Law 12 p.m. to 2 p.m. Free April 1-5 Room 1100A 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. 8 7 27 15 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Free Campus Art Walk UMFA Patio/various 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. Free 17 Camp Tracy Lodge 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. 6 India Night 2013 Libby Gardner Concert Hall $6 before; $8 at the door 4:30 p.m. to 8 p.m. 12 13 41st Annual "Sustaining Our Culture" Powwow Annual Student Exhibition, College of Fine Arts Art Building 6 p.m. to 8:30 p.m. Free Union Ballroom 12 p.m. to 10 p.m. $5 19 Last day to reverse CR/NC option for termlenth and second-half classes 20 Bennion Center Saturday Service Project: Earth Day Bend-in-the-River 9 a.m. to 12 p.m. 24 23 Spring Semester classes end Community Engaged Speed Dating Union Den PROOFREADER: Eliana Sanchez GENERAL MANAGER: Jake Sorensen 5 18 Various emergency access points across campus 10:15 a.m. to 11 a.m. 22 Dumke Recital Hall 7 p.m. Free Bennion Center Spring Celebration 11 10 30 U of U Flute Choir $30 per person 6 p.m. to 9 p.m. The Great Utah Shakeout at the U 21 29 4 Union Student Leader Department of Scholarship Fundraiser Communication Awards Union Ballroom Banquet 6 p.m. to 8 p.m. Little America Hotel 16 SATURDAY Last day to withdraw from term-length classes Campus Store March 28-30 Social Ballroom Dance Senior Sendoff Club Guest House Ballroom 14 28 3 9 Tuesdays, Heritage Center Dance Studio 8 p.m. to 10 p.m. Free FRIDAY Grad Fair Observatory 7 p.m. to 11 p.m. Free 1 Marriott Library Book Sale THURSDAY Free Public Star Party South Physics Pioneer Theatre March 26-April 6 31 Neves Corrections 31 Saturday 27 Reading Day 9 a.m. to 10 a.m. and Clarifications The policy of The Daily Utah Chronicle is to correct any error made as soon as possible. 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Sagittarius (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) Virgo (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) Capricorn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) Take a stand, but don't be upset if someone disagrees. Just for now, let go of traditional thinking as you approach a situation. Respond to all of your messages, calls and meetings. Be willing to go along with someone's off-thewall idea or suggestion. Take into account the cost of what needs to be done. It's better to take a look at the budget for a project before going forward. Libra (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) Gemini (May 21-June 21) You simply can't rein in your imagination, no matter how hard you try.You might decide not to discuss your flights of fancy. Leo (July 23-Aug. 22) n Use the daylight hours to maximize your interests.You might be involved with an important project or a key interaction. AA/ Aquarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) ""/ You succeed because you Use today to the max for any are willing to look beyond the situation or project that you feel obvious. How you see a personal is important. Others will surprise matter could change. you with their responses. Scorpio (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) Play it low-key. More facts and information will emerge if you observe, listen and make a subtle comment here and there. Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20) An unexpected event or comment might influence your selfimage, and could work against fluid communication. 70 PUZZLE BY PAUL HUNSBERGER 13 next one and so on until I locate my car, which I swear I did not park there in the first place. I would say that I am the only one to face this dilemma, but bumper stickers and antenna toppers tell a different story. It has become an art to make your car more conspicuous. Some say it's individualism, but I know the real reason. In fact, I'm sure the first person to put a "My llama is smarter than your grandchild" bumper sticker on his or her car did it solely to be occur. Learn to balance your newfound independence with your sensitivity toward others. This act will take work. If you are single, you could go through a sequence of different sweeties. 16 29 39 42 7 / Opinion Columnist able to better locate his or her car in a parking lot. It's the same with fuzzy dice on rearview mirrors. It wasn't aimed to start a hideous trend — its purpose was to end the parking lot search. My dad has a sensible solution to this problem: He always parks in the same place. That way, when he walks out of the store, he knows where his car is parked. But I think the only sensible solution is to paint my car with red and white stripes in order to easier locate it in the sea of shining metal vehicles that is the infamous parking lot. Thanks for the tip, Waldo! The next time I try to find Waldo, I'm looking straight to the parking lot, because he'll be there searching for his car like the rest of us. letters@ chronicle.utah.edu Today's birthday: This year, you easily could be linked to the unexpected.You'll enter a room, and something surprising will 18 19 46 the '705 vernacular. All I can see is shimmering windshields and empty cart returns. Where is my car? I see similar cars — red, blue, silver — and wonder for a moment what color my own car is. The infamous parking lot villain strikes again! But then, rather than admit I don't remember, I start walking nonchalantly down a row of stalls. It's an "eeny, meeny, miny, mo" guess. And when one aisle proves futile, I switch to the No. 0221 8 14 36 COURTNEY TANNER Horoscopes Int Neat fork ginttol ACROSS 1 Dust Bowl phenomenon 8 Word with oyster or rose 11 Chatter 14 "Verrry interesting!" 15 Facebook co-founder Saverin 17 Total 18 Shades, e.g. 19 Travel option 20 "Grand, ungodly, godlike man" of fiction 22 Latin lover's whisper 23 It might avoid a collar 24 "No !" 26 Biblical hunter 27 Last Pope Paolo, numerically 29 Goose : gaggle :: : knot 30 Hotel room option 31 Be off It's as though walking up and down mundane aisles ... ruins any recollection." `t IVere's Waldo" cannot compare to the world's greatest scavenger hunt — the parking lot. This might seem like a joke, but I am writing in all seriousness. I find it nearly impossible to find my car in parking lots. This is especially the case after a long grocery-shopping trip. Although I hate to admit it, this really applies to any kind of shopping — shoe shopping, book shopping, boy shopping, etc. It's as though walking up and down mundane aisles of coffee filters and strawberry jam ruins any recollection of parking stall location. It's parking-lot amnesia. I pay for my grub at the checkout stand and walk out dazed and confused into the blinding sunlight. It's totally not rad — my apologies for Every seven days 40 Worker's advocate 21 See 32-Down 45 "The Bad News Bears" actor 25 See 32-Down 28 "Carmina Burana" 47 Islam, e.g. composer 49 "Who cares?" 32 With 21- and 25-Down, lacking 51 Unisex wrap refinement ... like 52 Shed, with "off" this puzzle's grid? 53 In groups 34 Cracker topper 56 "Octopus's 36 Leaving no stone Garden" singer unturned 59 Utility belt item 37 One is named for the explorer James 63 Actress Thurman Ross 38 Mass junk mailers 65 Sign of a hit 16 Top tweets @rePharaoh Pharaoh E parking passes are a scam. 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