Show this week aa ARTHUR BRISBANE for money yes walrus and carpenter what one plane could do irish paternalism uncle sam has collected between 30 and 40 million dollars from gangsters that failed to pay income tax finding prosecuting and collecting has been expensive but there has been a considerable sid erable net profit in our kind of civilization the national government can catch and convict men who owe the government money and local governments cannot convict men who commit murder it pays to catch those that owe money the walrus and the carpenter invited the little oysters to a pie pleasant as ant walk a pleasant talk along the briny beach they had bad it and of th those little litile oysters only the shells w were ere left when the walk ended president hoover and premier laval have had their pleasant walk and pleasant talk from london and berlin comes information that those two nationalities observing the laval pleasant walk and pleasant talk feel that they britain and germany have played the part ot of the little oysters germans expect nothing but trouble they are used to it but the british are hurt they feel eel that their prestige in europe has suffered only a little while ago they were financing france in the war general pershing who protests against reducing the army thinks that rained men ready tor for service in 1917 would have kept us out ol of the great war ile he is mistaken about that europe would have been all the more anxious to get us in and europe TOOK US IN general pershing adds our mobile force of halt half till fill football stadium this Is true but one single airplane carrying two men and explosive bombs WOULD EMPTY STADIUM IN ABOUT A MINUTE it the people could get out so rapidly and one airplane equipped with modern poison gas could destroy the lives of as irany as could enter the yale stadium this country beede neede needs submarines out 0 of f 8 sight I 1 gh t to destroy ships ot of any nations attacking us and in the air a fighting fleet greater by at least one hundred per cent than that of any other nation to remind the world that to attack us would mean subsequent destruction for centuries irish fishermen and their families have livid lived on the wild windswept wind swept islands of Inal skea oft off tile the coast of county mayo you know those courageous fighters of the atlantic it if you have read beautiful and powerful play riders of the sea the irish free state bringing all the inhabitants of lonely Innis kea back to the mainland gives to each six acres of good land and one thousand dollars to improve tile the land here we should call that paternalism the angel gabriel probably has another name for it what Is the news the lavala kavals have gone home their ship delayed 12 hours because Alada moiselle laval dancing w with ith handsome young mayor walker made the shill miss the tide we may wit rut have statesmen as able as the french but we have handsome dancers western civilization may be saved by buts and its india could easily get rid of british power IF aloham me madans dans and hindus could agree and give up the pleasure of killing each other BUT they cant agree and they wont give up that pleasure china might beat japan IF north and south china could agree BUT they cant agree cappers weekly owned by senator capper of kansas reaching several millions that live on farms Is always interesting for instance senator capper sug g ats that mahatma gandhi Gard hl afraid to come to america less js ae be laughed at might stick slick around wall street nobody laughing there chiae days senator capper also reminds reminda you ot of natures marvelous marve fertility as follows twenty four years ago the canadian government bought a few from a montana indian canadas bison herd now numbers more than the pasture land will take care of fifteen hundred young must be slaughtered and eaten this year no better meat than the hump of a young bison with the best ot of intentions kind hearted souls sometimes otter offer foolish suggestions women are urged to cut their expenditures tures purchases in stores etc and give the money to a fund for the unemployed nothing could be much more unwise tile the president and others have pointed 0 out ut that the important thing today Is to make BUSINESS BETTER UY BY INCREASED PURCHASES you take bread from one hungry child to hand it to another when you stop spending in stores Y you ou take work from those that manufacture goods tor for stores help to close ta fa corles clories and put men on the streets he help I 1 to diminish the number ot of c clerks erke employed oc 1931 by king kig nam I 1 lac |