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Show PAGE FOUR WEBER HERALD SEE THE AMAZONS! liehold our own Bybee and Terry With the mops, and the brooms and the kettles they carry. "It pays," they blithely say, "To advertise this way To show what good wives we will make when we marry." EKS THE PUG Cyril Ekins has plenty of muscle And grit, when he gets in a tussle; With his right arm so bold He knocks 'em quite cold If you ever lick Ekins you'll hussle! WHO'S ON YOUR STRING FOR PROM? This dainty little Weber lass, So full of pep and life and sass, Has partners many. Have you any? Then speed for lo, the time doth pass! STEW (home-brew) SONG Just see the batting Monk so strong As he steps out before the throng, And swats the ball, O'er fence and all. I Sure victr'y's ours with Monk along. OH INTELLECT VAST! Behold how the learned debaters appear,With their pitcher of wafer, and large glass of queer How solemn and blue They're looking at you! No wonder their rivals stand quaking with fear! A sound-wave expands This you find only in the Couturier Conical Bore Band Instrament see them at Williams Music Co. 2215 Washington Ave. SOPHS ROOST IN "PARADISE" Spring Stationery In latest tints and shades. Fine value at Special prices. One half price on boxes slightly soiled Latest Books and full line of Church Works. Bram well's 2362 Washington Avenue (Lite 'Itup 420-25ch Street We will have a complete line of Easter flowers and Baskets Get your order in Early UNION MADE ASK YOUR DEALER FOR NEVER-RIP" BRANDS Overalls, Khaki Pants & Coats Hiking Pants, Kiddies' Allovers ind "Made-Rite" Shirts. John Scowcrott & Sons Co. Manufacturers OGDEN UTAH SINCE 18S0 Dark was the night and crowded the stairs that led to the roost at the Orpheum the night that Ruth ran .off with Leon. "Who is this surging mob?" the people cried. Sophomores, of course! This was the night that a tremendous mystery entered the roost also. What mystery? Big, sealed boxes, lugged up by Nan Enimett and other Sophomore girls. "Ah! What have they? Bombs? I'ombs?!? BOMBS?! !77" was wnis-pered along the line. Nobody knew. Mystery! Finally the door opened and there was a grand rush for seats. The crowd surged in and several caught themselves on the brink of falling into the black abyss below. Then Mr. Lewellyn McKay, illus-trous president of the famous Sophomore class, arose to his feet and roared the question, "Hear ye, hear ye! How many of ye are Sophomores?"None but a few timid girls dared confess. His face darkened. He held aloft a box, a mysterious box. "How many of ye " All hands in the loft shot up. Then a rattling ' of paper and breaking of string. Hearts stopped beating. Ah! The crowd arose and crowded to the great treasure! Butter-scotch balls 1 to treat the "Get back! There's plenty for all!" Plenty of what? All-day suckers!And between acts pass 'em quick! jelly beans! Surely that's all? No, indeed! crowd ! And then, alas, there were no more acts and no more candy. "We found the Paradise," they said, "Oh such a night we'll never forget!" R. N. FRIENDS There are friends that are true through toil and song And pome that. 'make you feel blue The friends that forever your joy will prolong Are the friends that are dear to you. There are friends that you meet in later years There are friends that will sometimes cause tears; But the dearest and best, under Heaven's own crest, Are the kind, That you find In Weber! D. B. STUDENTS GIVE PROGRAM IN DEVOTIONAL On Thursday, March 10, the student association gave an excellent program in devotional. Josephine Rhees played the "Second Nocturne" by Laybach. After prayer by Doctor Lind, Francis O'Niell read "Nebuchadnezzer" and as an encore, "Americana." Charles. Guernsey played two violin solos: "The Rain" and "Ballad Dramatic." Nellie Jackson then read a Russian story. The program was enjoyed by the students. A census taker, while on her rounds, called at a house occupied by an Irish family. One of the questions she asked was, "How many males have you in this family?"The answer came without hesitation, "three a day, mam." What girl told Leon a fellow shouldn't put his arm around a girl? And when? And where? And why? The Leader OCf DEN'S POPULAR STORE with POPULAR PRICKS For Children, Misses' and Women's Read to wear Millinery SPARGOS Books, Stationery, and school and office supplies. Weber State Champs Hor ored Continued from page One "I've been told," he continued, "that a girl makes hevself common if she lets a boy put his arm around her. Well, some of our girls have made themselves common in this show. ' Dorothy Nicols, in the second act, made herself common and uncommonly popular." The "fresh little thing from the country" had a, bad fold, s.he said, so she smiled and made a bow. Georgia Tate enthusiastically explained how thrilling it was to be the mother of Ruth, and the wife of Wallace. Wallace blushed to the tips of his powdered hair, and had to arise and bow. Budge, the owner of the Iron Works, said he had enough cornstarch in his hair to furnish several puddings for Weber's cafeteria, but he was in hopes his beauteous tresses would return to their natural color in a few days. Elija Clawson arose and smiled. Nuff sed. Ira Terry explained that he was the "head of a large family,'' which needed his attention; then he retired.Francis O'Niell remarked that as she and Cora did not marry anyone in the end she did not see why they should have to speak. Grant Dahlstrom played ring around the rosy through the swinging doors of the assembly hall in a vain attempt to escape, but the wild lawyer was finally captured and forced to appear. "The lady beautiful RuthScow-croft." "I wish to thank the students and faculty for their wonderful support." Ruth said, and to assure the faculty that we will study in the future. "As Superintendent Bennion said, the credit belongs to the little woman behind the scenes. You should have seen us when we began."Kate, the worker's daughter Gladys Green said she was Jack of all trades behind the scenes though she did not have much to say on the stage. Schwartz the Bolshevik Rulon Peterson remarked, "This is very unexpected, but no pleasure.'' Mrs. McKey then said, "President Ricks tells me that I am to end this. I wonder if he means my contract's run out." The principal interrupted, "No, just your speech." "My sneech never runs out," said Mrs. McKey promptly. "With the spirit of Weber behind us we feel that we shall go on to greater achievements in the future." The students received Mrs. McKey and each of the players with hearty applause. 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