Show Much Knowledge Gained in Quarter By Dy SELMA As this goes to press I find that thai I. I I have but two examinations anc and four psychology experiments standing between me and a happy new year Is it n not t fitting anc and proper then to pause a mom moment nt and in passing take s stock k o of that thai I have really learned this his quarter Taken laken by weeks my fund ol of knowledge reads something like this First week That if every student in the University University University Uni Uni- were l laid id end to end they h y would form a line strangely resembling resembling resembling bling that outside the recorders recorder's office on registration day Second week That hour five-hour twenties eight-twenties are conducive to circles under the eyes That while the twelve-page twelve blue bluebooks bluebooks bluebooks books are three for fora a nickel and the page eight-page four for a a. nickel you still ge get four pages more for your money by buying the twelve twelve- page book Third week That Chaucer had a sense of hu hu- hu- hu mor Fourth week That eight hours sleep of-sleep o or sleep are an unnecessary unnecessary luxury That the Union building will b be completed That the depression has hit the University Fifth week That by putting the hand over the he eyes as if to shade them it is possible to sleep undetected throughout a lecture That every stimulus i it followed i by y a response and that every response response response re re- re- re may be stimulus to further response Sixth week That six hours of sleep are un un- un- un necessary That the story about coffees coffee's power power ower to keep one awake nights while studying is a lotta hoo hooey y Seventh week That if one takes good notes during during dur- dur ing ng lectures it is unnecessary to todo todo tolo do lo supplementary reading That the fifty-fifty fifty uprising was wasa a false alarm Eighth week week That it is sometimes n s possible to find ind books in the library by using the he Readers Reader's Guide Ninth week That 95 per cent of the fur coats in n the world arc are muskrat T That h hat a t the he other 5 per are ire pony or bearskin Tenth week That it is possible to p pass s lec Jec- lec- lec ture courses curse without taking notes at all but but- highly improbable Eleventh week That semi range is isa isa isa a measure of something or other and a favorite and apparently necessary necessary necessary essary term tenn used in statistics s. s Twelfth week That it is possible to exist for hours five days on twenty p count em hours of sl sleep p. p That registration for next quarter quarter quarter ter will fairly trip over ver New Years Year's festivities and the penalty for or using using us us- ing the day to sleep off hangovers hangover I is 50 cents That this is my last feature for forr or this year Ma Maybe forever if J 1 dont don't improve with age As I look over the above Outline of Knowledge I realize that college col- col 1 lege ege is after all nIl a wonderful in in- in In fact this cataloging of information is is- is isS S so good that i t tl l I shall d do it eer every ter ler and at the end of four ur years publish it in a book called What College Did For or to Me it Me it will serve as a warning to future generations I shall make mak a fortune fortune fortune for for- tune on royalties and my college education will not have been in vain |