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Show BETZVHXE TALES Mil m that I deh:es Gustapher Plogs and the By Ellis TIME Atdhor TABLE SOUTJI-fiOUN- D For Payann, Snnlequln and Lou Aniiolrs..,. '...t'ii P No. (3 For Pnyaoo, Sephi and 44 61 ait .. 9 Mantt NORTH-BOUN- D No. 81 Tor Proro, PI.Oro, American Fork, Lbl, Mercur, lt:STm Salt Lake No. 84 For l'mvo. Kail I.ake and TO pro inUirmtxllata point Palatial train ar now running- dally twe.n halt Lake and the Puclflu C'oait. UTAH COUNTY U In diract Union with two great cltle. Hem local train aorvioa. J. H. HiiHTitan. Dlatrlct 'aain(nr Agent. N. Fitkimin, Uxpot Tloket Agent. Arrival and departure of train fiom Depoti For Sprlnirvllls.ProTo.Halt Lake and ail point aaatand wt....S:10a No. tt ForSprloitrllla Proro.Salt Lake and all point eaot and wat....l:4tpm No. t For Kuri'ka, Mammoth and Sil- e, honker made a honk exactly similar to the bleat of a calf and that the cow did not care a fig for him or hia automobile all she cared for was the fill pm and Sil8: IS am til OFFERS CHOICE OF Q TRAINS DAILY everybody wants. Get it by using "The Phone that talks. Utah Independent Telephone Co. I Alaska-Yukon-Pacif- ic e No. 28 For Kureka, Mammoth ver City Connection made In Ogden Union depot with train ol Southern Paeltio and Oregon Short Q Telephone Service is what New York. After his wife, Cath. erine, bad stuck her head out of the window and announced in an emphatic manner that be had committed suicide by drowning himself In the bath tub in their apartments on the sixth floor of No. 730 Tinton avenue, the Dronx, Hugo Freyenhagen was enough to put her in the Ananias club by appearing and entering a general denial to all the allegations low, pleading honk of his honker. So Gustapher unscrewed his honker, 'and after he had studied the cow awhile he tied the horn on the cow's In her complaint When Mrs. Freyenhagen made ber fore leg, and then he made ber hist up her foot, and he tied the bulb on announcement and followed it up by the bottom of her foot. Well, If you rushing into the street and giving deever saw, a joyous cow It was that tails of the horrible affair everybody one when she set her foot to the was disposed to take ber word for it. ground and the honker honked forth And everybody got busy. One man honk. She practiced a a low, calf-liffew minutes, raising and lowering her foot, and in a little while she could bonk as well as Gustapher himself. She was perfectly satisfied and happy, and Gustapher went on Into town, and did his business, and aa he passed 8:17 FAST THROUGH Etc By PETER. NEWELL Wo. T ver City UNGAL-LANTLFREYENHAGEN PUTS HIS WIFE, CATHERINE, IN ANANIAS CLUB. HUGO Parker Bailor The Hon. Gustapher Plugs is one of the most prominent citizens of our county, and la stout for hia aize, principally around the be!'.. He is known far and near as the only man with nerve enough to wear a Prince Albert coat on week days, and ia representative t.om our county In the state house. , We all wish he lived in ISetz-vlllbut he comes down once In awhile, and the other day he came down In hia automobile. Gustapher's automobile la small but nervy, being one of the vintage of seven years ago, with a curly dashboard and an exclamatory noise, and when Gustapher gets aboard he fills It so full of Gustapher that the springs slap together like castanets. The other day be came down to Detzvllle and he bad a new honker Prompt Courteous he is dead Honk-Hon- k ofTPids is PlcJ ILLUSTRATED No. M0Cttttf" EMPHATICALLY Exposition SEATTLE, WASHINGTON Daily 75 Mx September 30th September ' 3oth To Portland and Return SCENIO ROUTES AND THREE DISTINCT Pulman Palace and ordinary Sleeping cars to Denver, Omaha, Kana City, St. Loula anil Chicago without change. Free Reclining Chair Cara; personally eon ducted Kxcuraluna; a perfect Dining Car So- From All Stations in Utah ' Via Salt Lake Route For rates, folder, eto , Inquire of 11. T. MATTHEW, Ticket Agent, L A. UKNTON, Of writ O. A. P. D., Salt Lake City. Tickets good via Los Angeles and Salt Lake City. Ask local agent or write Kenneth C. Kerr, D. P. A., Salt Lake City. rtie C. C. ""SaBaaa&SSSaaaaaataaaSESZ F. J. NICHOLS CRTSMON Dr. C. O. SCOTT i Crismon & Nichols DENTIST Denies That He Is Dead. Assajers and Chemists Slogans Offlcs Phone No. 43- telephoned for police patrol and set all the suicide machinery in motion; another notified several physicians W. O. Creer Bid1.. Spanish Fork. Vtah and still another notified the newspaCFFICE HOURS pers. Half a dozen undertakers heard IND. PHONE wo. 45. 10 to 1a a.m. about it and shattered all sprinting esaioiNCt 4J-S TO 4 P.M. OPFICS HO. records getting to the scene. While on officials for sat the waiting they the front stoop and figured on just DO. A. G. STODDARD how they could afford to bury Hugo at a profit. IN W. O. CREER BUILDING-SPANISCoroner Set wannecke, Capt. Place a and three policemen from the FORK, UTAH station, three physicians and half a dozen reporters got to the house about the same time. In this W. E. order tbey filed slowly up the stf.Irs, the six undertakers bringing up the Quarantine and City Physician -- Office and Laboratory 229 S.W. Temple St., Salt Lake City, Utah Reference: National Bank of Republic Both phones P. 0. Box 78 Viiafs the matter fi) r IDAHO with D Dr. J irrigation in that State during 10 yearn. Thousands more will be reclaimed within the next 10 years. This means an opening for many thousands of homes. J J the past IflJ 1 Hate You Investigated IDAHO! It has been truthfully termed a Land of Opportunities A Land of Homes The Oregon Short Line Railroad Co. will be pleased to senduescriptiye mat-te- r regarding Idaho's resources. Write to D. E. Burley, U P. A- - or 1). S. Spen-e-r. A. U. P. A Salt Lake City. Utah. Benjamin Hughes Lidcry and Feed Stables HACK MEETS ALL TRAINS. B. H. BROWN, Livery Feed Stable Hack Meets All Trains phone no. 12 Spanish Fork Utah Spanish Fork Co-Optirat- ivo Institution, Dealer In General Merchandise, 0 Flour, Grain and Produce tjtaaQiaorureri of Harness, Boots ad Shoes. O JOHN JONES, Supt. Spanish Fork last longer than any other. FREE Mor-rlsahi- Thousand of acre of land hare O ' beeu reclaimed to cultivation by Utah - r fee - a it is more beautiful than ' Warner e tsFREE is easier Pet-erNewesIL- Every Time the Cow Would Moo on his car, and when he pressed the rubber bulb it gave forth a honk-honthat was like a low wail of sorrow. He was coming Into town along the Gratz Hollow road, honking every little while on general principles, las Wednesday, and thinking no evil, and at the same time Silas Prowse'a cow was enting grass sadly and mourning the recent loss of her calf, which bad become veal a short time before. The cow was about a mile from Gustapher, butane moment she heard his honker she pricked up her ears, and ottered a low moo of distress, and started for Gustapher on the lope. the When Gustapher came over rise of the hill he saw the cow and the cow saw him, and he honked to warn the cow off his right of way, but Instead of getting out of the way she uttered a low cry of Joy and sped toward Gustapher. So he honked again, and at that the cow fairly laughed with happiness and broke Into a gallop straight toward Gustapher. Gustapher had never seen a cow act In just that way, and he .didn't know what to make of it, so he brought hta car to a stop and took bold of the bulb of hia honker and honked at the cow for all he was worth. The cow stopped Btralght In front of him and looked at the automobile with a puzzled air, and when they had stood there for a minute or two she looked up at Gustapher with a wistful, pleading look In her eyes. For quite a while Gustapher did not He know what the cow wanted. thought maybe the heat had driven her Insane, and the more so because she got madder and madder. Then he gave her a warning honk, and she Immediately quieted down and resumed her puzzled but satisfied look, but when be didn't honk she grew angry. They stood there at least half en hour, mooing and honking back and forth. Every time the cow would moo Gustapher had to honk, and every time he honked the cow would moo, but you cun't expect a state in a Prince Albert coat to sit all day In an automobile bonking for the pleasure of a spotted cow. So he started hia car slowly and kept up a steady low honking, and the cow trotted along at his side like a largo coach dog. Hut tho more Gustapher thought about It the more he felt that It would not be dignified to enter town paced by a spotted cow, and aa his old tea-ro- t of an automobile couldn't go as last as the cow could lope, he hardly knew what to do about It. And right there was where he realized that his k to operate than any other. Dr.J.W.Hagan CyFHEE makes a more perfect stitch than any other. tFHEE is the of all com Lest lined in one. Dr. J. Fred Potter FREE SEWING MACHINE CO. SOLD BY ORAN LEWIS Agnes Engberg Johnson any other. has leas vibration than any other. rear. Office at City Drur Store All was hushed in the presence of ' Spanish Fork 300 pounds of death. Coroner Schwan-necksunk his knuckles in the door NIpht calls answered from Creer Bldg--. Next to the Bell Telephone office. of the Freyenhagen flat and Mrs. Freyenhagen opened it "Where's your dead husband?" Gustapher Would Have to Honk. asked the coroner. the cow on his way home aha honked "Here's her husband right here, but Office at World Druf Co. Buildloi at him Joyfully. he's not a dead one," answered a About two months after that Gus gruff voice, as six feet of Freyenhagen Spanish Fork, Utah tapher was at the state bouse, when appeared at the opening, v he received a post card from Silas "Didn't you commit suicide?" asked Residence at Jas. M. Creer's, Second Pro wee. It said: "I wisht If you can Capt. Place. Wrrd. Independent Phone 42-- L you would get the State Secretary of ' "I did not," said Freyenhagen. Aggiculture to tell what Is the matter "Cut your wife said you drowned with my cow. Long about two months yourself in the bathtub," suggested a ago she had her calf took away, and reporter. she got peevish and started Into a de"Me "drown?" roared Freyenhagen. Optician cline, but some vettlnary tied a sort "I'm the best swimmer In the Dronx. ITES TESTED of business onto her foot and she Come In till I show you my Junk." BLASSE3 PROPERLY FITTED picked up again. Put now the blamed Whereupon Freyenhagen led the Office at Residence foot business don't work, and she's mob into his parlor and draped him- Vhone, Ind. 33-SPANISH FORK. self with bis medals for their edifipeevish again and has a high temperature." cation. The undertakers refused to As soon as the Hon. Gustapher give up even then. One offered to Miss Ploga read that post card he put on bury him and throw In a band of muhis hat and,, took the train for home, sic for 150. Put Freyenhagen was obTeacher of and got Into his automobile and durate and decided to stick around a PIANO, ORGAN AND along the road to Petzvllle, little longer. THEORY OF MUSIC In explanation of his wife's false and,, sure enough, at the top of the Pop particulars apply at the home of Gratz Hollow road was the cow, look- alarm he said he had fullen while In MRS. THOMAS CREER ing steadily and hopefully In his di- the bathroom and she had Jumped to rection, and as soon as she saw him the conclusion that he had killed & she gave a whoop of joy and started for him, and when she reached the JESSE E. S. automobile she stopped and held up WITCH DOCTOR KILLS BABES Contractors and Builders of Comher foot. Gustapher saw what was the mat- Incantations Fall to Curt Summer plete Homes ter right away the cow had a puncIlia of Many Little Children ESTIMATES GIVEN FREE ture In the honker bulb. He jumped in Pennsylvania. out of his automobile and got out his repair kit and mended the puncture, Reading, Pa. Coroner Strasser It and the cow tried the honker gently busy securing evidence In the case oi and it honked all right! Well, sir, the lx Infants who died In one day NOTARY ri'BLIC she went right up to Gustapher and recently after alleged treatment by kissed him on the loft cheek, al- witch doctors for nothing but summer though she had always been a most complaint. He has reported the mato onlrrtfatrd Farm low lntre modest cow. Hut she was that grate- ter to the district attorney. ol partial paymtDi plal ' ful. ODloe at raalilniic., one blue eat ot p. Reading is known for its many When he got back to the state witch doctors, and there have been SPANISH FORK, UTA1L house he wrote a letter to Silns cases In court time and again of peo Prowse and explained all about it, pie who claimed that neighbors and he didn't hear any more from them. No sooner docs a child A. the cow for quite a while, and then become ill in this section than the he got word from Kilns. "I winht you neighbors rush .in and declare the ATTORN would come and get your honker off la "verhexed." The result If that my cow," the letter Raid. "She's gol a powwow doctor with Incantations is fcs'rM Building PUOV- O-- TelepboMTl X another calf, and don't need it, anu sought. between the honker and the new calf Several of the children who died she's most distracted. She thinks were simply treated with mystic she's got twins." worda while a red cotton cord was FAMUONADLE panned over the body. In other cases (Copyright, 1!W), by W. Q. Chapman.) a bag containing charmed words was hung about the neck. Being a Woman. "Many children die every summer To be a mnn is the simplest thing In from summer complaint who do not Ont Block North ol Bank, Spanish Fork, Utah the world he has only to be aa na- have an attending physlclnn," said the ture has chosen. Put the strenuous, coroner. "I find that the parents are nesa of a girl's life begins when she of the middle class and spend their Is quite little. M. JEX-FLORI- ST At all ages wom.'n money calling In old women who must keep up appearances, but the make Fresh Flowers supplied for all ooca-lion- s. and uspractice of Funeral designs kept on hand necessity to be bettor ing charmed words. What la more, looking than she really Is and to main- these women describe the "hex to the nd filled to order. tain some Illusion about herself Is parents, and thla Is the cause of many All kinds of Furniture Repaired, only one of the difficulties of being a of the neighborhood scraps that art Residence two blocks North of Foundry woman. The Australasian. tired in court" Spanish Fokk, Utah Machine Dewing runs lighter than any other. aM 1BkW.wm.'A-4.KriJrMaEaa- J Saturday of Each Week if Butter Paper Day Braithwaite If your order is placed before that date your paper will be SAMUEL CORNABY ready Saturday Money Loaned at 4 p. m. Co-o- l'!T"7 "ver-hexed- " B. 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