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Show J . i I TTrrrrtT; .v.w'yn iiji FOND LOVER WAS TOO HASTY. Mr. Crow Not Only Lost Bride, Bjt Also the Cowry Which Fair One Was to Er.ng Him. Some of the Sect Things Written by the Acknowl- edged Masters. ur-ou- mnsss A, wife-hunter- s . " "ivwraw 7BI jrrr.E-L:.Z-- In Some Day his I'hllN, Kurdt-ii- By CHARLES BATTELL LCOMIS. The ot lit-- r duy tshi.r ri'ai'n.c u pa- lino- - lo time, always tuku g cure to per published a liMil.iii )i.im r i mu find out by win lean telephone Juki uow, J came ucrox tin- - fniaivting bit where 1 am to he. The other day I to tin peo- was over M,!b,iii lie and I gut a mesof iiei:" (If It ia s sage fioiu iiioMu r. who was visiting ple wbu are hting a Iniiiilred after ua, tliiuk a hat it a ill be to fi lends hi Paris lor Hie iiMcmoon, that sl.e wanted to tube fippcr with you ) Your correspondent while on an us. I told in r in meet us over Conto stantinople at a ipiarter to his, and. afternoon trip limn Patagonia reill do you know, j ml us we sailed above at olil but the Portland, Me., by liable airship UooKi-Vfllatopped fur the city at the southeast outskirts, 1 a few tulnuifH at the airy home of Mr. Mapli-tou- , formerly of Ihiinnjiie, la. It will be remembered that Mr. left the earth in a fit of pique when Lydia P. Morton whk elected president. He said then that be would never return to earth until a uian waa nominated and elected to that high ofllce, and an the honorable Lydia la now closing her third term, It will be aeon that he hue been up a matter of IS years. lie waa in hla dark room developing some blrdaeye views of Pape Town, which he look yeHierday, hut I hla wife received me pleasantly. asked her If ahe never wished she were bark on earth aud she told me that fur the first als mouths after their ascension she felt that alio would ha a nervous wreck if she wera not allowed to go shopping In a department store; but after she hud circumnavigated the globe by way of for a Few Minutes at the tba poles a half dozen times, and ahe Stoppsd Homs of Mr, Airy Mapleton. no longer knew what it was to have a headache or to feel tired, Hhe made mother came Hying up on the her mind that the air wus good east, and we hud n very pleasant isn't It marvelous, when Hireling. euough fur her. You Hen, we get our provisions at you come to think of it? the aerial stores, so there Is no real After llltlu Henrietta came 1 felt Aud even less Inclination to go down. Her necessity for us to go below. my relatives come up to see me from father Iihh constructed wliut he calls a m-w- s , ir , ym-winr- whimsical way a a big acre her little mi which Hhe hriH and in which she rlues her little wheel, ijiifte like an earth chili Then, ion. she has a little rubber tank in tin- center of her garden ani wln-it rains Lira goes swlniminj .She is u very happy little girl." It suddenly came over mo that ibr child had never trodden solid eartl ami I nuked to see her. She is a pretty child, bronzed an.' healthy, and with a buoyancy of in timi ih.it I hare never Keen in uny one on earlh. "Wouldn't you like to go down aal see the world?" I asked her. - j in-a- j "Oh, no. Sniiieilmex we have Mows low and I do not like the smell or the earth. The ulr Is ho I'resli up hrt. and there are always now countries In visit. Yesterday we saw the Himalayas for the first time, and In the evening we passed over Monikai'i. Pujh suys there used to he many wild housis in that part of Africa, hut one of the presidents back in Wash Ins ton and Lincoln's time shot them all. "Soiiictiiui s when the winds arent blowltig I (hi hard I put on my own little wings and fiy above iny a so thut If 1 should fall I wouldn't fall far. I'm sure no little earth girls nre as happy as I am. Now, If you'll please excuse me. I'll run lilting. I've got to make fudge who are coming to for HO person sM-nflood-by- . Hie evening. I shook lui mis with the demure little inuideii. and in a few nilnutea went on my Journey, feeling that I had ut last found a really contented person. Hut us all signs point to a next fall, perhaps Papa will come down to cast his ballot. And as children of ten are allowed the suffrage in Iowa, It may he thHt Kits will tread terra flrma In order to vote. It'i'pyrlslit. hue. by V, U. ('Iispinim.) ', man-preside- n mice our girls, how to turn a dirty backyard Into a conservatory, how to make real luce embroidery for the childrens overalls, how to entertain coin puny, how to keep beet and how to cure children of biting their nails and each other, how to freeze dessert and unwelcome guests, how to make an orange merlugue out . of a piece of lemon peel and a how to lake a vacation palnhy ly, how to make money on the gdi by working evening, Sundays, before breakfast and on holidays, and often , notify you, in their exchange of somebody who wants to aet of upper teeth trade a second-hanor a practically new for a oatrlch plume. O, we couldn't live without the The Piffleprints By STRICKLAND W. GILLILAN. We get at our house," said the figuring In budgets could ever make U grouch, aa he put the change hack In work out so. The only wsy people get hla pocket and left a lead nickel on along on small Incomes is by spending the wet tray, a certain sort of iierlod-Ical- a the money they have until It Is gone that 1 have named the piffle-print- end then going without things or goWe look forward to them every ing Into debt for what they have to grape-aeedwmmsUs with we li Vhay have,, eo far aa their credit will let w nuck.kii were the funeral of a relative, them. Last month the magastne that I "All of the average family'! monregard as an aggravated case of ey belongs In the emergency fund. Another Joyful thing I read In the plfflltls told a whole lot of depart-meatsworaen'a reason why they would piffleprints Is how to build a perfect have married dllferently or not at all palace for (2.000. I figured on one of If they bad It to do over again. I read those once, and found that if I e already the thing over carefully, with a bot- owned the lumber, the lime, the stone, tle of auirlllng-eallheld to my none the nulla, the brlcka, the paint, the and a phial of aerpent-fanantidote plumbing aud the heating system, and wife says so and I close by. I found every reason given hud a carpenter owing me money, 1 plfflepriuU. My so she won't write to her favornRrce. except the one that would hnve been might possibly build one of those ite piiilfprlnt about my disagreeable truest in most of the cases that U houses at that prlca. habits." she had It to do over again ahe could Then the plffleprlnta tell us how to ('ii.yrialii. 1!. by XV. cj. ('hnpiiwn.) not rope the same victim if ahe wanted to. Auy woman who'll write to a publication of any sort and say ahe prefers a different kind of niun Is n By HUGH PENDEXTER. Just see thut the trunk don't hind half price. Take lOO.uOO cars in this the hind wheels," grimly requested country nnd Europe that would be Irad Hlglow's cousin, ns the old man fighting each other to buy 'em Inside luefiiliy gazed at the farm wagon of two years Great Scott! I'm dazed. Now that I can't bear to flgger on waiting to receive him. foreign counCousin Edgar's home waa closed to tries. I'm undone." him, he wa wondering where he "i'udone?" bleated Edgar. Whoever would next find shelter. The Urea heard trad, be you sure we could on the hind wheels ain't over strong," cleun up 91 .SOU u year between us? I supplemented Kdgur, about to iiiouut don't ask any profits a Newfoundland the seat. dog couldn't Jump over. lat's be mod"Huh!" thoughtfully mused Irad. erate. Say (l.GUO a year ahem! I 1 guess Cousin Prceniuu was right. menu that amount apiece. Can it be Therc'a money in it; esiieciully in au- done?" tomobiles. Aud what I was about to 'What! ' cried Irad. "Did you say forglt as a idle dream will now pro- a miserable, petty little (l.fioo a duce a shower of dollars." yar each? Why, I'd he ashamed to What dollars ?" snupped Edgar, re- look you In the face. For merry's turning his foot to the ground. snkc, If you want to be moderate, 1 shouldn't have mentioned it, call It 9100.000 a year each for the It wus a first year, mind you. Don't make fun nervously regretted irad. secret between Freeman and me. 1 of me. At least call it that." was only speaking of our scheme for "And when can we sell our first unto tires. That's four tires?" cried Edgar, rlim-Muselling hoop-snakat We Look Forward to Them Every all." the empty air. "Snake auto tires!" faltered Edgar. Month. "Wo cun begin now. All we've got "So thuts why you waa in sueh a hus- to do is I vnni! ought to he l,.iiv. matrimonial blue pill for fair; tunl any tle to get over to Freeman's, eh? ing fur Fireman's," man who has hud her nhout for a few (lues tills trunk cuu come down for "Not an inch touight." warmly years would run scniiuilng to the n spell.'' And his action wa suited ruled l.ilgur. "Now, lot's on edge of a cliff and tint stop then, to bis words. Now. Irad. 1 want a the tires." rather ihuu begin li all over. You don't budge lroin ' W ith all my heart." said Irad. explanation. "All in the same Issue or some other here till l we've got to do for a start is to git it. Time enough one It doesn't matter; (hey nil seem plant for you to run uwnv u Free- the roots in the north lot to me like the same Issue was a man's. What ubout these and" scheme for placing the home on tires?" "Buckram what?" murmured a business basis, with every cent acEdgar. "It isn't entirely new with me." mur"Hiickiiiiu roots." softly counted for and nil ihe exjiendlture explained mured Irad. his eyes secret ,y gliuting. Irad. "We'll watch 'em divided into budget and fund and "We all know about the c.iref't'.iy, for If one it loss or ,,er. thing. That would be great! This I of India. 1 simply tlggered how them When (Per git means their growth we'u turn they about the way it would work out. In Miukcs could he killed while hoop- the and i Vm most families: ing holding tin irtails in their mouth, browse on tlx- - rotes. The room is the "General operating expense (food you know anil after rigor mortis thing, you know, that will servants, fuel, light and renti, (2S a set in I'd hnve a auto tire you only the snake the proper stiffening. Kjre 're week. couldn't dent with a ax. Yes, slree! heard follow let on that the dingle Sinking fund. .i a week. uie four give and I'll root, at (210 per, is Just ns good ilut Tlcpalra aud depreciation, (4 a show you a set of tire that no 1 know different, and " week. amount of traveling can wear out. And you say we've got ( p!l Contingent fund, (3 a week. 0,ne Thcnturnon the third speedandreai-Iz- of thi measly old buckram root" Emergency fund. (3 a week. for the first time In your life what shouted hoarsely Edgar. 'Total, (45 per week. it means to ride on real tires. They Why. of course." assured Irad his Salary, (35 a week. enn't leuk; they can't wear out, and browe rising. "And Indiana Is' the "And there you are. Not one fam- they can't slip. Upsides, the pattern ily In ten could coine any nearer It Is pretty ss the wheels whis around. only plare where we can git it. Then we nmat go there and catch than that If they figured It nut and Say, f 440 a tire. It'a the cheap when you In the moulting season and got all the things In that actually have know they'll Inat a life time. That snake " fetch 'em to be bought. Aa a matter of fact they would be 9 1. GOO a machine. Take the The trunk won t chafe or bind get along on their Incomes within a baby snakes for smaller machines, say gritted Edgar. few dollars, aa a rule, but no advance and so on, at (Copyright. by V. n , ser-vniit- d side-saddl- Irad Biglow9 s Snake Automobile tires e 1 hiu-kia- pro-liose- new-fangle- hoop-snake- eay " "Oh. go lin-se- hoop-snake- e I, . i,-- SUCCEEDS DR. ANGELL Harry P. Hutchins, dtuu of the law department uf the rnitersity or Michigan, will succeed Dr .lames It. Angell aa head of the institution the coming year. The board of regents has appointed him acting president. This Is takcu to meat, r (hut the regents will not select a permanent to Dr. Augell, who was recently elected president-emeritualter serving as head of the i.uiversity frir US years, until next spring. Dean Hutchins lias served in the same capacity It was in the year during the ..'beenre of Dr. Angell a United States minister to Turkey. Dean Hutchins is recognised throughout the United States ns an able lawyer and a brilliant educator. Under the appointment of the supreme court of Michigan, he revised and annotated several volumes of the supreme court report?, lie bus published an American edition of Williams on Real Property, revised, annotated aud adapted to American jurisdictions. The new uctiug president was born at Lisbon, X. H., Auril 8, 1847. Ills Conference preparation for cclVge wa received at the New Hampshire seminary at Tilton and at the Vermont Conference seminary at Newbury. When he was 19 he entered Wesleyan university, Middleuwn, and later took some special studies in astionumy, physiology and surgery at the University of Vermont and at Dartmouth college. In 1867 the family moved to Michigan, and in the fall of that year Mr. Hutchins entered the University of Michigan nnd was graduated s bachelor of philosophy in 1S71. As sn undergraduate he stood in the front rank of his class, and at graduation time he was chosen for commencement speaker. For the year after graduation he was in charge of the public ecbools at Owosso, Mich., and in the following fail he returned to hie alma mater as instructor in history and rhetoric, and in another year waa advanced to an sue-eesru- s 1897-189- hire a hail, an' Invite yet to attend de meetin'!" All right, Xlfstah Crow, loir rela-iloiliii m dope censed to exist, hut I oily wanted to cny dat dat house am small, so I am gwine to gib y dut twostory cottage on Deacon d. eel, wuf twict a much. aaaistant professorship. Jim tried to explain, also; but In 1884 Dean liutchlus waa recalled to the University of Michigan, this when "Uncle Zeke" solemnly Itrted a to become Junior professor of law. Later he accepted an appointment time boot Ihe size or a ham and pointed the trustees of Cornell university to organize a law department for that lo the door, James Crow reruaed to by Institution. In bis eight years at Ithaca he made the Cornell law school one linger. Judge's Library. of the leading law schools in the country. In 1895 be was again called tc Michigan, thi time aa the dean of the law department. ELOQUENCE OF PRESS AGENT. friend i Ma-tild- He Ransacks History for Comparisons to Co Justice to Place Ha Is Booming. The eloquent press Hg'-n- t has thus descrllied a new restaurant: "Millionaires dreaming of the sybaritic luxury of Babylonian days and of the wonder-workinof llaroun al Ramhld through the might or a staggering outlay of money, nre rapidly transforming a famous old place. And was there ever a place of such Xoronlc allurement designed to meet the languorous requirement of my Would she smoke? lady of fashion! That will be provided for. A luxurious smoking room for her 1 now building, let alone a manicurist. French and maid imported from Paris. She may be re powdered, and redressed. Furthermore, she may enjoy a Turkish bath, be gowned by maids as expert as her own at home, and with her coiffure rearranged piay take her Jewels from the safe and after a Lucullan repast be ready for the opera. Solomon In all hla glory, or the magnificent, but feebly realized the splendors, etc., etc. . . . Here, in truth, fa a veritable palace of the senses. The tone throughout la Assyrian and modeled after the A palace of Sennacherib. splendid staircase 65 feet high, of yellow and black marbles, Imported dirert from the site of Itubylon. aud costing (50,-00marked on either side by a aeries of small crouching bronze Assyrian Ilona, one of the feature of this splendid building." g halr-dreaser- 1 Value cf a Good Walk. woman who walk well i a more helpful member of society because she has better health, suys the Delineator. She Is alert and olive and find all the world interesting. Then. too. the woman who has learned to walk gracefully finds a reaction on her nervous system. A new calmness and show in her manlier and face and even more in her voice, for those delicate muscles which we call the vocal chorda vibrate in harti'iiny with the movement of the Individual. And. free from the graceful woman expresses her best self, for her every motion suggests dignity, kindness, reserve power, sympathy and that most charming of all womanly attributes, grariousness. A self-contr- Prisoner's Narrow Eicape. Much to their disgust, two men and a woman, prisoner at no!!ce head quarter, were thoroughly fmnic.ifed with formaldehyde pus at Allentown. Pa., and will not soon forget t! e experience that caire rear mating their live. House Sergeant Herrh-ot- i Sterner. unaware that nuv of the cell were occuphd. decide-to fimfaate the cellroom. l'e set the fumigating machine to work and wei.t lt"n another part of the lu idlng. (),.y nftr the terrified prisoners had yelled themselves hoarse and were nearly smothered wa the ii.Lt.ikc l TO TEACH CHICAGOS YOUNG Mre. Ella Flagg Young, who has been appointed superintendent of the Chicago public schools by the board of education of that city, takes her place among the highest salaried women In the United States. Those of her sex who have gone beyond the (10,000 emolument of her new position have been few and far between. About the biggest sum paid a woman on record was that the insurance iuveetlgatione revealed had been paid to Gage Tarbelle secretary, who was credited with receiving (12,000. H. II. Rogers secretary has been credited with a (10,-00- 0 salary. Heretofore the record among Chicago women has been held by Mre. Jacob Baur, formerly Miss Bertha Duppler, who until her marriage last fall wee for several years private secretary to Chicago's postmaster. Miss Duppler received a salary of (3,400. Mrs. Young Is 64 years old, having been born January 15, 1845, at Buffalo, N. Y. Her parents went to Chicago when she waa a child and she obtained all of her education there, being graduated from the high school and later from the Chicago Normal school, of which ahe has been principal. She studied also at the University of Chicago, which gave her the degree-odoctor of philosophy. She was married in Chicago In 1868 to William Young, who died some years ago, but continued her work of teaching, which she had begun in the Chicago schools in 1862, when she was 17 years old. She was made district superintendent of schools there in 1887 and continued aa auch until 1899. Then she was mads professor of education of the University of Chicago, which position she held until she was chosen head of the Chirago Normal school In September, 1905. f RAISES GIFT TO MILLION John D. Archbold, the of the Standard Oil Company, a few days ago lifted a mortgage of 8300,000 on Syracuse university, making the total of hla gift to that lucky institution a round million of dollars. The greatest gift I by all odds the magnificent gymnasium buildwhich was first ing. used by the students last winter and spring, but which ia now receiving finishing touches which will make It the moat complete institution of its kind in the world and the envy of all other schools. Mr. Archbold la a great exponent of the dortrine of sound bodies as receptacles for sound minds and has no expense to make the Syracuse gym. thespared finest In existence. The dimensions of the building are 156x216 feet. It contains swimming and rooms, each with tanka of ample size. There la also a baseball cage, rowing rooms for all the teams, rooms for the coaches and Instructors, rooms for the trophies a dining hall and a social hall. The running track is 12 laps to the mile and the gym. proper measures 100x205 feet The roof Is a glass dome and the building is directly connected with the east end of the stadium, or open field for races and sports, ud has a seating rapacity of 30,000 people The gift of this magnificent building nnd the lifting of a mortgage of (300 000 make the total of Mr. Archbold's gifts to Syracuse Just (1.000,000. Mr. Archbold was bora and reared in eastern Ohio, and hla father was for many years a Methodist Episcopal clergyman in the Pittsburg conference. Archbold as a young man got hie start In life in Titusville and Oil City during the oil excitement and made early and lasting friendship there with score of PHtsburgera who to this day keep up their Intercourse with him and regai d him as a thorough business man and friendly fine gentleman WINS HONORS IN PARIS Samuel F. O Leary, a young who was horn in Pittsburg. Pa., and stillpainter, calls that city h:s home, is winning honors in Paris. This year he has scored a double triumph. Not only was ci.c of his canvases' accepted for exhibition in the Salon of French Artists, hut it was placed "on the line," which mean that It waa given a particularly favorable position, such as Is accorded only pictures of exceptions! merit. O'Leary has been In Paris only since February 1 nf nd he Kalned entrance to the il first effort. salon on His work. White Rores." attracted many favorable notice from critic The painter is a son of the late John J. ma11 hoy ,n th schools public of littsburg showed a bent for befor fa was grown he had done drawing, and conaldprahl sketching. Four or live year ago O'Leary took up art to New York to study. Some time afterward he made a sketdiimf ouJ through Minnesota, and when this was finished he came to Paris Among bis first Instructors In Europe was a master fn David Alison of Edinburgh, who was in Paria for several months of last year. With him he spent two months at Etaplea and several weeks at He has also attended a number of life classes In Paris, and haa greatly helpful. He varies the work in hla .radio in the Rue CamoIen Uh aketch,nf the country when the wwthJf h. favorable that an eiPer,onc ,n Pri is Invaluable to i7a.rjrbe!,eT an American One great advantage I. the Luxembourg museum and other great galleria., and the opportuiira to JttS! the art treasures which they contain. er s him;-snake- run-about- More of our rli h papas in AhutIcs should follow the same manner of testing the affections of the ad vent d. moneyless both those of our own nationality as well as the empty-headedtitled foreigners w hit are "ramping" ou our hunting grounds that "I ncle Ztke" did in Austiu sometime since. After several mouths of via lent protestations of lute made for his daughter, it was at last understood that lie father wu at their marriage to give his daughter a house and lot. "Inele Zclie" was a sly old coon, and, to test his future affections, he said, as they were smoking their pipes: Mr. Crow, 1 lias been rogiturin', an' has come to de 'elusion not to da mile Muddy dut ar house an' lot on m tin avenue." Mr. Crow sprang to his feet. and. .sticking his stovepipe hat on the side if hi head, said: ill dal case, suh, our future done etased to exist from dis sail." "Hut. Mr. Crow. I was gwlue to The Usual Question. Over In Italy an artisan claim to have made a clock that will run a hundred years without winding. And very likely the future owner will look tip at the clock's face on the morning of the one hundred and first It all. year and yell: "Well, ding-lmrwhy didn't somebody in this family idiot remind me to of feather-headewind that darned clock?" d Papas Superior Knowledge. In tome way. George, papa has found out that you are a poet." said the fair girl to the youth with uncut hair. That's where your papa has the advantage of the crltica," said the young man a Utile bitterly. ? S |