Show WAS NOT THANKFUL MR COOLEY FAILED TO EFFORTS of course she meant it for the best but her liege lord thought the remedy worse than the disease aly M neighbor cooler coolen suffered a good beal last winter from rheumatism in his bis breast and his wife nife was badly frightened about it for fear it should end in consumption cooley could not ie be induced to kiy any an remedy toi fill the trouble and mis alis cooley wag wa nearly nearl worried to death about it at last she determined to try strategy she made a dry mustard plaster and one night while he was asleep she sewed benned it apon the inside of his undershirt so that it would woul d jus just t cover the rheumatic place cooley coole dressed himself in the morn ing wholly unsuspicious of the pres ence of the plaster and went down donin stairs at the breil breillatt bre lat table while he was aas talking to his wife be sud den stopped looked cross eNed and a spa spam rn of pain pissed over his face then he took up flip thread ihre id of tile lie con can ersa tion again and went on ile he was aas in the midst of an explanation of tile the political situation wl wan n all at once he ceased again grer gre red in the face ace and exclaimed 1 I wonder what in the no it cant be anything wrong mrs cooley aikem what was the r atter alter and cooled slid said 0 its that infernal old rheama cisro again come back awful but I 1 never neier felt it exactly the same way before kinder stings mi tirs mrs cooley said she bugs ft as sorry Then TherL Mr AMr coole began again and was lust just showing her how the ravages of the grasshoppers in the west and the potato bu bug in the east would at feet the election by bv making the people discontented and nd so likel to strike at the party part in power when ahen he slid danly dropped the subject and jump ing UP sip said Tl mcder and lightning that ouch 0 moses I 1 feels it if I 1 had bad a shovel tul of hot coals inside my undershirt must be thai rheumatism getting worse said mid sirs cooley cooler smpat bett cally 0 gracious not no its ta something worse than feels like burning into TO in skin shin 1 X I h I 1 ow powwow 34 ow N ow I 1 it its S awful I 1 I 1 Ican can t stand it another minute I 1 believe its fag i hol 1101 era or something and im going 10 die do try to be calm mr cooley coole calm how can a mart be calra calm i with ith a volcano boiling over under his shirt go wa from hare get out of the baj wa quick while vi bile I 1 go upstairs and undress murder r r r but it hurts burts f let me get out quick then he rushed up tip to lo the and stripped off his clothes his chest was the color of a boiled lobster but he tor for the life of him tell what was the matter ahen his eye rested upon something white on his shirt ile ho picked up the garment and examined it ten minutes later he I 1 came slowly downstairs with a dry mustard plaster in his hand while thunder clothed his brow going up to mrs airs cooley he shook the plaster under her nose and said in a suppressed voice did you put that thing in in clothes 11 1 did it for the best john she said I 1 thought oh never mind what you iou thought you ve taken the bai baik k clean oft off of my bosom so I 1 in as raw rang as a sirloin steak and III ibl never bo be well again as long as I 1 live thit that th it lets nou lou out you play pla no more tricks like that on me now mind me then he the door and went out cut mrs cooley do sn t know to this day exactly whit what effect the tiers pers are going to have on the election N W weekly |