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Show CACHE AMERICAN. I) HAN. UTAH -- FINNEY OF THE FORCE MSEs-S- : Finney Knows Ilis Human Nature SITTING AVIRAGE Sally Scz . vi: Mi Father You want to marry ; Quitter. Well, what's hi average? J 'aughter tt by, pa. 1 didn't know ho wa a hall plajer. t'alher Kih. I didn't mean that. How many day per month I b on Ilia bench ? your . bat-tin- NO CETTING OUT OF IT Mae llut ito Wvti Mf 9 nM m b mj mm tm4i Urn ll M la IW foil HUME I.NDl fTBT. I "Dll U whward. I flirted with a young man at the seashore, and ue both pretended to he rich. Now I Pnd bo Hie In our city." T.itt you needn't see him If you don't want to." "I can't jet out of It. It eem ho collect the payments on our radio." BALSAM INN-900- Ft.! 0 30 ML From Salt Lake, at BHxhtoa TEOIX tTEAK. CBICkEV OISNBEE feiUr Awn, id link f MWvirkaa, (aalaia kr iiU tu 4r, , m. twi SADDLE HORSES DANCING OPEN II MONTHS A YEAR "Life is hut a song," says Hi Iio, the sage of China-tow"Alas, that so in any of us should he but indifferent Washington Star. singers! d MIGHT HAVE KNOWN oAlong the Concrete Our Pet Peeve HIW-!ULilkE- a THIS WEEKS PRIZE STORY k aukk Ik lM m lb wkat r pmmtnm u4 kIUr by Mtckini vitk iRtoraainitlR M4 tinl. Hi an Ml nl7 kdtptni !? ln4tiT ktl ar Wlpinv la Um IrmI nrfarl m IH rkK. H kftow thtM fMi an Wt vkf h float It Mr a Ilenpeek (reminiscently) you eieot the night you proposed? Mr. Ilenpeek Yes. It was Friday night the thirteenth of the month. Your apartment was number thirteen on the thirteenth floor and the elevator hoy who took me up was ltk MtU64 cross-eyed- . YOUTHFUL WISDOM lra? WRfl. LYMAN 1. BPEARMAK. McGill. hrm4 me to accept you T 1I1 STUDY AT KCME University Instruction by Mall Enroll Antimo, PnlUkit, laUrwtiiif Mmiaaa CmI Wrtu f.rllo.ie Study Bulletin Tay EXTENSION DIVISION UNIVERSITY OF UTAH Bolt Laka City, (ilak Womrgt is primarily an unconscious and not a conscious bein. That is why her nature is so difficult to fathom, why every woman appears exceptional to herself. Womans Home Compannion. Bermuda with its rocky sea-gisouthern islands is the last haven of the cahow or audubon shearwaand ter, a bird like the heath-he- n the cormorant, on the point of rt WAITING A8K TOUR DRUGGIST tip Jlgson There's Ulgson In there. Is he economical? Wlgson No ; but he's wise. What he saves by eating cheap lunches he blows In In showing Miss Mllyuns a good time. 6B&EN LIGHT MICK1E, THE PRINTER'S DEVIL '(fofc.. WMp C -- oouwjals from the 0C0 8A0 KH&MVffiusMur TWO $0 OfTtUSIVCLV MB MAXES US GOOOtt MB AU WAMTIbM me bk) PRODUCT It is evident' that American Indians had knowledge of surgery, since trepanned skulls of aborigines are still in existence. It is probable that their surgeons also performed amputations. NEW rasy lous, amp ge slao, frieuo Reader, wat you uve out where life mooerw MOTOR OIL -- Sold with a Money Back Guarantee IS SIMPLE AND FRlEVlCWlP RUUS STROUI ROSS THE STREET WIIEKE YOU CAU ernes. or. without MSKiua WHO. ASSUME WE 6PKUT OUR. OAXJ M ROS8IU4 AUO MUROER.IUQ EASM Are You Planning to Attend College This Fall your LiFe whereOUT YOU CAU LEAVE YOUR. DOORMAT ALL WIGHT AMD FlUD IT TWtTRR AUO WHERE YOUR HOME TVtfi OTHER.; AUO MISS COUPLETBLV FRtBWOLV AUO WHOLESOMe SPIRIT Of newspaper poesut devote mr ecLUMus ykyiu to show tuat THE AMERlfiAU RURAL COMMODITY, nvw gmksomb of our uatiou Bap it SET AN INTERMOUNTAIN THE WHAT OF THEIR. PARK SiPESI COUSiPE THAT CRUELTIES Of POVERTY 6TARVATIOU. BRIMS --DESTROY THEIR TWOUSAUOS Of VICTIMS HEART NEARLY! COWSlOCR THE WARDUESS Of IU OUtt "THAT COMES TO THOSE UVu-l- CnIUKAtlOM Wia UUEAR.TM COPIES Of OUR TODAYS HOtTtOU FROM WHICH tWEV CAM RECOU STRUCT TUB LIFE Of ATUPlCAL MERlCALt OOMMUMVTV BUT WEAVED HELP THEM HP TWBT FI WO MAUSHT BUT Y6UOW A SAiurc 909SV FALLEN ANGEL CAKE 'THE ernes WAVE YUEiR WOUPERS.THEiR. MASUIF WEUCES BUT pRlGHT LIGHTS-TWE- lR. Mo UukM Atxrmta Eomotj Of ru -GOEftT FAMILY JOUOUAL FUJUR Ib A VArnut? VtORLO "twa mistook of a small unuu- flFTY-TWVOLUME A N6AA' PEAMAPf A Few tmousalio years from uow, "twff MlSTOftlAMS Delvimo iu TWS RU1US Of ooft -- After the Paper Is Out By Charlc Sughre B ffaim Ntwkfwt t'nl FOR WAVE ''rifcaS L? GEORGE WASHINGTONS TRAVELS MOST OF THE roWJJSFOLK TO CS IM OAIL By James W. Brooks W asking ton entered upon what he begun to ardently hope for a long succession of pleasant and peaceful years as a maiter farmer. He had made one attempt before, now it was to be final. He set his hand to the task of broadening his acres, to the en largement and improvement of Mount Vernon, and to increasing the productivity of his farms Mr. New wed What have you been trying to make? Mrs. New wed (tearfully) Angel cake, but It wouldnt rise. Mr. Newwed Ah, a fallen angel cuke, eh? OUGHT 930 by Jeoim W. Brook AU JLfbte KwnrW CwriLt Historically Correct Sketch By CALVIN FADLR HUBBYS TOPIC Wri'.e to WESTMINSTER COLLEGE Salt Lake Cty, Utah for catalogue and information. 2 years college and 3 years high school all standard grade. Large city campus, modern buildand ings, including dormitories gymnasium. Experienced faculty, Christian environment. A full years high school work and a full credit. years $340 a year for board, room & tuition QEXT, snnnmmnii HIS was one of Washington's docks, built for the handling of grain, tobacco, flour and other products, which he shipped in his own sloop to points on the Potomac. Buy nothing you can make within yourselves was his motto. He made plows, directed his blacksmiths, wood burners, shoemakers, weavers and in a reason seined from the river close to one hundred thousand herring, marketing about eighty-fiv- e thousand of the catch. Sometimes the skeleton in a mans closet is no skeleton at all when it is gotten into the open. V per week will be paid $5.00 articlethe ea (or thoald Good Mrs. Oldwed Does your husband talk much about his mother's cooking? Mrs. Newwed No. De talks about mine. best Why jtm Intennonntain bpSimilar te above. Bade Send roar itory in prose or eeree te In termonntain Product Column, P. O. Box IMS. Sait Lake City. If year tery appears In thle column jou will re celre check for $5.00 W.N.U, Salt Uk City Wk N. 23I |