ITEMS OF A woman at burlington dislocated hardaw har jaw one adny last wook chewing gum THE alice mine butte has declared a dividend the first since september Sop 1886 wagons bearing immense advertising signs are permitted to follow chicago funeral professions processions process ions through tha streets teacher try to remember ghisi milton tha poet was blind do you think you can remember it es maam nov what was Mil tons misfortune ho was a poet AN alabama paper publishes the following notice married at beono by the rev samuel wind stone ephraim grindstone to emi ime sandstone both of limestone A lady teacher iii music inserted her professional profession dl ard in one of the county papers it was seen by aa old lover m chicago wo at once hnuter her up explained his ab enco of a quarter 0 a and jaa it pays to advertise atthe town hau balthas tho other evening it was noticed that there was something slicking 10 lo the baldhead ofa gahlman sitting iri the front row it was causing so inich amusement audiface audi oace i one of tho finally in formed the gentleman of the fact he att once patt his hand to hb head and snatched from it aa advertising sticker reading the cheapest place on earth to buy watches is at goodhues on main street gaess m have to charge them for the space he said as he tore up the sticker A DISPATCH from charleston W va december 3 says the recount in this county is completed the recount re count shows that alderson democrat for congress from the third district gained twenty five in the city which elects him by 17 fleming democrat for governor gained 28 votes this will it is believed give the democrats the governor also THE kicker would be willing to take a column advertisement from somo eastern drug deuso in exchange for one hundred pounds of insect powder and one hundred blow guns there seems to be a nervousness on the part of our people against asking our local druggists for the stuff bus ficere would be no hesitation in calling at this office As the publisher of a family newspaper we seem to beget confidence please leave your orders at an early date JAMES warren a farmer near gene hired a young inexperienced boy about the place one morning he told the lad to salt the calf over in the pasture the boy took about a quart of salt and it all over the calf working it into the haira gang of colts in the pasture scented the salt and got after the calf they licked the hair all or its back and tried to lick the hide off too the farmer tried to catch the calf and wash it but the animal supposing he wanted to lick too kept out of his reach koono but the colts enjoyed the situation ON sunday evening last at half past 11 a little three year old son of mr and mrs jake of ogden died of accidental poisoning I 1 on saturday afternoon tUo boy got hold of a paper ink bottle such are used by children at school and chewed a part of it as he would gum the poor little follow began to feel sick and dr powers was sent for everything was done to prevent the deadly work of the poison and indeed the boy appeared to be alright keeping on hia feet all the time sunday night he ran to his father and mother and carr essed them and kissed them good nigh but athin five minutes death had clasped him in his cold embrace tha parents aro almost distracted with grief at the death of the little one and the fact that he died BO unexpectedly makes the blow the harder to bear