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Show The Chatter Box Ah, me, what is this world coming to? It's getting so a person per-son can't even dream any more without having a sneak prevue of the affair in order to get in that extra hour. Young couples don't even bother to come home any more after dates because there is a full moon until 7:45 a. m. In case you're interested, what this column is really for is to introduce some of your cute school chums to you, but since this space here had to be filled up so as to look right, I made this special spe-cial introduction for it. If she's a junior, pals with Joy Weiss and Violet Ruga, tells everything ev-erything she isn't supposed to, and all in all, gives aid and comfort to the enemy, it's Gloria Clausen. Every Ev-ery Monday eve this kid is always missing for a date with that East crowd. Get busy, fellows, what's East got that we haven't? This boy's shy and retiring, never nev-er in the limelight, wants to be anything but doctor, just can't stay awake in Chem. class, and wears the most horribly unconservative clothes to school you've guessed, of course, that this is Blaine Smith, our cheer leader. Here's another one: If she has gorgeous red hair, looks ravishing in Kelly green, is fresh from a shake-up with her "true-love," and just "loves" her brother, you can be sure it's senior, Edna Lam-bourne. Lam-bourne. Have you heard the one about the China boy? Well, it was high noon at the Mosque. The high priest was intoning, "There is but one God, the Mohammed is his prophet." A voice broke in, "He is not!" The congregation ' turned and among the sea of brown faces was a small yellow face. The priest straightened up and said, "There seems to be a little Confucian here." Who could this be? The tardy bell's rung, and teacher's praises are sung, but he's still down on the corner of Ninth South and State, and knowing darn well he's already late. He's blonde and cute, and sorta tall in a ?hort kind of way, dresses nicely, hasn't much to say, drives a car swell, but scares the kids all to pieces. You guessed guess-ed it: Don Sandberg's the man. Did you know that: You can't write to Washington because he's dead, but that you can write to Lincoln because he left his Gettysburg Gettys-burg address. |