Show C. Jd S H. H r I y 4 1 By Dave 1 1 Who opened the door and l let t Latin I S I Some Some of thes these birds who are always always al ways raving about what happened Inthe inthe in inthe the high school where I was just naturally naturally naturally nat nat- get a mans man's goat What hat has become of the professor who use used to wear red neckties One One of those awful Utes who has hus been here long enough enough that that is is ale al almost most to most to know better suggests this name for the House of or Eats Lucy Lucy- tania We Ve are sorry to state that heis heis he heis is still at large Do you when it that who have get frozen frozen frozen fro fro- fro fro- zen Not by hy a dinged sight Pardon that spasm our typewriter got temperamental tem tern temperamental about then and as a result wo we had to relieve our feelings some way Right hear we we take the opportunity to say that if Utah doesn't take a championship or two in basketball this year dope is but a lure and an idle conceit We Ve fail fan to see how any aggregation ag aggregation in the state can defeat the best five that can be chosen from the material on hand that is unless the players damage their frail fran constitutions constitutions by too much study or go to too many parties or break a few legs or get an A or so and die of the shock shock- barring all these probabilities we repeat repeat re reo peat the team will bring home a few laurel wreaths to Utah You Said It When the waiter walter brings the check And youre you're short a dime by heck And you long for a call of fire And anything else that's dire You realize the cause of crime And you'd rob a bank for a silver dime Then Then Then-then then the alar alarm clock starts to ring Oh boy Aint it a rand gr-rand nd and gl gl gl- feeling ROMANCES of 1919 NO 1 Pasteurized and passed in a hurry bythe by bythe the board of She was a wonderful peach blond Divine creation with lustrous orbs That Only longed for Love Love and and cabarets cab cab- And automobiles In fact she was an A number Cne first class Hum Hum- She She had All the Rest of them Cheated a 1 Hundred ways ways in every ev eVe ery cry NinetyNine And she wanted a Guy Cn you imagine it gentle reader read read- er No one To love this Ultimate Paragon Paragon Paragon Par Par- agon of Beauty Beauty and and expense Ah but hush here cometh Our er er Hero All Dolled up in his to Made-to- Order Twenty dollar Creation Creation He was a regular sincerely to virtu- virtu with a soul that Yearned for love and Cigarettes and root beer in in fact he was the Ace of loving Souls but HE HAD BUT BUrr ONE PLUGGED NICKEL IN HIS POCKET Moral The guy needs that nickel so why have him fall In love with The And spend it 1 t News Item item College credit is to be given men who were in the service Commissioned men to get eight credits cred cred- its That's more credit than most of them ever got in the army We wondel wonder wonder won won- der del too if that credit includes a 0 little little little lit lit- tle account in the book store The University delights In being or or- I ginal Its It's clocks therefore persist in playing f tag fag ag with vl h jeweled chronometers era ers down town When you leave town you may be ten minutes late but likely likely like like- ly as not when you ou arrive on the campus campus cam cam- pus you find that the U clock is wa way behind in the race and consequently you are twenty minutes early The next tine time the reverse is the case just case just like a game of checkers Truly tisa a marvel much to be |