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Show -- TAGS TWO. THE EVENING HERALD, MONDAY, APRIL 5, 1926. 7T:TF NEWS -- FEATURES jpRESS COMMENT THE EVENING HERALD RIPPLING ' An Independent Newspaper - : RHYMES " - - --sj- MEMBER NEWBl'APF.R ENTKHPKISE ASSOCIATION- MEMBEU UNITED PRESS ASSOCIATION A TI.'.IELY EDITO?JiLS mason The OFFICE I THE SNOW, : Linoleum Armstrongs far Evtty floor in 0a linut l- - CAT ' " You can tell bow cue woman tests 8 not her by the way uhe calls her '"bouey." When the snow is earning down, there is sorrow in the, town. Men with stiff rheumatic knees, say it's bad for ' ......... ,,...Cty Editor their disease, go' forth to shovel snow, "cussing as Poor 1922. in tired the In ftiblhAed father'" views bis roll, EtttbUBhed at la roundly 1850; its daily they go. weekly. Stanley Morgan aaya the world UeralJ building, 50 South Fimt Went street, Provo, Utah, every evening, wrings-Mharids and ilf be Prtghteued up considerably knowing it must go for ccaiVirld--he-except Saturday, and Siindiijr morning. Delivered by, carrier in Provo, hair in a frenzy of despair. Dark obsessions mother now that new model Fords may be Lake View, Yffiey a rd, Oreifi, Prom Bench, and Pleasant Y law. All com holds ri "alf the chiKlren V ill hive coldaj-jever-y. one will ordered In any one at iota colors. 03 once. Telephone plaint of whatever' nature should be made" at have the to there'll be do." Autos flu, skid'. . doctoring Entered aa second class matter at the posteffice In. Provo, Utah. around the street, breaking tenders .and repeat, and, the " The greatest awtndle In mythology Business Office Telephone drivers shake their fists at the cloudbank which insists was "The Golden Fleece," engineerDumb the giiy who thinks marsh Editorial Rooms, Telephone R delivering' jts.snowj.fillinjr all the town Save ed' by Jason. niello wg gTom in ewamp. TT T : wilhee the giddy and the young, all to doleful wails' give tongue;! i TERMS OK SKBSt RIPTION Health ...... ...,.,.:f..............4i Delivered by carrier, per tuontb it's a nuisance in the town, men detest its swooping down. ' To eet his wealthAtala Kq wonder, the camel can't go he spent bis Delivered by carrier, per year, lu advance. ...... ..............,....fl-In the, country, where men raise succotash and beans and through the eye of a needle. He's beulth, j IKJIvered by Mall In Utah atonty, per year, iu ad vane .....,..'.... $3.0) all tired out by. the time he finds it maize, tey' are smiling go through the drifted And then with might and main DeHvered by malt in United Suites, outside Utah county, per year, lb r j i ...,....., advance heaps of snow,. "This is jvvorth a million bones," Farmer He' turned around and spent Ills in the haystack. t Smith to Jones "such remarks be wealtb can't a blessing beat; In ' not later that AU advertising copy for tbi current lssne must be 'T'an I get off tomorrowr- ; "it will make the crop of wheat and the subsoil will be wet To get bla health again. ... '. '. U o'clock, a. m. "You've been off a good deal lateso the corn will thrive, you bet." I am greatly ; ..-'. . ' Gladys sayi the only path she la ly." Fathtr Jones remarks to Smith J "we will V "I want to get my eye examined." Case interested a The bridal . i la in path. all Chapman kinds of have . crop?, oats, potatoes, beets and hops, and "Get a good Job done. Xou'U be coin to blow, perchance, therefore let us sing and Gerald Chapman, a convicted thief, sent to the Federal have Doctors make more monumental looking- for work- after the flrst" in the niistakes tban dance, fits of gladness let us throw, let us any other profess.prison at Atlanta, escaped. - While a fugitive he lived by snow." It Is thus with everything tfiat kindcaper ' providence ion. ' Almost anything "can happen some theft. He' committed a" murder in Connecticut and was capwill ere some .who may spring; there times. . In Mexico a man was shot complain, saying tured in Indiana, brought back for trial and convicted. ; there are others who will swear ' In m Provo church, the minister by- accident. ., - Every effort was made to malce aliero of this jail bird. that it give3 load of care. Though he call it right or announced bla text: "Paul we lifts their thatJf He mind a He was pictured as .master -t . uow .and Apolloa we Itnow, but ..rrt-y jogs along. wrote poetry and delved into philosophy and a maudilin press Tvroiig, providcnce-ju,?Congressional who are these?" veneration .and in hold him to fcdofatiqn. and people seemed Virus Takes Hold Just aa Ma voice rumbled away The story was 'carefully spread that he taught his lawyers ; 10 p. m.LSouder'a tutu silence, a new nsber who was p. program Of Some ' "things about law thnt they never knew bef ore, vThree reiWenaders, showing two strangers into a pew, court and the have finally Supreme THE ON beeo"5?5p?niim, turned to the minister and replied; prieves KPSX, 3150 Meters, By CHABXE8 P. SgTEWAET refused to reviewSnrVArteV and: this tawdry "hero" of "the Two men from Springville, air." Concert. pr in., NEA Service Writer. underworld seeWcMx&pproaching tne enc ne 89 Ticn'v r: .? deserves. Flnpner: Can Ton recommend washiauito Borne congress- - fien - 35 Choice de- Publisher Was H. Bornlbrook . N. Gannsr RasmuDon A' WASHINGTON NEWS WALT :, 4 . TOM ; I r - , Patterns to Choose From s MLOR - ....... ; , y es-the- 14-B- , ' pleased-therewith- ,'!: " . ;. - - .' . them-pain- &- super-crimin- al - -- ..- - . Tr!' , , iiiTOMORROW . Aimuto tire seeing to afctomjbfftttis tirand of perfumeT when it is ou a neighbor's car. .' Druggist : Certainly, miss. It Is The ; vt f; one of onr best smellers, APIill- - 0 ' 428.3 Jli'ti'is, Sun Knniciwo - AVho'siij-1 this isn't a fineonn-try- i How's the rood old budget by this time ? M'he first KPO. Progress; opines Vernon Erlckson, t'sniil ft'iturt's; 1 -- Twenty -- millionaires savd consists ouarter is about over and it's time to feel the family's finan Ilolt'l 'of swapping old troubles 2:'M) . ni., mat- tf'.even millions 15 Hie tax cut. orchoHtra; ' cial pulse. Going steady and even, is it? Current bills being inee program 3 :'M p. in., I'tilnce for new. , or sens.e to witn funds their promptly-paidthrift up date, Hotel orchestra; 0:15 p. m "hope and cheer, for the future? And a little margin for good Even though a good many people p.. ii)':. Stuti-stories; times? Aftd enjoying the good time twice as much as of Uestmirant orchestra ; 7 p. in., fu!r-nioiwear glasses they can't see their to.'. Hotel orchestra:' S own mistakes. yore, because now they are justly earned, ana are noi eutung -- " Financial Pulse - s pJiU-i'fclrui'ii- s (!:-'!- it OAF ETX. n T. Week iiiidrcss, Attoruoy into any other fund ? nr., Or is" the pulse" rather fast and fluttery, full"of excuses i J) p. in., SwlsH p definite band; much but without bad usual for the management,, li p in ni., Palace Hotel nromise for beinir anv better this year than last?, Or is it slow and depressed, heavy with burdens, lacking in., PomiM'iiun 'nfo orcbestrn K(, 3fil Jli'ters', p.Oakliiii,: in hope? al fetitiires; bi., hv. a And state in are order, in If it's the first congratulations Ik: concert ; 4 p. in., Hotel St. cool and caution not be to too 'elate, ijut to keep the head orchestra ; 0 p. m p. m. pi ' and . keep steady KTODIK ; 0 "WldT oj il; li it's in the second, a stiffening of the backbone is in Slvj',"' Henryp. M.. Hyde 9:1t p. m order. There is no excuse for an itdult to be foolish about his Pnrtheiiiu, t'nivernltj' r Cullrwr'u finances. ' His own morals and his own happiness, as well as p. m.v auction bridge; 10 p. in those of his family and his cdmmunity and the world at large, Hotel St. Frnncis orclieslra. management of KHJ, 4(lS 2 Meters. I.OH AukcIch are tiedupin the matter of . -- p. OeTi(TrirTr-S.-J'FtTt)-r-K:-- ; rs.-ran- , " 1 ; on-ho- . DRUGSTORE i. H , i ; 9: ) Viis - mrrnev. Klenzo If it's the third take heart of grace.. Spring's here!: children's prorrin ; 7 :o0 i. in. Cast off old shackles. Get a fresh start. Past labor is not "doKfi," H. .Jl. liolierWon S p. ItH'KVHHl. unavailing: Ewn if.lt seems so. After planling-ancHraK Meiers, los "AliU'eles show. often' But t'l, a i(7 results before wait is weary vating there Usual feaure;-5:.'ip. ni i:.'!0 p. - they do in time. 7 p. in., CUIiune programs; in., is that If it's your family's extravagance grinding you orchestra; 7;'1( v. in.', 8 p. in., ' down, treat 'em rough. Be frank and firm. , 10 m.,. , . 111. ; lti 4 r- V (Jar-de- Plenty Encourages Extravagance p. in., . r smoking seven KliX. 50H Meters. Onl;iaint8 p'. m., bascliall ; 7 p. in., news. KXX, 837 Meiers, Hollywood" Usuat featureVi--ii- .. m., mother p. in., hour; 7 p. m., program ; JT hen It if talk ; 8 p. in.. !) p. in.,' 10 l m.. 'ocoi:mit Grove or eight a Say Whereas when he bought them one or two at a time he found it much easier to be tempferatei KOW, 4D1.5 dieters. Portland-Some housewiveisTfTOertvs in large quantities to get the T"iiaTnrvaTures ; T2:75Tp. nil., con benefit of a lower1 pfye'. J Others find it more economical to cert; 2 p., in wnmpn-'- niiiliuee; C 8 p. ; TO buy in small quariiftfts.ogince.'they are not extrpvagant when' p. m., concert; Hotel "orchehtra. Multnomnh m., p. supplies are low, as they .are when there are large quantities-ohand. This i3 a rather childish trait, nevertheless there KFOA, 1$4.3 Meters, Seattle feahites; 12:30 p. m., Kiwan- are few of us who do not find it difficult to be economical in Usual Ih club luncheon ; p. m., Women's the midst of plenty, even though we may not have the means clubs; Hp ni, ihildren's proirriuu ; ' "r ' Klenzo ' . ( Brush Shaving in . .... 6 ilrar-yarue-$t.5- Both for HEDQUIST DRUG s . STORES: ' . " to replenish the stock when it is exhausted. OUT OUR JJ,D)J.JJA'.'7".".' the libraries and bookstores, full of w '. good, ' '""' Provo allow their children when they read at to their time reading things that not only ha ve no mean- - I ing, no moral, no uplift, but are often just the reverse. There is no habit so pleasurable and profitable "as tVt of reading.-anthe habit Of reading good things is as easily acquired as the habit of reading trash. Parents and teachers have no greater or graver responsibility than to encourage children to- re'&d and tc form good reading habits. Rirents-woulbe horrified to see .their children sitting down ta. a meal of garbage, yet they think nothing of it when the young people buy those magazines which are frankly. risque. And the harm is not so much in what they Jearn from these stories and jokes as in the certainty that they will lose a taste for7 -l-iterature that is . good' and devaf rngr all-H- d - v Utah ' A. Sharp, thinks we need a Harry Congressional ten-ye- - C conclusion. r ? WORD STUDY : "TJse a word three times and it is yours. tis increase sur Vocabulary bymasterltig one word each day. Today's word'. MALICE; evil. intention to injure others. "With malice to wards none,with charity for all." Jt my kidneys. Sharp, twinging palm also seized me when I least expected them. After using Doan's Pills, the trouble all left me. Price 00c, at' all dealers. Don't simply ask for a kidney remedy ' Better marry the girl and save get" Doan's PllUHthe same that Mr. n money. - Steak and potatoes don't Robinson-- had. Co., eost as much as candy and flowers. Mfrs,,. Buffalo, N. Y. Foster-Mllbur- Springville Nephi Payson ell Co. PL Grove. Sp.Fork holiday. Famous Echo Scrims and French - ' Marquisettes i" BYWILLIAMS - . - VsiVATvi hard twist yarn and mean eWur-in- g Echo Scrims are two-plservice. Quality dyes guarantee thejtt to be sunfast and tub fast!. The: delicate pastel, colors so necessary: to the feminine atmosphere of the bedroom are wonderful We can'sho you some very new ideas in rufttsc curtains. They are inexpensive., Visit oiir Drapery department. BACr DOVJKi STAIRS AMD GO y, A'.LAOVt I. KMOvM PEOPLE ARE. Tf?AMPiNGr UP m9 8YNONOYMS: Evidence, demon- New Ideas Shown In Ruffled Curtains years." "I ,kuow It, man, but it's good -- MM FEET Nnra -- rtJT E N MISPRONOUNCED: ' and what..w.ltli the burning and acaldingthe a; tr tendant backache, headache and dizziness, life is Indeed a burden. Doan's Pills stimulant diuretic to the kidneys have brought peace and comfort to many Provo people. Profit by this Proyo resident's' experience: Tom Robinson,, carpenter, 445 N. 5th St., W.,.says; "Colds frequently, settled on my kidneys causing, them to become, weak and act',too freely.. I had binieness in my back and often times a dsil ache acrosj - . Provo .'. TF0. 4 There's nothing more annoying than kidney weakness or inability to properly control the kidney secre tions. Night and day alike, the suf. Accent Accent the noun on first syllable ; verb on last y liable, v OFTEN MISSPEIJUED: . Ninth; not nlneth. . -- ."Well," said the dying business man, "you better put in, a clause about my employees. To each man aiunEali. worked..; for,., .me twenty ears I give and bequeath $00,1)00;" - "But,"' said the lawyer,---"yoha vent been in business twenty " advertising." i entertain-inginspiratiori- Prove folks Are Showing .How to Avoid Needless Suffering Many MISUSED: D ixo n Taylo r -- Rus GET RlQvVf literature, it is surpris- - character-buildin- g parents tht waste WAY- CAUSE! Don't say "I wish I could write like he does." Say "as he does." ' : . - GET AT THE fererJOormented stration, proof, deduction, certainty, the do so. 1 There doesn't seem much that a Provo flnpner could leave off to ,ive her a cold unless It is her coat of paint. . " Good Habits in Reading With . OFTEN at 1 Work is all right , If you have though spare time for it. ti : set .ruuuer. (Jood ounlity: Mixed Badjcr. ? ' TirTsTTifi - , r progi-Miiis- f It is a queer trait of human nature that when there is an abundance of something man is prone to use more of it than usual. A certain man made the remark that if he bought a box of cigars they vanished in no time, as he caught himself . pleasure. All congressmen start out as something else, generally-UB- S lawyers, but these natural-boones . have the congressional virus In their blood from earliest infancy, and as soon as they're' elected it breaks out all over, tfyera. i Thenceforth they're- - primarily congressmen and doctors, lawyers or merchants and so forth only In' ' , cidentally. Othersi before .breaking Into jpolfc. Short skirts show that quite a tics, become too thoroughly saturnumber of girl children were made ated wttu-tbe- lr various original callto walk too soon. ings over to get them out of their These remain essentially systems. Smith : "I want to' buy a rug as doctors, lawyers and merchants, and . a present' for my wife." are congressmen only secondarily. Clerk: "What color do you . wish, sir?" Congressman Wanton of Texas, Smith: "Here, match the ashes for instance, is almost I want, to cause a congressman. He was exenisively troni this cigar. a lawyer her as little work ds possible." - i One tells ug she irf coin to eet married this summer even if she has to go swimming every day to By W.L. Gordon WORDS TOSI SISIS SATS The honeymoon ends whea life Insurance agents begin. IN ENGLISH j POgK.-- Coffee will not keep you awake night If you drink milk Instead. j ) SPANIfll ' innke' ) a v i ii n . p. ' . men'efe36riOo-rbcongrs8mei- Father Hubbard Went to the cupboard To get himself a drink I But when he got there,, v The cviplioard was bare, So lie-- took one from the sink.. the . S) J ...j"''-i.lawyer. ; ; Senator Copeland, of New York, on the other hand, is a striking siiecfanen of a doctor who happened to be elected to the senate. He seldom has anything to say about legislation except aa It relates to -or questions or bra the practice of medicine. Otherwise he's indifferent For example, the coal strike Interested him lin- neB8ely because It was giving bis . cuuDiiueuu pueuuioiim. If.Blanton lost his congressional job he'd dry up. and blow away, or at any rate hibernate until he got It back again. If. Drr Copeland were retired he'd go tiacltr with light, heart, to writing medical a ? ' .' .' ; tides. " " - Old Inyinf?' Cream 0;30 p. in. Xoon, dance., music; .. EPBEKA to begin, with, bnt aa a. congressman.: he ewatlowe4 hlautelf up as a . - BROS COMMNY m, Early t DAILY LESSONS AIR . PROVO ' f BECAUSE 1TOLO VOO TO GO OP AMOTAv A BATrii DOMT 7 Alluring Tints Beckon Ffohi Display Echo Scrims in tlluringv tints" of paris, rose ."blue," gold, our display racks. Ready made jade and orchid, beckon valences and tie backs in these colors can be combined com with either plain white ruffled curtains or the binations In a very effective way; 1 .oTRAiGrATEM OOf THAT UP! -- 70-inc- h varli-color- ed -- i APRIL By nLTH MAY FUX ' In Young Woman's Journal. , v ' . April, you're tiptoeing in again, With your smiles and your tears and your blushes Your hat all awry as though you'd blown in From th.3 hills where the March wind rushes. So . Drapery Service ''0U ' - ; - -- Are you going to "be pouty and cry' all the day, " Or happy and'' winsome and joyous, That yours is the wand that shall waken the land Tojoin in your jubilant chorus; That 'the birds and the To sing as he Season advances, buds-tofseth- , D.-T.-- R. " have planned, - i The Season of hone, of castles and dreams, and nioon-ljgOf star-ligromances? ht , 0 your world ..: - . . ' is a bower of. beauty and love, and gold interlacing sapphires, emeralds and pearls,' - , Your whimsical tears effacing.- Wh' silver The lattice of ', ht . - - ' . A. r |