Show Kissing The Agony Agon y And The Ecstasy by Gayl and Susan Wilcox Wilco With Valentines here we t thought ought t that at a study of different types s of male kissers was appropriate if in order to help you decide which of them would be bethe bethe bethe the best candidate to r receive your affections on the one day set aside for lovers Category number one one the sloppy kisser usually ranges In in age from eighteen months to fifty years rs an and l could include male men who foam foam I at the mouth or dogs Their lips loo look something like cumulus clouds just waiting to rain on their next victim There is no advance contemplation with this kisser Their moves are spontaneous and unpredictable The technique if any s is the same me as a starving child about t to eaV eats eata c candy bar Th The so sound hd one one associates with this type is a. a slosh or the same sound as a soaking wet towel flung against a cement wall With ridged and stiff lips the nervous kisser also called the nerd belongs to toa toa toa a small group that ranges in age from sixteen to thirty years old This group has an obvious lack of practice but certainly no lack of desire The nervous kisser will contemplate to the point of trauma The tec technique that follows in includes ludes the sn sneaky yawn to get the arm in place and nd the unexpected lunge that usually results in rather ather badly bumped noses noses' This kiss has the same same effect as a headon collision colli ion The sound one associates asso with this type is a thud followed by cries of pain and an awesome silent blushing embarrassment The basic so social ial kisser includes everyone at one brie time or another The age ranges from birth to death This kisser has no romantic intentions in mind in fact most of the time he is superficial unemotional and lukewarm This kisser knows years in advance that this social requirement will be part of life These are m meaningless little social gestures that are programmed from birth birthright birthright birthright right along with all the other manners and customs The technique is an air of acceptance obligation and duty Their kisses are usually placed on foreheads or cheeks an and sound a little like a small toilet plunger being pulled off a wall The Olympic kisser is more rare This group ranges in age from sixteen to forty years old and has been working out since they noticed the difference between boys and girls They are very good at what they do and the they know it This group probably does lip exercises in front of a mirror each day His lips a are e well defined and usually adorned with a carefully manicured mustache T The e Olympic kisser invented ego This T type will Y ll begin be the kiss kis ll and then th ano allow himself an opportune little tle peek to see if the kiss IS being received with the proper amount of tribute One keeps keeps' expecting him to flaunt hi his gold medal in inthe inthe the event The time element involved in this kiss is always longer than the average female em ale can hold her breath As a result the sound one hears during 1 this kiss is a long muffled struggle followed by a desperate gasping for air Last but not least is the sensuous kisser Members of this group are few and far between and are wonderful They range in age from twenty to fifty years old Their lips are voluptuous full soft warm and re responsive p The advance contemplation of this kisser will probably produce p duc 1 an n electric l r r him One could probably measure the toe-curling toe knee-buckling knee voltage This is a kiss that is not easily recovered from It usually results in instant infatuation and intrigue The technique is subtle and sophist sophisticated This kisser stalks his victim and is well aware of ah an alf alre existing already dy x attraction cH Tile The t sensuous kisser makes sure his prey is willing so he avoids getting his ego bent This kiss is silent except for possibly a breathy little sigh of f mesmerized ecstasy from a willing participant t. t With this as a guideline you should be able to have the best Valentines day kisses according to your needs and wants j |