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Show i ! B A RBS . . . by Baukhage ! There is a report that Hitler can't even hear himself properly any more. Lucky Adolph. i ... They say a girl gave the answer. ' "The telephone rirgs," when asked by the professor as to what happens when a body is immersed in water. But I doubt if she felt that it would put a wet blanket on her conversation. An American soldier made such a hit conducting a Berlioz symphony in Rome that the Italians requested a repeat He couldn't because his three-day pass had expired. ... Ralph Waldo Emerson once said that "Good is a good doctor but Bad is sometimes a better." But what difference does it make? They're probably both in the army now. |