Show not dead but sleeping NEW FICTION IN LIBRARY OUR Prof: “What do you think Prof: “Why Mr Budge?” about the present war?” Budge: “Well1 war makes “I don’t like it” Budge: history and I hate history” G K — Innocents Saturday evening of Nov Chesterton 14 in the year 1914 of the 20th room of of Father Brown century in the north Woman’s the of Jacobs W W — Ship’s Comthe 4th floor resa was there grand building pany James H—The Outcry urrection of the Benedict Club club was the since Steiner H A — The Broken Never before so been there has Wall organized wives and their Benedicts Sien Kienies— In Desert Wilmany out to the party derness e forty-ninout They were Bennett H A— Old Adam each member strong and Churchill — Inside of the Cup brought a two bushel bag of Hewlett — Open Country merriment which was placed in Half-wa- y House Little Rovels rapid circulation and as a result of Italy everybody went home feeling Philura’s Kingsley — Miss happier for having been out Several lively games were in- wedding gown Coward — Twixt land and sea troduced in which all entered Under Western Eyes with a spirit only equaled by Howells W D — New Leaf that displayed by Passy and Mills Benson when our wives served Robbins E — My little sister and cake One would Brown A—Vanishing Points conclude from the way they refreshments Bently E G — Woman in acted that such were not often participated in black On get-acquaint- Welcome Students of the U A C We)come ed -- C C C C We bid you welcome to our City Your College Home We hope the year of 1914-1- 5 will a Successful year To the1 full of all prove Success means in your COLLEGE WORK And also in ypur SPORTS ITS UP TO YOU TO MAKE IT SO Thatcher Oothmg Co TIRELESS TOILERS FOR TRADE ice-crea- m by the Benedicts main feature of the party was a debate between Pendleton and Thornton affirmative and Allred and Jarvis The question was negative The that a neat wife is more desirable “Resolved ill-tempe- red good-naturthan a slovenly wife” Many amazing facts never before heard of were side each forth brought by Any of our fellow students who coned Rolland — Jean Christoprs Harrison E S W —y’s Eyes Fitch — At Old Siwash Hughes —Miss 318 Barrie — Peter and Wendy Wells H G — Passionate Friends Free New Mackinvehli World Set Marriage Burnett — Tembarom De Morgan— When Ghost Meets Hardy — Changed Man Andoux — Marie Claire t B S Bathers— 0 Sioneers numbered template next among the Benedicts year Walpole B — Fortitude Dole — The White Duckling might save a long life of misEastman — Indian Child Life ery and subjugation by getthe above named gentlemen Locke — Beloved Vagabond & ting to go over these facts with Simon the Jester them Maartens M — Harman Pols The club desires to have all White S E— The Sign of the The Right Goods Aj The Right Prices Fonnesbeck Knitting Vjorks AR1MO BLOCK - LOGAN rn UNJ the Difference Between the being married students of the U A Six and requests those Phillopts —The Lovers who have not yet joined it to do Spearman — The Mountain o at once “Come all ye who Divide are weary and heavily laden” Conrad J — Chance and the Benedict Club will reZangwell —The Master vive you of some cf your burC enrolled den? 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