Show on the funn y side AN EXPERT during the holiday traffic rush two speed cops noticing a young woman who was driving dangerously shot ahead of her and drew up their car broadside so that the culprit had to stop excuse me young lady said one of ot the officers sarcastically do you know anything about driving a car of course coure cour e said the bright young thing bat hat rb 8 your trouble t optimism in handcuff handcuffs some of those so called optimists we meet are like the chap spoken ot rf in I 1 assing show london I 1 am quite optimistic about the future then why do you took 1001 so wor ried 7 1 I am not certain that my Is justified women and baseball mrs green at ball game as pitcher and catcher hold a confer ence what are they talking about husband about khat hat to throw to the next batter mrs green but they aren t al at lowed to throw anything except the bau are they all the fault Blag magistrate istrate the traffic policeman says you got sarcastic with him mr nagger but I 1 don dont t intend to be he talked to me the way my wife does and I 1 forgot myself and answered yes my dear stray stones may never know guest do you make a reduced rate in this hotel it one stays more than a week porter deed boss I 1 don dont t know nobody has ever been able to stick it out here aa as long as a week HIPPO STRATEGY how did the hippo monk game come out the hippos won one of the guards swallowed the ball and scored a touchdown S scarecrows care crows must be a lot of gentlemen farm ers around here yeh uhl never saw so many scarecrows wearing evening drees dress louisville courier journal new reducer history lecturer can anyone tell me what makes the tower of pisa leaa lean stout lady I 1 don t know or I 1 d take some myself capper s weekly beginning Be gning friend how Is your son getting along in his medical studies proud mother fine he can al at ready cure very small child children reiL border cities star quick thinking pa johnny what Is this 60 00 1 on your report card johnny I 1 I 1 think the tern tein pera ture of the schoolroom brook drool lyn dally daily eagle truth comes out I 1 have you seen kitty kittys s engagement ring yes I 1 wore it all last year |