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Show When the monkey married the cat, ho, in justification justi-fication for the alliance, explained to the assent bled guests that "necessity was the mother of invention." in-vention." How the editor of the News must be thinking of that monkey nowadays and wishing he could have him for associate editor. The testimony tes-timony being delivered in Washington, when compared with years of editorial as it has appeared ap-peared in the News, must be a little trying on the editor, and he must be exclaiming, "Save me from my friends." He is entitled to sympathy sure enough. |