Show I j L THE NIGHT WATCHMAN t By J. J A. A FITZGERALD p I Cop I 1313 mx 3 by Ft KT Telegram New sett Tork Tork- n Herald comp 1 i 7 OLO OLa GROUND All AH Alle out yelled the Milkman M. M e V Ho lIe dismounted Ii from the cow chariot char char- S P lot lot hitched his hi's steed to a fire Ire plu plug and advanced toward the sight Night Watchman Watch Watch- manHave man S Have o you OU picked out your our knothole asked Dugan Ill be Inside the fence rence when the battle battle bat bat- tle the starts said Hudson Ive 1 had 50 GO cents sewed sexed up In the lining of ot m my coat for fOI six months and Im I'm not going to pr pry it loose until I get to the pa pay shant shanty YoU Youve got nothing on me said sald Dugan DUban Ive e had the price burled buried l in inthe inthe the tho too of ot my shoe all winter 1 I. wouldn't miss inIs s an opening game If It I Imd had md to hock Mrs Dugans Dugan's spring sprin bonnet bonnot bon bon- net not to got get tho the money What hat time are arc you ou going up Just ns as soon as I get got through find tind In lag ng homes for this tIlls milk said ald Hud Iud son on Therell bo ho ono one largo large crowd up there thero an and there wont won't bo be nn any too much room Im I'm not going to wait walt till tho last ast minute Looks like lIko the Giants wore In pretty good shape said raid tho the NI Night ht Watch Watch- atch man c Nothing to it but another fl flag g said Hudson Ive ro been beon 1001 looking hll the other teams over carefully and I cant can't see an any reason for giving up our of or orthe the he top floor Somo Some of or tho the baseball writers are aro saying that the oth other r teams earns aro are stronger than they were a 3 year ear ago and otter offer this as proof that the he Giants are arc going to have havo a l hard time Imo staying In iii front They Thoy forget torget that hat tho the McGraw machine has baa be bern been n strengthened and speeded up and that the he minute any part shows signs ns of or weakening tho the engineer has a now part to slip In its place If It the whole machine goes hoes to pieces McGraw has anther an art- other ther one nil all oiled up waiting to gOto goto gO gov to o tho the rescue McGraw doesn't need nn an n alarm clock to wako wake him Ui up Boston ought to be a picnic for the Glan Giants ts said Dugan I dont don't know about that It is an nn axiom in baseball that tho the tall enders ers can beat the lead leaders rs Tho The Boston outfit outfit out out- fit has a lot let of sluggers and they're liable to get g-et hun hungry r at nt nn any minute When thc they do you'll find three or four badly battered pitchers Inquiring the way va to the clubhouse Its a great thing to to- pull through tho thio winter and have ha enough health left Jert to get out and root for tho the home borne team team said Dugan Duan rubbing his hands in an an- If It I could afford It Id I'd have a n. season ticket for both ball ban parks The chief drawback of seeing the opening game Is that yon OU antto see all the rest rest- Id like to be bo a a. big league ball play- play or said Hudson Why h dont don't you ou ask McGraw for fora ajob a a aJob aJob Job Quit your our kidding What could I 1 Ido Ido do for tor the tho Giants t- t Take Tako charge of or tho the milk said Du Du- ban gan You could see soe to it that the players got strictly fresh cow juice e every ery morning Put rut it up to McGraw the next time you OU seo him Get Got him to sign up a couple of or cows COT and put you Ou In charge When hen you oU are not nol picking pick ing lag milk you ou can make yourself useful about tho thio park The idea Dugan youre you're plumb da daft daffy of the tho Giants carrying their own milkman milkman milk milk- man 1130 n Hudson threw his bis head tack back and laughed out loud ion Why not noU asked the tho Night Watch Watch- man Tho The team carries a trainer a physician a dentist and several secre Next season I understand the they aro are going to add a 3 chiropodist oculist tailor barber barber- barberan an and dancing teacher to the club Ill I'll bet a n dollar McGraw would sign you rou up in a a. hurry hurr- It sounds kind of ot foolish out mt I think Ill I'll a ask k him about It said cald the Milkman Where would be the tho best bosl place to catch him Z Id Tel advise nd you to ask him over th the tho telephone said tho the Night Watchman It ma may save savo you a 11 trip to the hospi hos hoa- Ill pi tal |