Show STUDENT Lira He Danced Impressions of But Not Alone The A C College World Authority ‘ on Bacteriology and Dr Gardner Authors of Articles of Renown Miss Myrtle Krepp spent the week end at the Beta house Miss Letty Rich entertained at her summer home in Logan canyon Saturday September 25 Those who en- Louise Joyed her hospitality were Bird Agnes Lindsay Carroll Han-- j sen Ray Alston Paul Dorius Wal-- 1 lace Parkinson and Douglas Smith j Hart SchafTner &Marx a - of the August number of ‘‘Soil Science" la devoted to two papers from the Utah Agricultural Experiment Station The authors or the articles ore Dr J E Greaves of the department of Bacteriology and Dr Willard Gardner of the department of Physics The article by Dr Greaves is the result of a recent experiment which he conducted to determine the effect of certain combinations of salts on the activities of the ammonifying and nitrifying bacteria of the soil In recent years It has been discovered that the fertility of the land Is very closely associated with the growth of microscopic life in the soil Dr Greaves is one of the foremost authorities on this subject in the world his papers appeared In several of the technical journals of Europe lie is also one the largest contribuors to American technical journals this being the sixth article to appear in such publications from his department in the last two years The article by Dr Gardner is entitled ‘‘A Capillary Transmission Constant and Methods of Determining it Experimentally” The experiment according to Dr Gardner assumes the existence of a characteristic soli constant heretofore undefined a know ledge of which together with readily obtained experimental quantities will give sufficient data for the calculation of the direction and magnitude of the capillary stream in soils Dr Gardner attacked the problem from a mathematical point of view and has presented a calculations which has thrown much light on this subject Dr Gardner’s work on problems of soil physics at the Utah Experiment Station Is relatively new but this Is the fourth paper to appear In Soil Science by Dr Gardner Two-third- Society He saw her standing by the founBy A DAM tain a perfect beauty In fact she was Due and to the fact that the forso good looking that Manerva would mer Impressions I had scribbled for Kathryn Hatch spent last week end at her home in Franklin getting a full have had to camouflage her face with this Stude Syndicate was published meal and pocketbook some of the rare face lotions that the witch was much and more as I had I am strained to continue in — “ Greek goddesses used before she expected same tlie strain to wishes report Morgan McKay eou begin to compare with this About the times when I looked Into cc of the cherished the growth of 1 rebecca at the well As she stoop- - the Presidents office nnd seen all the ornament on his upper Up their — it seemed as how to sip from the mechanical spring parfin-alljed Jennie Reece is suffering from a? be saw her beautiful white teeth as they wasn’t much hair on top of them what is in or close by the high office sprained astragalus from an over- white as the ivories on a second hand of the presidents chair — as it has His heart it stood still piano dose of antiseptic dancing leaped for some full fraction of a second as been nick named And I was thinkof some impressions to impress Fern Whitesides pulled herself 'the thot slowly ozzed thru his crust ing me when all and of a sudden like I see “I’ll her at dance the away from the charms of Layton anc was hit by a idea — witch Is fatal to No obstacle to him Itself a for little presented here herself up "drug” moat folks — as a idea Is so stranre of course she would be there more “eddicaBhun” His ‘‘tell 'uni at night” registered to us but this idea being as it was a Lee Kenner felt that the Delto twenty below four just too late to soft one wasn’t hardly and all fatal — Nu's were getting entirely too frivo- catch the down going car By jazzing but It ran someway as the follow— lous so he came up to squelch the right along he could find the town ing towlt: How comes it that them who aspire or perspire to the high by five The barber could spend an fad for raising whiskers hour or so grooming him up a hit office of the presidents chair along and with our present Incumbrance — Agnes Lindsay and Radla Larson and then if he didn’t have time aftare wearing Stiff necks this week due er that to shine his shoes he could to not have much hair where It to a week’s visit among the sky- have them shined while he waited should be About the way it seems for supper He reached the barber to me is that a boy name Merrill or scrapers of Sait Lake City shop in time to kill an hour of ease sombodys has pot a Idea that mahe Pete Warnlck Is still lingering In while he waited for a family of he will be the next persplrant to get Pleasant Grove but it Is rumored that twelve who took every thing s bar- - in to the chair where It seems as hair and brains can’t be around the he has a girl up here so we expect her gives Turned out he felt the cool breeze same location subsequently be has him to arrive here any day blow where his hair was not His the nail bit on the head as the old row hat now stopped at his ears but axiom goes or comes by getting a an old neck tie hid under the band early start with a extra growth by and near the anterior proboscli w ould stop that One hour before the dance he where his falst teeth is hung Now must step some to be there when the all this may be all right for any one band started to play His launiry was who Is climbing up the rungs of tho waiting for him where he had left it presidents chair to be that Incumthat morning his two ties hung over brance I have said somewheres and the chair blending artistically vli h a theres a fair lady of the opposite crazy quilt on the bed “Yes the sects who plunks a typewriter or reright one would do” He stood before servoir pen In this office —and this ' Ray Butler from Payson hero of the stove pipe a handsome youth one gal has got big puffs of hair along last year’s Freshman play prominent w’heel In his pocket and no back but-P- with her every day — fear the proxoffice of the presiKap heart smasher etc etc Is ton In his collar but no one would imity to the high dents chair will make her recu- - to His hair Is still notice either minus quantity hack again HI well swept hair was parted use the soap and water cure on top “crooked” evenly on both sides of the path re- of the cranium witch must be a painsembling a palm beach drive lc south- ful ordeal or misdeal Now I would ern California Was he ready’ Yes say as in respects to these peoples He could have commanded the arm who Is climbing the rungs in tho of Venus he was groomed from toe Presidents chair to grab onto yopr to crown The gods were with him hair with both hands and don’t let all hopes were high along with his none of It excape — cause that Job to fit — Chirk Hart and Ray Alston wish trousers No time now for the bus shows us weather youre going off nearhead was hair the set your he the of by Iness worldly to announce that they took Sunday Maybe we should ought to bring off to build them a commodious hope ing a plain of elevation nearing the mane lawnmower In the halls now to the chest out of great gobs of lumber college hill As he caressed his to was thrilled the green — eh? trim he Nth time Contributions In the way of wooden for the to was at last he bone prepared D’s!1® B V camisoles and hand painted mount the gym stairs and join In the I Dr Greaves s for the ALL are striving ! hl Reuben's Rimes Miss Roma Larsen and Louise1 Bird of Preston and Florence Knud-- j sen of Brigham were week end guests at the Theta house Oovyrtgut The MEN’S Shop "Morry” was at the dance Saturday wlb a new girl and this fair damsel is from Wellsville Why don’t you Your Money Back If You Are Not Satisfied patronize home industry? Up-to-da- Rolfsen Sporting Goods Earl Page of Payson spent last week end visiting at the Phi Kap Mr Company house Gen Rich (saying her prayers) — "And please Lord make Parawan the county seat of Piute county" Winona W — “Why Gen what do ty WILKINSON’S Logan’s Only Exclusive Have that New Suit or Ovcrccat irade by HANSEN & CARAS Clothe3 Clem d aid Pressed Qu’ck Modern Barber Shop CARLISLE A CUDMUNDSON i 13 Proprietor West Center Street Andreas I Logan FOR FIRST CLASS SHOE REPAIRING SEE TROTMAN’S Wnt Center Street Logan J W AULT EXPRESS AND TRANSFER 145 N Fourth West Logan Utah PHONE 448 Household Goods and Piano Moving n Specialty Baggage Transferred to All Paita of the City — Reasonable Charge ECCLES HOTEL BARBER THE SHOP AND MOST MODERN SANITARY SHOP IN Nielsen and IK1AN Perry Proprietors AUTO SERVICE & SUPPLY CO OUR SPECIALTIES— VUliCANIZIXO BATTERY WORK IGNITION I Quality SHINES i The home of better footwear for all occasions Sir ice BATHS i Shoe Store LOGAN Where all the Students Hang Out— Drop In j ds NORTH MAIN 9 you mean” Gen — "Well I CACHE VALLEY FLORAL CO te GOODS The Pan Hellenic will entertain to-- 1 morrow (Saturday) In the Ladies Gym from 4:30 to 6 for all college Girls this is your chance to girls Be there get acquainted SAVE THE EDITOR 6 0 Where All STUDENTS Should Buy Their SPORTING If you see a fellow limping around holding his knee he says "no it isn’t old age — it’s football’’ and if you watch one of the ladles dragging slowly down the steps looking wistfully at this banister they’ll sigh and say "No It iBn’t rheumatism but Miss Carlson’s class in ‘antiseptic’ dancing” fs stiff these days ‘ fr I It seems as if every one in school have your Buzzer Negatives us print pictures from them iu Fall Styles j PALMER & SONS A H Hut S:Uflusr a The Faculty Women's League entertained all Freshman girls at a' “get acquainted" party at the home of Mrs E G Peterson from 4:30 to 6 Friday afternoon Refreshments were served and Miss Evelyn Soren- -' are here Come and make your sen and Mr Roscoe Hess rendered Another selection early several musical numbers reception will be given today from There arc many beautiful patterns 4:30 to 6 at the home of Mrs G W and our prices are right Thatcher All Sophomores Juniors You get your money’s worth when and Senior girls are Invited you buy a “Hart Bchaffncr & Marx” all wool suit Miss Eva Joy Neilson entertained at dinner Sunday in honor of Miss Clara Glenson of Kaysviile and Miss Bernice Stock and Mr Sidney Stock put It that way on promenade exam and I want It to my Geology He elbowed his way thru the door combe "CHICKEXOLOGY" of herd right stags four couples and a Dear Editor: I have been asked prjgei the dance It’s early yet yes I asked my friend from Mink Creek On Monday evening Sorosis enterquite openly If I have always been she’ll come she’ll com — ah! but how way for themselves and partners tained never perculata man hater I will say sir that It j will she come? It had tL’ ell er with a dancing party at the Wigwam in (Who Ag registered Ld thru his Cerebrum how she would Is quite impossible for me to be a day) The hall was effectively decorated come but Bow could she stay away takin’ I gee by Heck with baskets of black-eye- d ausana and Someone has misquoted "Wbat’royou when he was there? You’re to loaded Fone orchestra The up your skinny ferns Sing me potted The crowd grew the stag herd s 86 N Main St neck!” Logan Twenty-fiv- e music the furnished For — I query who grew but the beautiful Madonna did H's chest puffed out like a hall eu couples were present man could resist — not come His shoes were white with with prioe dust from the dancers his tie shed (1) Stalwart manly frames Th’ grin on hts phiz was a fn'l The Theta aorority spent Wednesadorable! azure hue on his palad face six an tensive and appetites wide 1920 yard WE evening at the Phi Kapp house day across the roamed more locks had marsellles? ! takin’ Poultry 2 and 3 ‘Tm a helping hand in various I lending HI hope fell as he dropped )ls I'm keen for this chicken Hus- ways Thanks Thetas (2) Adjustable and constant loyal path wbeel KalnBt poker chpty once it Is planted and pruned! 'ony —Lei bandry” you the tension became un- Suddenly Think of popular Lady Nicotine at Clay Adams and Roland Smith of o 6 he eape whose altar thousands pay unfailing hearable An English prof lives next to me Lake are attending ichool here Salt look one bound saw an only maiden tribute He has two girls or ia it three? Yours For Fine this year breast his to Ing on and clasping her I can’t remember — I b’lieve it’a four Portraits (3) Elastic conscience? prepared for the Initial struggle- He The Pi Zets visited the Sorosis Or five or six — it may be more (4) Very diplomatic and conven- felt his breath come and go he — even-- 1 In a body last Sunday nice house matter doesn’t But that they’re memories? ient 'thought he heard her say— but Just TORGESON STUDIO Soroaia neat and evening tng Wednesday estl charitable (5) Extremely then the dance was over I asked him how be keeps 'em a? returned the visit The PI Zeta are mates of personal ability? Moral— Fair youth never stag — loss of some now sweet jthe A lamenting (6) thorough and acknowledged I give ’em a plcturei and a few records mean answered He "If alienation and of THK ONLY FM)V Flt AND practice? theory lickin’ (7) A rare ability to mean in the FLINT SHOP IN TOWN The Senior class will hold election th’ way to raise a chicken’!” That's is sense what said at the fullest ’bout to die next Wednesday 12:30 Alt student’s paper’ If the is moment said? meeting it that particular wrlte-up- a dry Seniors be present Th’ other day I walked down town (8) A clean stiff collar on which The newa la atalo the With a "Fusser” of local though The Jokea were told In Noah’a ark to ahed one’a tears? framed by Lewla were Out of a careful canvas of one heads The great renoun Avenue Federal ill (Signed) A Senior he la of dignified mein hundred representative Aggie co-ean’ Clark 4 With four year’ dope stored In it waa found that if stranded on aj WAXTED — Someone to make a j Don’t stand on high and criticize hla bean desert Island 99 with their choice fuss over me to take me to all the Just park your frame and itlmlxe I asked him what he waa majoring In of one worldly article unanimously j swell dances to all the shows In gen- -' A few odd things a guy must do I selected their mirror Th’ fellow answered me with eral — a good all around sport Must To shoot a weekly sheet to you a date grin ba very neat good looking tall dirk j The ’aoclate Ed has got The Best Place to buy your Well a blond might do A car prefer-- j The apor-tlnIn a recent will a fond father prop comes ’round too “A course that 'work' me like th hla fortune to his son upon dickens deeded — late Miss to cash of red and lota Apply Books Magazines and School Tbe local crew has caught the gout They call It "How to Fusa th advent of a "calmer Influence” in (She'a a Junior) Chicken!” the boy’a life First time wo everj So ye have to leave that section out Supplies Fine Stationery etc en route was lost newa heard the weaker sex devitalized like alumni announceThe Have you noticed the j that Feller students 1 ask you thla ment of the Sophomore dance? One Another tte into cut out In cornea la? here course favorite A What your breezy spiel perhaps of our charming reporters was seen in I ask you wise anil learned prof Frank Haves was heard to quote Opposite Postofflce sitting In the sun trying to cast aoine To late to catch the type goln — "My model is Noah— at the time of he'a treed 'ID and Frosh la Soph Senior Ed Junior stumped was The Penrl It on Tee affair the light the flood there waa only on woman Steady grind and "fusser” chronic plain Ha tears hta hair but all In vain Stick your finger down upon It — in the world” Your answer sure as shottln’ will be The only thing for him to do Hen —Chlcken- Bill Rlter — "What’a the most Is shoot the stuff be It old or new "Study of th' nervous thing next to a gin" If the paper ahw a lack of Pep ology!" — Reuben’ Rime A few stray mark hava missed their Scherer — "Me next to a girl" tep Mary and Oene Hatch formed to Snatch up a pen an make ’er hot do it and painted the Soroals kitchen SHAVING With newa or gufT or tommy-ro- t last Saturday Glad Jone dIJ her HELPS AND Be-N- o Club meet Thursday at II celebrated dance "It’a my move" on TOILET o'clock Room 280 Important the floor with the mop slick We claim to have the best Plumbing Shop in the State THRia PAGE Home of Threaded Rubber Willard Pattery i HEQISITES Fit S t h our halls Wistoa Perry grace Wanted ho We has that say 0"- aga'n tlvn football shoulders and a warm Applications for manager of J sm’li for Lucy llaseball Track and Debating J will be received by the Execu- - J Heard passing In the hall "Well live Committee until Tuesday J Cnth how’a th labor progressing?" noon October 5 J "It Isn’t I shouldn’t know an In1 spiration If I met one In my soup" Managers Peterson & Sons Shoo Fitting Experts JJ I OF EVERY SORT We take especial pride In making our store a place where men will eomc to aupply TOILET NEEDS PRESCRIPTION DIU’G CO II West Center WE INVITE YOUR PATRONAGE 126 North Phone 796 Main Go To The To STAR CLOTHING CO Ituv Walkover Shoe Um’i Stjleplna Hilt Hata Fnrnlahlng sal STAR CLOTHING CD North Main Street |