Show did well to conceal identity A shortsighted short sighted sportsman wa was asked one morning by a fellow ellow so journer in a small hotel on the sh shores 0 res of or loch carron in scotland what sport he be had bad had just seen a seal he said bald shot at it three times and missed it each time at dinner an hour later he sat sal next nert to a ma inai 1 with a bandage round roand his bend bead A acal cela dent he be inquired accident re id Q nt was a the indignant response attempted murder you mean I 1 was having a bath about an hour ago when some lunatic fired at we roe three times almea train front the shore and shot part of 0 my ear off wonder who it could have been murmured the sportsman and changed the conversation |