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Show THE P Looks HORIZONTAL William- -; 1 president of tbe American Federation of Labor? hr Easy, But Answer to Previous Puzzle TnTcT Isnt 17 To bevel the end of. 19 A dandy. 20 Hardens. 22 Hermit. 23 Automobile HERALD-JOURNA- L, LOGAN. UTAH. I NEW bicakfast set; West Second Noith lllsTOUY OF A FEW ter (it adds susicnse) : ' LAI CHS THAT BECAME So they laughed when the tough of weight' (Unit FAMOUS gangster is told: "Don't be dispart. for gems. couraged. With a little study you'll 26 Heathen gods. 11 Cylindrical CHAPTER THREE go a long way, and 1 wish you'd ' 27 Right. Often, the most commonplace start now. i body on an 30 Indian. taxis. remarks bring laughs. For exFor the same reason, the world 32 Roadside hotel. ample, someone asks, "Would you likes to laugh at those 13 Roman outer like to have before enemies of "life and t garment. anything 33 To ordain. lunch?" To which you reply, "Yes, the speed cop, dentist happiness," 14 Brides mate. or income 34 Visible vapor. breakfast. tax collector." 16 Matter. 36 Three. Another sure method is to exis a distinct form The black-ou- t 15 Lights. 37 Sea tale. press the feelings of the world which has been an animal. VERTICAL 21 Confused popular only 38 at large. Eugene Field, noted since 1912 when first used at the Fungous dis39 Coal box. 1 Aggregation. ygbt. more for tender pathos than hu- Winter Garden. Before ease. these 40 France that, Jgt Levels. 2 Part of plant mor, was sincere undoubtedly lines went over as a stage 40 For SO years 24 On tbe lee aide. (AbDr.). more than flip when a novice gag below ground. of with a number act actors and 42 Knock. 23 Snake. England had 3 Tree. poet sent him a verse, Why Do the akit ran as much as 30 min26 What country 13 Small stur-- , trade"? Live?" I and wrote Field back: utes. Now many last less than 4 Deity. 41 Rodents. is trying to geon. Because you sent your poem by a minute. 5 Sensitive pulp 44 Leprous perabolish its oatb 45 Constellation, mail, Eccentric comedians I of a tooth. wisely of allegiance to 46 Cod of love. son. By playing upon the foibles make use of their 7 Preposition. 45 To change. Creat Britain? 4S impetuous. and weaknesses of humanity, we piping voices, trick peculiarities, knees, bald 28 Baseball club. 49 Decay in fruit. 8 To steal. 47 Mast. get sure laughs which is what heads, snozzle noses by means ' 9 Largest known 49 Hide softening George Ade did when he told of of 50 Bird. 29 You. ' contrast. They surround thema suit of clothes which the tailor selves with others in perfect dress 52 Soft broom. 30 Poem. toad. solution. said he could never wear out. and speaking 53 Detests. 10 High chest of 51 Night before. 31 Counterfeit. perfect English. When I put it on, 1 didn't dare When they appear all wrong in 33 Tiny particles. 54 Hub. drawers. 53 Skirt edge. he to, remarked, are ludicrous. 56 Cylindrical. 35 Black wood. 12 Rolls of film. everything they 65 Half an em. Likewise there is more hu(To Be Concluded) 14 Color. 36 Btone bearing 58 To tend. 57 Rhode Island manness than nonsense to the All remark. right, if you're going to kill me, hurry up. 1 have' ' to take my tonic at 2." Pure witticism has only a rare OGDEN, April 27. Ogden place in stage or screen humor. livestock reports for Tuesday, as Bill Nye once created a laugh announced by the USDA are as panic with his classic "wire, "My follows; friends and money gave out at Hogs Receipts, 1014, including 3 a. m." but I am not so sure 463 for market, 152 direct. 254 to that this would get a laugh in Oakland packers and 145 to Los films. A ngeles. market ; slow, aoout steauy Satire, likewise, can be used with Mondays average, close; top, or in a show once or twice but bulk ,$3.75 on few choice drtve-ms- : a picture. around $365; few light lights. We might burlesque trite and $3 50; few packing sows, $2.86 a of 3 00; late Monday load 175 pound serious phrases couple Now he's got Idahos. $3.66; few light lights out times such as: could at $3.25, and pigs, $3 00; two decks more women than you shake a stick at, if thats your Nebraska hogR, with freight beneidea of a good time. or "I'm go- fit, 180 to 225 pound. $410; 230 ing back into the closet where to 300 pound averages, out at men are empty overcoats, but $3 50 3.60. too much w'ould be Just that. Cattle Receipts. 205. including Careful use also oust be made 179 for market and 26 to Cali' of the slips of tongue. fornia dairymen; oud lots sales, By such humor I mean that steady; cows, most of auality to place in our recent film where, sell at $3 00 and below; few comin a love scene, Groucho gurgled mon, and medium, $2 75b3 00: odd to Thelma Todd, Why cant we Cutters. $2 00: low cutters downbreak away from this, just you ward to $100; few good heifers, and I, and lodge with my fleas $4 75; common down to $3.00; odd in the hills, I mean, flee to ny head good steers, $5.00. lodge in the hills. Sheep Receipts, 14.936, includHAS 108 GRAFTS French pear has 40 grafts; a hyNaturally everyone likes to ing 48 for market, 912 to Den GRANTS PASS, Ore., April 27. brid peach has 32 grafts; and see a rap taken at someone of ver market, 2438 to Omaha mar(I JO F. E. Jordan, local nursery- a Japanese pear has 84 grafts. Jor- dignity or a fellow who imagines ket, 3557 to St. Joe market, 4019 to Chicago market and 2962 to man, has a Chinese pear tree, dan expects to develop new vari- himself unconquerable, especialwhich has 108 grafts, nine of eties of fruit through ly when the comedian- - doesn't Chicago packers; nothing sold which will bear this year. A know of the other's read charac early. J -- FEED 1 93 2. PAGE FIVE & Ride To Health Open Air Riding Academy PRODUCE 72 Dry land seed potatoes, Russets, cheap. M13. A29 Uurals E D. Hogun. ALFALFA. FOR SALE 1293-R- . Delivered. Phone M3. 1st Hour.... $1.00 2nd Hour.... YOUNG Holstein, good 775 North 4th E. 3rd Hour 50 35tf to milker. 6 weeks old cockerels, 5 weaned, 7c each if taken mediately. Phone MISCELLANEOUS A28. heat WILL TRADE for sheep COUNTRY HOME, $50.00 gives ONE each of variety of 4 fancy possession; $15 00 a month. See shrubbery, 6 years old growth Edw. Christiansen, south Johnfor $1 00 at H. Otte, South Main. son's Grove. A30. A27. SEED BARLEY. A28. LIVESTOCK wanted to pasture. Cali 685-JAlso alfalfa seed for sale. Call KINDLING 6 sacks $100, summer 881-A 28. stove wood, 5 sacks $100. Soil, fertilizer. Dalton, 590-JM22. ECONOMY SHOP For weaving neat and solid rugs. FOR SALE Good round native Phone 811-mornings or evecedar posts. 75 South Fourth nings. A 30. West. Phone 1027-Logan S5tf and kalsomining painting J. E. Knight Phone 763-Ml. Phone 510 Martin Dunbar 271 North 2nd West HAY Wcldinc Electric The best cow hay we have hud this season SEED ; All garden, alfalfa, CYLINDER' HEADS CYLINDER BLOCKS AUTO FRAMES WATER TANKS etc. Thatcher & Morrell L U N D A IIL IRON WORKS COMPANY Phone 284 Paper-hangin- FOR RENT Phone 850 J. FURNISHED Ashes and rubbish modern home, partly C. A. furnished; pot garden 364 North Fifth East. Merkley, removed 448 Cal) N14tf WANTED ROOM modern apartment, nice- EXPERIENCED girl wants house-vo'ly furnished; sleeping porch, Part or full time. 282 West garage. Inquire 197 North Third A28. First North. West. M3. GIUL wants general housework. MODERN apartment. 131 W. 2nd A28. Call 775-- J after 5 p. m. North Phone 734-Art. Will pay cash for eggs and poultry 2 ROOM apartment at Central hoM6 Call Hyrum, 139-- 1 tel. Summer rates. A28. 4 J. FOR RENT Four room, nicely furnished apartment with bath; garage. 261 or East Third North, phone 1112 ' UNFURNISHED Dentist has moved bis office around tbe corner to the right In the same building. (Thatcher Building). FOR SALE e. LOAM AND REFINANCING Baby Chicks, every week; Baby Turkeys; Eight Weeks Old HOME ACCT. CORP. Pullets CUSTOM HATCHERY Agent for Lyon Electric . Brooders Phone 113W Tom Rowley . A13tf. HOUSE, chicken I coop, small bui'q, 10 acres of. land. Will rent cheap. By yehr or for several years. Call 786-JAUTOMOBILES Call or write Joseph Gilgen, North Logan. M8. Will Equity in new Graham-Paigfurnished Also sell at 25 per cent discount A PARTMENT M22-tapartment. 156 NoTth First West. or 184. Phone 539-- L. CALL DR. HOWARD , A 30. 525. tje , Per Day $3.00 Good and and home in Logan. 30 acres farm land. Phone 719-M2 im- M3. 358-- Riding Horses For Hire. 5 gaiters S of saddle gaiters. Every liriddle desired. Free riding i lessons. . 16 Hutching rggs, pedigreed White COMBINATION coal and electric Leghorns, also White stove In good condition. 183 E. Rocks at 421 West 4th Plymouth North. 4th North. M2 M21tf. Ogden Livestock h 2 7, FOR SALE FURNITURE By Chico Marx, of the Four Marx Brothers THE i r FOR SALE Reading From Laugh to Riot . . . APRIL WEDNESDAY, ' $8 75 PHONE RIESEL AVE. 2375 For CARPENTER or struction Work Call BABY CHICKS per hundred for Bradya 3941 5172 Con- REVERE FORSBERG Building Contract or ,Day Work. Phone 827-I- t 374 East 7th North White Leghorns. Hanson breeding. Send for catalogue. Address W. J. Biady, Mgr., Bradys Poultry Ranch and Hatchery. Arimo, Idaho. f. . DAYS BACK SEATTLE. April 27 lK) By way of bringing back tbe good old Mavor-EleDore John has promised that he will not want to who bother residents "make a little beer, or wine, In their homes. Ha also said ha lavored smoking on rear sectiona of street ears, to increase patronage on municipal lines. Dore probably will take office June 6. - A28. OLD ' For First Class Flumbing ct j MOVINQ Packing, CiaUng, Local and Long Distance Hauling. Johnson Cab It Transfer Co. pKrirt 414 Repairs see BAUGH PLUMBING Guaranteed Work and Material If your present payments nTe too nigh, refinance to protect your equity., f If you owe n lot of scattered bills, keep your credit good by making a car loan to pay thorn off. i Moving PHONE Loans . 448 We dont encourage loans yond your capacity to pay. Automdblle Loan Dept. Household goods and pianos to all parts of transferred ' be- tbe dtp Long Distance Hauling ( J. W. Ault & Son 1HOCK. LOGAN BAIUU v Phone ' S05 ' ' Fpur room frame house on an acre of choice ground with a large flowing well, sufficient water to Irrigate with. Ideal for truck garden, cows and chickens, for only $850 00. Part cash and time payments; located in West Fields. I. Affiliated vlth B. BURNHAM Salt Lake City. CQ. Certified Radio Service " SKANCRY & SMITH' Radio Engineers EVERYTHING IN RADIO Day and Night Service! GEO. Y. SMITH'S Real Estate Agency 426 Ihones: North Fifth East 121 J - 539W - Reduced Prices t 1 . ON NEW LIVING ROOM SUITES AND REDROOM SUITES ft FURNITURE West 1st North CRYSTAL BOTTLING CO. PLANT NOW We have in Cut-le- some fine specimens weeping Birch. Purplo - leaf Sycamore, Pauls Scarlet Thorn, Maple, Elm, Oak. A full line of Evergreens. 45 varieties of flowering shrebs. Providence. Hall Nurseries EdgeWood , j jj Phone SALE NOW ON! I Etery Item ini Our Store to he Sold at Reduced Prices! ACT NOW! .1 Logan J Utah 590-R- 184 |