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SEMI-WEEKL- Y Leave Ogden Trainsuntil dnily, further no-'- ', for Salt Lake City at 8 a.m. and p.m. (For extra trains see time Tble.) For the East, at 7.25 a.m. For "eWest, at G.35 p.m. Arrive from Salt Lake City, 7 a.m. nd 4.45 p.m. From the East, 4.25 p.m. Tom the West, 6.35 a.m. Salt Lake City Time. Dirlnc Worship held every Sunday, in the Tabernclc, 10 a.m. and 2 p.m.; end in the School nouses of the various Wards at 5.30 p.m. ' BUSINESS CARDS. PTRRT BY TELEGHAPIL d ry of the Colonial Department, will the late Earl Clarendon as the head of tho Foreign Office. The Post AMERICAN. says that if such is the case, Fortescue, Washington. The great California revenue case, Chief Secretary for Ireland, will probsucceed Granville in tho Colonial pending before the Treasury Depart- ably ment since Sept., 1809, has reached an- office. It is stated that an American has other stage towards its solution. The offered to purchase the residence of the original statement was that 1,409 barrels late Charles for Dickens, at Gadshill, of whisky, in the possession of Dewitt, 20,000 sterling. Kettle & Co., owned by Yates Ferguson, Ifavanna. a whisky dealer, and 1,201) barrels in in a card, deThe Captain-Genera- l, possession of Piatt & Newton, owned by nies bting a member of any secret orHorace Webster & Co., of New York, der. Berrymaler &Co., and Guysic Holerotl'e, The insurgents recently captured a of Cincinnati, and John Scrymscr & Co., Prinif New York. The charge made against party of marines sent from Puerto on a foraging expedition, and killed cipe officers the was that, them all soon after the t10 whisky by capture. while l'le packages had on "tax paid," A slight shock of earthquake occurred house also needed stamps, they and ware Santa Cruz Del Sur on the 7th. ''ie rectifier; in other at Seven the stamps more of the Upton filibusters claimed the whisky word, the ofu"crs been have killed; only right mure reto have been recti'd, and it rested upon main of the second expedition. to the contrary. the claimants to j;rov The Captain-Generhas commuted This was done several ti.?es months ago. seventeen death sentences to imprisonin the ease of Webster Co., who had ment or exile. 300 barrels released, the lalane being The schools in Porto Rio kave been held for further investigation, with other closed for the want of funds. lots. Now an order has been issued reThe volunteers surprised twelvercbels leasing the 1,400 barrels, in the possesear Santiago and shot them. sion of Platte & Newton, belonging to Atliens. the parlies before named. The counsel is .nuounced that work on the caIt in the case have no doubt of the release nal thronfh tho Isthmus, of Corinth, of all m good time. which had'bt'sn some time in contemNew York. will bo Commenced at once. in the woods be- plation, A fire commenced Memphis. tween Deer Park and Islif, Long Island, near Homer-villHarris resiu.'ng Bailey, on Monday night and burned over three three chilpoisoned himself thousand acres of land. The fire origion Saturday, by giviu'5 them bed nated about dark and was not extin- dren, in mistake for whiskey. bug poison guished until yesterday. Five hundred The children have all died, he will cords of wood were burned, besides recover. miles of fences. The loss is estimated probably Marseilles. at from fifty to one hundred thousand is a general strike among the There dollars. The entire tract of land between journeyman bakers. Their employers Long Island and the South Side roads are willing to concede tho advance of section over. land burned This was of but refuse to agree to certain wages, is regarded as the most reliable timber conditions insisted upon by the men. land on the island. In consequence of this there is nearly a Sioux City. total suspension of work, and the baSpotted Tail's favorite wife, who was kers' price of bread is advancing. sick when he went away and about whom Cork. he was much concerned during his abDisturbances continue, although the he sence, died last Monday, just before and police occupy the street in reached the agency. He expressed great troops The rioters do not oppose the force. ho All received the presents grief. but annoy the police and when while away, including those from the troops, from driven the streets, occupy the house President, ho placed on her grave. He tops and hurl tiles and stones at the powas bad to his Washington says going licemen. One of the latter was knocked medicine. from his horse y ami badly wounMemphis. ded. A duel was fought this afternoon, on A shoemaker's shop was attacked by tho Arkansas shore, four miles below defended the mob but was here, between George R. Phelan and by the troops. Asuccessfully bil ge number of arJaiKes Briggialoia, two young lawyers, rests have been made. The autlioi iles of Memphis, with Colt's navy repeaters, arc acting with moderation and have forat fifteen paces. Briggialora was shot bidden processions within the city limits, in the left breast and arm, perhaps fabut h ave given permission for holding a of out The difficulty grew tally. politics. public meeting in the park. The affair produces great excitement. Albany. The tow boat Telegraph was sunk in a with collision the steamer Drew, near Freak of a Montana TorCatskill, last night; all aboard were nado. saved, though the engineer was badly scalded by the explosion of the tug boilFrom the Peer Iiodge City New Northwest. er. the past three weeks there has During An explosion this morning in Hyatt's billiard ball manufactory, in Beaver a succession of violent tornadoes in the street,blew out a port ion of the rear wall, valley, unpleasant as unprecedented. and set a house on fire; the explosion They last from one to three hours, and was occasioned by mice nibbling matches are succeeded by a perfect calm. Their lying among gun cotton. Damages not to general direction is from north-weheard. south-eaTho width of the storm- The case of John McCartcl, against is not over a mile, its greatest vioWells Fargo, to compe the company to track lence being confined to a belt of 200 or account for transferring his property to 400 yards, crossing the valley diago llolladay's Overland Express, has been nally a short distance below town, and ordered to proceed at once. The flouring mills of Oliver Y. Smith occasionally the side currents giving us a lively shaking up in the village, not& Co., North Chatham, have been burn ed by an incendiary, loss, $12,000, part- withstanding the protection guaranteed us by tho Organic Act and the Immily insured. The West Point examination, at the grant Association. The first two wasted their fury on military academy, is concluded; 28 of fences, trees and moderate-sizebowl8( applicants failed, and will be sent about like ders, tossingthem home. and, just by way of variety, wrenched a San Francisco. buildRemittances overland New to York, last couple of logs out uf the Decker in the lower end of town. But on ing eighty-eight to amounted week, thousand, Saturday last the third and we most principally coin. join our prayer with Mr. Elliot The British gunboat Sparrow Iauk devoutly that it may be the last of these cyclones has shiled for Victoria. played a piece of diabolism not on the Richmond. bills, and we believe is unprecedented in The City Council have adopted a reso- tho explorations of the Rocky Mounlution declining to receive the mansion tains. of Jefferson Davis, the confederate presiMr. A. Elliot recently purchased the dent, back on the terms proposed by the Hail farm on Cottonwood creek, a half United States, namely, not to charge rent mile from town. It Las on it a double-lo- g for tho timo it was occupied as headhouse, one story, having a roof area quarters for the military; they ask that of 17 x 40 feet. On it there is a dirt the rent be paid and the building re- roof. Mr. Elliot was engaged in stored to its former condition. it with boards, and had it about Indianapolis. completed on Saturday w ben the storm Last Saturday, two littlo girls, the began. His son, a lad of a dozen years, eldest 11 years and the youngest 4 years was on one corner and he on the comb. old, were found drowned in the race or As the whirlwind dipped he called to his sluice way near White River. It was son to jump down, and Mr. Elliot clasped supposed at the time to be the result of the comb projection of the boards to an accident, but fur'.her devclopemeuts prevent being blown to the ground. Just by the coroner's jury reveal the horriat the instant the entire roof, rafters and ble fact that the eldes t girl had been out- all, was lifted from the building, and raged and murdered and the younger rising wJh the whirlwind, sailed away, murdered to prevent her giving infor- attaining an altitude of about forty feet mation. No arrests have been made, at tho greatest, and landing 18'J feet but the police think they are on the from the house, where Mr. Elliot was track of the guilty party. dumped by the concussion; the roof perGen, Kimball, treasurer of the State, formed a somersault over him, and was left this morning with checks on New scattered in a thousand fragments up the York for nearly half a million dollars; valley. Strange as it may appear, Mr. this, with the half million dollars sent Elliot is only slightly bruised. for the same purpose, will nearly, if not The lad was uninjured, the board roof entirely, liquidate the State debt. gliding out from under him, leaving him Trovidcnce. sitting disconsolate on the dirt roof, A strike of the laborers on the city while his father was abandoning him e.t water works, a few miles from this town, the rate of sixty miles an hour. When it is considered that the roof had occurred. There were alarming reports, and the mayor and a large posse contained 1,200 feet of lumber, was of police went to the scene, but no nailed to heavy log rafters, and that the whole affair was carried 189 feet intact, serious breach of the peace has some idea of the force of the whirlwind be obtained. The distance is given FOREIGX. London. may measured it imus by Mr. Clagctt The The morning journals reiterate the mediately after the occurrence. statement that Earl Granville, Secreta escape cf Mr. Elliot was a miracle. "Whenever I'm awake in bed, I lie and think," Tom Bouncer said. To which remark, the prompt reply Was, you're up jou think atid lie." suc-ce;- MERCHANT AMI PROFESSIONAL J"1 ""Wdv. TYe will do them 'th.,'?.'houl,1 t(Tl of the art. st d jack-straw- 1. C. I.. DAHLEIt, WARREN HI'SSKY, Suit Uka City. Helena, Moulann. DAHLER DtSSEY. a lady fair, And think her warm and true, liut learn some day, to your surprise, The flame was all in you ; Then luugh you, too, If others luuh, Aud crush chagrin and shame; For greater men than you and I Hare done the very same. Now, should you woo Yor,. & Or should you hope to charm the tou'n With iwoet, poetic strains, CO, And when the grand attempt is mado, Oet laughed at for your pains, Ktand up Iwfore the witty world, BANKERS, Out on the frontier, in Kansas, audiJEXMXUS' NEW lRILDIXU, ences at the theatres have an original of Otill-:XMAI.Y actors and actresses. way applauding They give a regular Indian yell, patAND SALT LAKE CITY. ting their mouths with their hands all Dealers In Oold Dust, Coin and Currency. Draw the time. A certain Eastern actress Ki' lmnito on San Montana, Denver, was so applauded, which frightened her St. Louis, New York,Francisco, and all parts of Kmope. so she run out the back way, hired a Collections promptly attended to. ltf miles to carriage, and rode twenty-fiv- e NTiuurr, the nearest railroad station, leaving the play in the middle. She was afraid they would scalp her. ATTORNEY OtiDEX to. YroTirr. is ll LOIUX FARR, Mayor. in a poor fellow at llangor whn "it's working between meals tliui'd killing liim !" . PRIXCIPALS. T. II. 1V, W. Iltniox. 11 IX Wines & Liquors. SAMPLE AM) SALESK003I ox MAIN" STREET, I.KWW. Ogden City, Utah. Excelsior Mills!! I liar on hand a larpa Htoek of the Celebrated SIIAWAN, l.KK KI N, CHOW, ltt)VF;X, AND SUA UTS lilt AMIS of NEAR One pound of Orease to every eight pounds of Vool will required, if it is not furnished the price uf the grease w ill be deducted from the wool. ETC, Inm Street, Ogden, FULLER and fZ$" Wanted a FINISHER. first-cla- Xcarljr Ojiposile While House. ss 3-- K tlALL. PI .SLi:V A Co. S. S. TUCKER, ;tn-- tf unl Carpontor, .Toinoi, 3Inltoi-- , dilIiit MILLINERY A BLOCK EAST OF THE "JUNCTION" OFFICE, OGDEN. HALF ESTABLISHMENT, Every ArttcU manufactured by us is warranted to be maUe of the best material. A vmnxo SALT lake city are T J dies respectfully invited to rail and examine the k of !ls "I'lase your liverenoo, it's inside." . - her bus- - jou do NEW MILLINERY At the Sunday School last Sunday one of tho teachers (Barrett) asked a littlo boy if he know what tho expression "sowing tares" meuuL "Courth I does," said he, backing up to the teacher. "There's tear my mama sewed. I teared it playing with Piutcs." A gentleman proposed to visit New York recently via the Hartford and Erie railroad. As he was a little early for the train, Le bought a newspaper, and after looking at the stock sales, picked up his valise and started up the street. "I thought you were going to New York by this route ?" said a friend. "Well, so was, but I'll be hanged if I'll go over a roud when a share of its stock is worth less than a single fare." I.eecher's Shot at a .Squirrel Henry Ward Deccher tells this story of MUSEUM AND Establishment, next door to the llankina; House of lluasey, Dahler A Co., Kat Temple Street, where they will find very nice stock of MENAGERIE. JIIIXIXKKY, FKATIIERS, Half-bloc- k over-sensiti- I'LOiVEKS, IHtl.SS TKI3IMIXGS, UXDEIICLOTII IXfi, Sundomi, Shakers HaS Hood, 24-l- General Xotions. OYSTERS. SAME AS IN EASTERN CITIES. THE ready and willing to servo you with FRESH OYSTERS, UOLDKX CKOW5 CIGARS, PIGS FEET, etc. Millinery and Dressmaking in all their Branches executed with promptitude. Ladles' own material made tip In the latest style. 17-t- Mrs. STEim O USE, 9 jr f Cull and ene him. " DR. R. TIBBITS, Salt Lake City. wifin u niil Stu'fffirtn. OFFICE AT WALK Ell k MCSCTTS DKl'O GKOUXD TO LEASE. 8TORK, V- - tended OfiDE.V, U. T. Calls from tl t. Conntry promptly at- Mn TKRY Bt'ILDIXfl KMWIU.K SEVKRAL hetM on the Xorth-wcx- t Corner of I'nion Square. For particulars apply to JAS. McGATV, Ksqat Office, Rerond fouth Ktreet. SALT LAKE CITY, the J r xenon Ortice. Threo ilor W vtt of Kevore House. 3'.Mf 91m DR.WM.H. GROVES, lMi(imt, I - it." himself: The first lim that I ever fired a gun was at a "chippy," and I did not hit him. My father it was who let me trot behind him, a seven or eight year old, while he hunted through the fields. How my West of Prest. n. Young's Kesiiieueo, nerves screwed up when he took aim, and what a crash ia my fait Lake City. car was the report! It was always painTO SALT LAKE CITY PIIOCLD VIPITOIIS to call and see tht fine colleetion ful, and always an irresistible fascinaAnd so one day returning home, of NATIVE AMMAI.f and HIRI); also MINE- tion. RALS, HOMK MA.M'FACTUHKC and natural out ran a bold chipmunk, and coursed of the estabaoore the productions Territory, at along the wall with trailing tail, then lishment. Open from 9 a.m. to 6 p.ui. mounting a stone, tail cocked up, ho y said, "Hit me; hit rue, hit mc, he, he, he!" "Here Henry, do you waut to shoot?" "Yes, sir no yes, I do." "Get AAU AT TUB KKYF.UK HOt'gR 8ALOOV, behind me let the gun rest on my shoulJ Merond South Htreet, Suit Lako City, where der now take aim come, pull the trigyo will And JOK. Pl.MMO.Nti or his at the HoniiclM, Habics' and Orders personally and promptly attended to. All SALT LAKE CITY : to bo cluno to see Call and examine my Stock. CLOTH AINU YAltX. and said up-sta- ii CHAMPAGNES, CATAWBAS, ETC. Beef mid all kinds of Soft Grease lakoii in Exchange for At one of the ragged schools in Iceland a clergyman asked the question:. "What is holiness!" A poor Irish convert, in dirty, tattered rngs, jumped up s the other night. band tumbling "Well, my ueiir, wasmegruit response, "if you cun get a barrel of whisky upstairs with aiiv less noise, I should like CASE LIQUORS, CASE WINES, CLOTH AND YARN FOR WOOL. An exchange says trying to do business without advertising is like winking ut a pretty girl through a pair of green goggles. You may know that you are doing it, but nobody else does. Mrs. Mackwhack. on hearinor Also, a LA KG E STOCK of ccliAn Some one remarks tliat if the bet man's faults were written on his fori head it would make kiin pull his hat over his eyes. "How heavy you walk," exclaimed Kentucky Whiskeys; CITY. We arc now prepared to GAM, DEALER v T cautious look around ho Btolo His bags of chink he chunk And many a wicked smile he smolo And tnuny a wink ho wunk! A payable II' advance. of tho Bchonl may be eiiumen4el a paier. wiited by the atuileutJi to vthieh all will lie. reim-i- l to contribute; uIko literary institut one will l organised unions the Htudeiitft, having for their object a theo;etieal and prectu-tttraining iu Oiutory, Ilehattt, lfeclauiatlon ajld Culllpoelition. Students can enter the cLuccs at any timet their term w ill commence from the date of entry. llrd, with resjiectable families, may lw procured at a cot from live to eeveu dollam er week. y-t- f There 8AV8 A nmn in Rhode Island has been sejit The Oflico ot' the City Recorder is nt to jiiil for ten days for sleeping in church. tha Oifice of the Ogden Junction," was done to tho clergyman. Seventies' Hall, noar the U. C. K. R. Nothing Station. Th entire assets of a New York bankti.W Office Hours from 10 a. m. till 3 p. ra. rupt were nine children. The creditors IS 00 did the handsome thing, and let htin keep every oue of thctn. Atnon ; the n4vantnKe PRICES Sliseellaiieous. At Council Bluffs, lows, they make tho house, devoted to the "funey" ay the cxneuKCa of the public ncliool. THOS. Go. ODELL, City Recorder. KM Tim above charge Choice So Ilut should you ever slight the source Whence truth aud justice spring, A ml from your manhood stoop to do A mean, unworthy thing, Then hide your face from heaven and earth. Ami wiH-for very shame; For Nature's honest man, niy friond, Has rurcly done tho some. lo.oo Ptoniigraphy Lftiu OG-3D33K- ltf hereby given, that bl and general j. u'.lic tlmt their Schixil nppurutu liK'Ji.'i' for intellectual development are nut e eiit-i.lKill t in uf I'tall. Ijilie Co V. and eqiulle i wliiit the uitrunage of the inhabi-tttUthv there. of Wube." fad pUiixmnlmi; counties. 1 In short, whuto'er your blunder bo. Hide not an honest face ; Yet strive to act. In word and deed. With dignity and grace ; Hut when tho thing is taid or done, Think not of shame or blame, Jlut rather aay, "Why should I fret f liood men have done the same." promptly attended all l'ersiinf I'lunged in business In Ogdcn City, (tcr wtiicli the City Ordinances vrovi'le that a licence imtt bo obtained.) without firft procuring a license are liable to lie tuken before tiny Alderman cl'snid City, and be subjected to a Fine. liy order of the City Council, rpIIF. I'MXriPALS OF TUB OUHKX IlKiH X A take pleasure in announcinK to the '4. Oden Hotel, To nil whom it may eoiieern. HIGH SCHOOL. brancuks TAn.nT. While learning to be more discreet, Mi mi not the grief and shame ; Fur shrewd aud honest men, uiy friond. Have done the very same. CITY LICENSES. THE OGDEN Tuition per Term of Fourteen 'Preparatory Course ('tinmen-nt- l Advanced Classes (not including the !n- - And steud of sympathy or aid, Receive the scorpion's sting ; CITY. All kinds of legal business ; Or if to some Imagined friend, Your bile of woe you bring, COUNSELOR. & Olliee opposite A drowsy D. D., who preaches in the Disciples' Church, Charlottsville, Va., has a nice dog. The dog always accompanies the divine to church, and the other Sunday, in the middle of the sermon, the dog got up and yawned in sympathy with the congregation, and siraightway took h'u master's hat to him in (lie pulpit. The doctor continued his sermon, and the imputicut dg produced the old man's cane and placed itbe ple his hat, with an appealing wng of tli- - tail. The doctor took the hint, and, remarking that the dog was probably light, dismissed the congregation. . You've still your honest name Don't cure a plu ; a host of men Have duue the very same. , a. Mi:vi':u, st Incorporated by Act of Jan. 18, 1801. Municipal election biennially on the second Monday of February. Meetings of the City Council weekly, on Tuesday evenings, at City Hall, Main Street. Mayor Loren Farr. Aldermen F. A. Brown, 1st Ward; L. J. Herrick, 2d 3d A. J. Shupe, ,, Counselors James Mc Gaw, Walter Thompson, William W. Burton, Josiah Lcavitt, Israel Canfield. Recorder Thos..G. Odell. Attorney A. Miner. Marshal W. N. Fife. Treasurer Aaron Farr. Assessor and Collector S. Bingham. Surveyor W. W. Burton. Captain of Police P. G. Taylor. S. Egglest on. ' Justice of the Peace Constable C. F. Middleton. From Salt Lake City From the East .. West SATURDAY, JULY 2, 1S70. ad Shaffer, Secretary S. A. Mann. Mar thai M. E. Patrick. C. II. Hempstead, U. S. Attorney J. E. Tourtcllottc. Supt. Indian Affair Surveyor-Gener- o(ii:v, UTAH, c, I tah. 18 My modest friend, for you, About those awkward littlo things YVe souietiuies say and do ; Ne'er let a harmless blunder tiiiRe, Your manly cheek with shame ; Your're not aioue in such mistakes, For thousands do the saute. I" KATES OF ADVERTISING. J MTON ogden TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. .One Your Months iliiwe Month fringe Copy Little Blunder, I have a clioerful word ger orho'll be off." I shut up one eye in a manner that carried tho other with it. I opened both. The tears came. Tho squirrel seemed six or seven squirrels whirling round in the air, I took aim, but it would not Somehow I saw the sky, the stay aimed. stone wall, a great mullcn stalk, the squirrel, and twenty other tbinps H in a jig. Bang went the gun. "Chigger-ree-re- e" as he dived went the squi.-rc- l down, laughing, into a hole. Well I've seen many a minister do tho same thing with a sermon, and feel as satisfied as I did. To be sure I had not hit anything, but I had made a pplcudid noise. " |