Show OPEN-AIR OPEN EXHIBITION TION IMPROMPTU AFFAIR BY B ST STREET CAR CAB MEN The conductor and nd motorman motorman- of a. a Waterloo car a a. big drayman ra nian with with hair of s sunset hue and i hi i loaded heavily loaded wagon took took the principal l roles in a brief comedy last evening that while not down on the boards proved an attraction attraction attraction at at- traction of the first water vater wl while ile it lasted asted v 1 Sho Shortly after tafter 9 o o'clock the car was proceeding down Main o between tween Second and Third South when wheal amid anid the flying snowflakes the motorman discerned a heavy dray dogging leisurely along the track in front of the the c car r. r He at once rendered an impromptu t vo vocal al medley with instrumental acC accompaniment the tone coloring of which P raised l the temperature temperature temperature tem tem- in the Immediate vi vicinity y until everal pedestrians removed l th their Jr r coats and began to mop mop per perspiring faces But the the- hea heavy heavy v w Wagon gon and its driver moved on on se seren serenely ene r Then the conductor tor paine came am forward forWar and the two men standing on the front end of f the car improvised a duet that bat for brilliancy and fire was was was' certainly certainly certainly a m masterpiece But still the he UnappreciatiVe unappreciatiVe unappreciative un- un appreciatiVe and stolid driver heeded not The large audience waited ex expectantly expectantly expectantly ex- ex for the final scene scene The conductor conductor conductor con con- ductor sprang from fron the car ran forward forward for for- ward leaped on the the wagon and presented pre pie I the driver with a n. left arm bIt In- that would have Jarred the equilibrium of a graven image He turned slowly around and as the conductor in sulphurous sulphurous sulphurous sul sul- sul- sul lang language age began to read re-ad his descent from the earliest ages made mad afew afew a few ew swift motions with his hands Obedient to the touch of the reins the plodding horses rung s the wagon to o one side and the the- conductor hastened hastened hastened has has- back back to to his car The fool is deaf eaf and dumb |