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Show Mokal, never try to cheat a news paper, for the chances are you will fail. A San Francisco tailor tried it on and uow re.Uizei his mis'.Akt! fcL put hie t-uoinesa card into a number ot empty bottles, and wrapping e:cn bottle in poisoned beef threw t'lfm into tho bay. His idea w.s thm sh:irka would swallow the beef and bottles, die, l.e found and cut open, and the curd being found the reporters re-porters would be sure to publish it. The eccentric scneme worked well enough up to the point where the free advertising came in. A dead shark was picked up, dissscttd, and the bottle and cird found and duly handed to a reporter. The newspaper news-paper prints tun itcemin!, and f't.irl-can'.Iy f't.irl-can'.Iy adds: "the umie of the lugenious Uilur will be published, it he so order?, ;U our regular rates, for " which see in;iJo pges." The knight of the gooe thinks be has been abused, but has concluded to do his advertising legitimately hereafter, tie spent enough for meat, poison and bottled to pay a regular advertising adver-tising hill for a year. |