Show VARIETIES by the latest statistics stati stica of australia wa we learn that there are only 2503 americans americana in those british colonies five years ago there were about but most moat of them lave returned to california the police olica judge jude of virginia city refuse refuges to receive greenbacks green backs for nines fines fin 1 es as heretofore A shrewd little hie fellow who bai bad just began begun to read latin astonished hia bis inviter by the following translations 11 pir fir vir a man langiu manitta gla sla giu a trap virgin Vir giu fiU a mantrap man mantrap trap tt toe man who put up a stove stova pipe without profanity ty has haa been found and arid a company have secured him for exhibition 1 inthe in the principal bitica lie he will draw b better etter than the pipe in a discussion with a temperance lecturer a toper asked it water rots rota your bootsy boap what effect must it have upon the coat of your j i handel the great r ea t composer cou coir poser wab was also a great glutton glut ton 1 he would often order dinner for three he would then ring for the waiter and would aek ask him Is dp de dinneen retty yeb yes siras biras rin as soon aa the company c comes 0 in eg den bring me di kinneer din did neer leer tie de would say 1 I am te company quila who ii disloyal sometimes thinks a but bust of mr chase should be b done doi e in shin ghin shin plaster laster we ve make our greatest sacrifices to tho the smallest gods and our smallest to the greatest gods sir colin colln campbell and gen McC mcclelian fellan felian are reported to have been cousins Sarea sarcastic A western editor has taller heir to a million and a bait half all in r ilver silver claims in ne nevada vada territory Terr TerrA tory ory A brother chip thi thinks Likis that by the time lime he will have paid a couple ot of years assessments assessment sly on the heritage he be will be ready and anxious to write a leader on the evils ofa of udden sudden from bolge boise A gentleman recently returned tom bom f om the boise river mines miries informs the editor of the nevada transcript that the country is overrun with people ile he estimates the population at nad thinks tha the mines will furnish employment for about i an old bachelor in york offered a young lady a pony for a kiss rhe the gave him the kib kis he ae refused her the pons pony she sued him wim Ile he pleaded no consideration J the court decided that a kiss was a le leai legal leal al con COB side Bide ratton ration certainly Certai oy it hag bag of en been a matter of earnest consideration wi ii us and ive lve w have no doubt with a good many other young fellows louisville journal two mammoth children are on exhibition in keokuk iowa they are brother ald aid ard sister and were born in cass county illinois i the tle former is twelve years of sae aae axe age and weighs gounde pounds the latter is six ard weighs learning is like mercury one oe of the most powerful and excellent things in the world in skillful hands hande in unskillful the most mischievous an unromantic doctor says that ight fight lacing is a public benefit ini ing inasmuch as it kills offiel the foolish girls and leaves the wise wase ones to 0 grow row to be women if your yb 0 ur lips would keep from slips kilps five things observe berve serve with care of speak to whom you speak and how and when and where an author of a love story in describing O hla bis heroine balei says innocence dwells swells in she 0 o dark clusters of her hair an unkind re viewer suggests that a bine fine tooth comb would bring it out in richmond at this time common whisky sells at per gallon and uncommon at whatever the seller chooses to ask aak tor tou it yet whisky drinking go gos goa 5 on chickens bell sell at 25 a piece and turkeys at 60 69 A coxcomb talking of of souls said in the time of al moses 05 es 1 hava chave iio ifo doubt I 1 was a golden calt cult C very likely replied a lady time has robbed you of nothing but the gilding gilling 11 sally said baid a fellow to a g il rl who had bad red hair keep away from me or you will set me on fire no into danger of that replied sally you are too green to burn some smart says wonders win will never neier cease the other day da y he heard that a horse was turned into a sta blell and this is the nineteenth century when did mosea sleep fave five ia in a bed when whan he slept with bis forefathers tore fore fathers |