Show Types Same At Each Convention By Bugs Baer CoP Copyright 1920 by Universal Service Q Cl AN FRANCISCO Juno 25 The Tho S- S tJ SAN works are packed to the tho ears cars with ca at large n d i dat es esa a t large d at ci e s-at- s and at at v Nobody knows where they are arc going g Which may mar be a successful diagnosis Maybe thc they aint Doth Both oth the and nd feminine ex exare x n are represented pr at thE convention contention The la law o no other 4 v v The Democrats having copped the gravy during a lull in good Judgment Judg lour tour years ago tho the public is naturally establishing a morbid curiosity in the I mob of oC or organized office holders who have been chewing up the he folks folks' income taxes like moths in a wool cst st st. A POLITICIAN i iri IS d BIRD AND IS ABOUT THE TIlE O Ol LY Y J Ell WHO CANT CAN'T BE V FOR VAGABONDAGE I I H He spins a lot Neither does docs he ho toil toll Where here there are aro creeks to be paved boulevards to be deepened or mole hills to be there you will find the nIm nimble le read ready to savo save his country or as much of ot it as he can crowd into his safety deposit vault I May his bribe Increase i ii 4 The Democratic especially I has been living living- so long on the fat Cat of ot the land that it has h. gone to his head But he is no different from his I that Republican law In except he in it on the inside looking out and ha has I stuffed the keyhole Co Racial thC there ii I. no DO dotted dotte-d line of S r 5 SI 1 t ft U IU a I n except the thc are a little littlen n neater in their It Ih a n Jimmy Valentine against a n Ig who Wt uses the soup C Where the tho amputate the tho merely morely make tho the wound a a. little deeper Where tho the elephant gobbles the the- donkey simply nibbles and stretches out time the meal for tor two administrations administrations ad ad- ad ministrations It its Ita smooth sandpaper against tho the rough file tile with the same results a. a You Tou cant can't spot tho the difference between a ate and a unless you grab a squint at the bank accounts Both Hoth bo boys arc are members of ot this club wear baggy Y trousers suffer front from aphasia of ot the tho Instructions and aro arc good to their mothers A PLEBISCITE OF 01 INHABITANTS WOULD INDICATE THAT DANDRUFF WAS VAS A PARAMOUNT lOUNT ISSUE OF 01 THIS C CAMPAIGN t aTho a Tho delicate lady delegates are arc also sisters under their face Cace cn enamel Round heels are epidemic in both parties Tho The lady delegate chorus was never picked out by 1 Flo 10 Zie eld or Mack ck Sennett Admitting Admitting- that tho the finest Inest Chicago speeches were tossed ot off ly liy women that's as It should be Look at the practice they've had s 4 The boss type typo is also identical All havo have fat Cat crops crop of ot gra gray hair smacking of ot certain qualities like Ilko the shaving brush They look very cry wise walking around which may be tho the reason reason reason rea rea- son they never nover stand still Tr Trying lopin to lo pin a political boss down dOn to a L statement statement state state- ment meat makes shooting rockets rocko s at th the moon come under the classification o ot 01 minor operations v- v So 4 Like poet b bonne bosNes Nr dont don't en care c re who make the thc laws lawn provided pro the thc arc written in lend pencil penell and they control the rubber on th tb the end nd v 11 4 As to the other minor convention con type such Huch as candidates ij and things well they are arc the tIme same amo Chicago stamp with different colored Ink It will make no difference to the tho working workingman man whether r Chicago or San Francisco Francis Francis- co cops the gravy except that he will have a new administration to blame It 0 on U. U a The scenario is Is' tho the same although h the tho location is changed Party planks are different nt Because of oC the soggy going tho the may have to have to substitute for Cor planks A plank means nothing permanent I hence the Biblical quotation as cas easy as rolling ot off a plank H Pol Hie are nrc an ont In in affair with Uk the Demotic In at ut present n nid id th the v very ry out f i 6 if But no man can say sav what Novembers November's Novem Novem- hers ber's melancholy ballots t will bring brinE forth 4 PROVIDED TUg THEY COUNT T E EM |