y Yanks anks Use Gold Spoons l 1 v-l. v 1 1 l- l 1 Wear Counts Count's Pajamas a 1 Uncle Sam Will ill Pay Par Bill Boys lust Must Stay in Brig B Brig ri g gIan Many Ian of or the men convalescing conn In palaces palaces pal pal- aces and marbled villas villas' used as hos hOt hospitals in France are not content with their arm army aimy bunks and mess gear goar According According According Ac Ac- cording to Harold Ryan Hyan of 1139 Yale avenue who saw aw service ser in Franco France with the tho Fifth ammunition train and went through tho the St. St drive the boys bos In lit Lo Le Mans Ians ono one day lot let their arl aristocratic notions got gel the best lIest of them Pie Ho tells this story HOr The provost marshal In Le Nuns Muns some time lima ago looked up from rom his desk sk diskand and saw w C a distracted French count who was trying to tell him his tale of or woe The Frenchman said Monsieur Im I'm ruined Im I'm ruined All III my valuables val val- valuables are ale gone one I 1 lock tip till my lOr home val val-I go away to war I come back back and and poor pool All I gone on ruined monsieur and nOli I li waved his arms in despair The military authorities Investigated ed Il and amid soon found where the OOOO al 1 francs worth of valuables had gone Some of the privates near the Ule mansion man man- sion slon were found cutting their thell tough steaks t aks with puro gold l knives and scooping up rites rites' with gold forks fork Some o of the casuals sleeping upstairs In the livery stable adjacent to tho the mansion were caught crawling Into their laden dust-laden arm army blankets attired In silk pajamas fringed with lace Tho chaps are arc under arrest and will willbe willbe willlie be lie tried tiled b by court And the counts count's pajamas will be nd I returned to him as 01 well as the gold knives forks and spoons The missing articles will be paid for by tho the United I States government go But Cut poor POOl fellows they they wont won't t have any silk pajamas in In the brig let alono alone enough blankets blank blank- ets i Young Ryan Is at al Fort awaiting a Ll casuals casual's discharge e from the tho general hospital IHre here