Show AN IMPORTANT EVENT THERE ought to be great excitement throughout the country at an event of stupendous importance that transpired yesterday at Us lis fred simon the jewish milliner of salt lake called on general harrison president elect of the united states for the purpose of aiding the coming chief executive in shaping tig his policy in relation to utah it is not often that a prospective president of the united states is treated to such a distinguished honor and tendered such advice as was offered by our fellow townsman it may be a matter of surprise that fred should have come down from his exalted perch and called upon general harrison and should have interested himself in a matter of such small moment as that which he represented in explanation it may be stated in justice to this great and good little man that he was probably in indianapolis for the purpose of transacting business of gigantic importance to the human race the purchase vf of a stock of ladies corsets underwear and ajob a job lot of the latest spring bonnets heretofore the business of calling upon the president elect has been largely monopolized by millionaires fred frdd evidently concluded that the milliners should also have a representation sen wn tation in that line hence his call and proffered advice there is one thing which we are not advised ad of in the dispatches and therefore are not certain that it occurred whether fred put forth any personal claims to a seat mat in in president harrisons cabinet if note not the omission may have been because he had not yet made up his mind with regard to which portfolio he would prefer there is but one incident associated with later phases of general harrisons career that appears to be in any way equal in importance to the introduction to him of mr fred simon that was the presentation to the general some time ago of three ten cent bunches of utah celery the advantage being slightly in favor of the celery would it not be well for some one to ascertain when fred will arrive in this c ity city that he may be appropriately pria tely met at ogden or evanston and escorted b here ere by a deputation of leading citizens how would it do to greet him at the utah central 4 q depot with a brass band and place him at the head of a torchlight procession |