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"He thinks so, but he talis In sleep." " XtZZ.. , ,, ... JJhen. tAe 7k if 3. tfafhrntvC INVESTMENT "Mother, is grandma grandpa's Thanks for "Compliment wife?" asked little Edith. The hill was steeD and the load "Yes, of course," answered the heavy. The donkey did Its best but mother. A few minutes elapsed and the at last it stopped and would not child said: "Why did he marrv such ouage anotner inch. The driver saw a man passing. an old woman?" Excuse me." he Bald, "but could you help me to get this load to the ton Those Flying Ostriches of the hill? It's to much for one Sunday School Teacher Eiciea donkey." Montreal Star. take to themselves wings and fly INFORMATION QUEST away. It is said. What kind of riches Is mm chart Brown I see Smith's got a motor Trainer (accusingly) You knew car. lessons your today? Greene Yes ; rich uncle give It to Football Candidate Yes, sir. him. Trainer Well, we'll let it pass Brown Why, he told me he put this time, but it looks as if you were all the money he had Into It football. neglecting your Greene So he did. He bought four of petrol. Grand Forks Sun. gallons The Young; Mind Newspaper HOMER OUDLEV IROUSIDES . ... '. WORTH wiu.itN& 15 sew Included. Send your order to Sewing Circle Pattern Department, 232 West Eighteenth street, New York. London Answers. of his r "Ma." "What Is honey is it, a sweet comb?" She going Susie?" tooth a tooth from a Fortunate roet than l Darling, words can Good. to write I love you more telL I was afraid another you werr poem for me. Yes, Daddy Followed "Did your wife's father follow you when you eloped?" "I should say so ; he's living with us yet" j5 |