A landlord Outwit outwitted tea or gettin gertin the value ont sao S dortly rt after the conjunction of the great NA N dional roa road d through diio 0 no the incident I 1 am about to relate occurred there was in a quiet village which this croad oad passed a hotel hatel where the vage stape always chan changed 11 and the passengers expected to get tie tae 1 n ellord of said hotel hoel was noted for his hii it t ik f 1 upon who were allowed to get fairly fan ly seated at t the table when the driver drive would blew his horn born and sing ing out stage ready gentlemen gentle men whereupon the pa passengers were obliged to hurry out and take lake their sews seals leaving a sea scarcely reply tasted breakfast behind them however they had to fork over fifty cent time and place you lave have now for ile he how ow lero leo suc redl in in value ont ofle het hero 0 I 1 speak of was ONE of the NINE male pass passengers eners I 1 in a stage coach which was slowly approaching pro aching the village above mentioned one cold morn n r in in fk fe raar r larv y IX 18 gentlemen 9 1 said one of the nine 11 1 I have often traveled this road load before and out oat of g goad jd feeling to vall all I 1 will caution you against hugging the delusive phantom of hope as regards getting greak breakfast fast at the hotel we are ai p approaching I 1 whit how no breakfast exclaimed the rest exactly Ev acly so gents you may as well keep your seats and 11 i IM IN D nt h y expect passengers to breakfast breakfasts 1 0 0 a i ye they expect you to it but not noto lo 10 eat it I 1 am under the impression that nat sheile is an understanding between the landlois land loid and the driver that for foi sundry r and various various drinka etc etca the latter starts before you 0 can scarcely commence eating 1 why W hy h y y wot on airl ari th hair air yew talking about ef yoi vor calk im goit goiri to pay four ia for my mv breakfasts break fass and not norget get the balut ont ant y bourre aurre mitaka mit mita akan kr I 1 5 s sa d a voice voice from the back seat the owner of which wa wai bajone i one hezekaih bezek Heze kah all spaulding though hough 1 I lew itaw hum they called him hez for short I 1 dm am goin tew git gil m my y break fuss yere and not pay pa iiara tell ref till I 1 dew tren anen be left not as aw knows on I 1 wont 2 well well see said the other othe and the stage borove rove up to the door and the landlord i eady to do the says I 1 s B ready read gert take lake a wash gents fri prel ea water basins towels and soap at er performing I 1 their ablutions they all proceed 11 ll lut tuti leaming edi toom room and commenced iced a fierce 0 laught aught upon the edifies ie hez hel took look hs li s mon moi e ofay scarcely hj haj 74 they hey tasted then their coffee wuen ley headd the unwelcome of the horti horn and lie e driver exclaim stage sage read 01 U rise nse eidt ega I 1 mr amoling molin passengers rs pay their fifty cents and take seats beats all aboard gents inquired the hoat boot I 1 one in s asing iii 0 said thy th ay iy y to the dwing dining oom the host finds hez try ery iak coolly help ng hansell to an immense pece of be left sid sir stage i going I 1 to start 9 I 1 wil wal I 1 faint got bothin 0 say agul ag n it I 1 drawls tot H hz hez z cau t wait sir sir better take your seat dew wo I 1 aget get tit in sir 1 hlll ill be taul gaid darned if I 1 daw wither pie ive got oy 1 I 1 paid tur tin it and ef ct vew ew late I 1 I 1 oil lal t yew are 1 IS si the stage did start and I 1 aft ft who con ened his attick on the ed edibles ibes A tz c ais cottee leaks ac c ac diz disappeared appeared rapidly t etore afore the eyes I 1 tue landlord say 8 litiere aure them there cak calces caks s 6 i bout eart 1 fetch felch I 1 Inu gust on ew em you to I 1 ahe lie waiter wa itei bof p of that air air coffee offee pas aiba them egg gs raise alf woj e own pork squire this 6 i in z it luce nice liam nebout bout here tolerable bolei ible cheap sui faint got uch ach mple timber in in these liev hev yei ye D dawm wina lit busart trade sune I 1 calk elate dot di t lay ye ill ni ej es s dew yel ye and thus iltz kept quezz quizzing ia ie I 1 until he had made a hearty ineal sa isa squire ire now im about to conel conclude fide paying paving ly depowers dei de tew lew this ere table but ef f boil I 1 jah us tv iv us its a bowl ol 01 0 bread and milk tew sorter soi ter top off mii id be obliged tew ye 1 su so out goes the landlord and waiter for foi the bowl bow 1 1 I 1 in milk lik and bread and set them bafo e hez IS ewa eion tew ef yov you please 11 b bil it no spoon ats too be found landlord Lind loid lord was ire lie he had plenty of silver ones lying ou on the table lien the stage stopped sty si yewl yew dew yew think them passengers is is gohil goin w poy yew tor for a break tuss fUSS ind git no courlen ishmit turl aa i do da you think any of the passengers ok the theina ihei int fl dew I 1 think no I 1 dorit think but m sari harln in they air all as green as yew bout here pin im 41 gom goil w anve in ve immedi diely 1 tue landlord rushes out to the stable and starts a lan an off after the stage aich hod had gone about ahre h ce tiie tae man inan overtakes the stage and says say somei ling to the lne driver in a low boue he anine i arns irni bjick back and on arriving at the hotel H hz z corn com it at to take his seat seal and says 11 low how air yew gents gente pm im darned glad tew lew see tw ow lv LA alord adlord says to hz H z cw you point out the in in la in think has the spon anil si pait him cout Sr Sir tinly I 1 ken sky S ay iy dirre Sir re I 1 lid dd bew ew f fair tur fur a 1 breaks is 13 w ana 11 I 1 cd c il d erlane I 1 GUT GOT THE VALUE ONTI fid thein I 1 01 oiw in ii tite me calfee put go driver