Show I TIMES THE GARLAND APPRECIATION m VUIttN MWU THE SONG A Sour Stomach In the same time It takes a dose f soda to bring a little temporary relief of gas and sour stomach Phillips Milk of Magnesia has acid lty completely checked and the dlall tranquillzed gestlve organs Once yon have tried this form of relief you will cease to worry about and diet a new your experience freedom In eating This pleasant preparation Is Just as good for children too Use It whenever coated tongue or fetid breath signals need of a sweetener Physicians will tell you that every of Phillips Milk of Magspoonful nesia neutralizes many times Its volume in acid Get the genuine the name Phillips Js Important Imitations do not act the samel Phillips Mitt of Magnesia Hawaiian Vocabulary 10000 to There are approximately 18000 words in the Hawaiian lan- guage AS FIRST-AI-D- era authsriieO lar tha llrat bo til war Rot tullM Quacks Invade Europe Many of the older generation will remember the Indian medconicine man who sold his l coctions from a red wagon under a oil on city street corsputtering ilght ners and village squares He has almost vanished from the West but his tribe hasn’t died out It has only gone to Europe In Berlin Paris Vienna and other continental cities you can find Big Chief crying his wares to curious knots of citizens In his feathered headdress and quaintly colored clothes he Is a novelty to who are taking his the Europeans claims seriously Bad New for Burglar A French engineer has Invented an dog that Jumps barks fiercely and even tries to bite when — theoretically— a burglar throws the light of a torch in Its face The vention works on the principle of electric cells which set up a Current when a ray of light reaches them This In turn starts the motor that makes the dog act like a real animal electric tired Get evesy morning of the poisons tive Smaller taken In this f system with out the Chewing Gum Laxadoses effective when form A modern Safe and mild family laxative go go go It you think that raln'e depressing Or If you And It wetting Tou needn't look for sympathy Tou deserve ail you are getting For you can go where It'e good and dry And to rainy weather aay For Balsam of Myrrh la rtlni 4ulm aana to Mesopotamia to Mesopotamia Just to Mesopotamia Just For there It seldom rains Juit Just Juet Use Hanford’s All character Map So Tigris again began and this was his song: If you hata tha rainy weather And It makes you blua and aad Don't go around complaining That you think It la too bad Just park your bag with all you need And now to my advice give heed: Just go go tSL seldom rain David bad liked the song Tigris bad sung And before he left he had had some lunch He went through Arabia which was southwest of Mesopotamia and then up north into Syria where be came On the way he had to Damascus passed Euphrates Damascus was sitting in a dark dark street and looked very much older than any other dty lady David bad seen "Corns and talk to me" Damascus said "If you won’t be bored talking to an old lady" "I've a nice grandmother” David said “She really Is awfully nice We dinalways go there for Christmas ner” “She’d said seem young Damascus to me I know” the probably on town oldest earth Long before there was an Alexandria or a Rome there was me "I’ve a comfortable here place along the eastern side of the Lebanon mountains But I must tell you something at once ‘‘I’m “Guess who founded me? Well maybe you woul dn’t guess In an hundred and years though I'm In no hurry you may be So I’ll tell you at “Come and' Talk once” to Me” DamThat great rtcue Said Ileved David “Us founded me! Now wasn’t that exciting? You know Uz was the great That’s going back grandson of Noah pretty far!" You Met Him? An old man was walking through a certain city as he passed along you might have noticed that his face was At times however a very stern kindly smile would light It up and make It almost pleasant Strange to all men the young and maidens say boys and girls that passed him cried out as If In pain and seemed very unhappy thus to meet him but the older folk grasped him by the hand and seemed pleased to see him at the some time thanking and blessing him for some favora which he had beNow would you stow d upon them seek to know the old man's name? He Is as ancient and to us as ever Father Time was and his name Is Experience! Hsv FOR CONSTIPATION Usual Fate of Reformer Gracchus became tribune In Rome In 134 P C lie hoped to restore the holdings of the small farmers and dispossess the rich of their wide which had been stolen possessions He Introduced a bill for this purpose but It was too bold a challenge to vested Interests and he and 300 of his followers were FEEL Dim? 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Services and the InitiaRegistration tive of private American citizens rebad France in siding perfected arand the day was celerangements brated with religious and military pomp'' Commander Stephen S Szlapka of of the Legion the Paris Post No was In charge of the ceremonies at Armour Suresnps at which Norman the American charge d’affaires presided A large number of French and American dignitaries were present General Pershing Julian M Thomas end some American legionnaires Journeyed to Belleau Wood and decorated the graves of American solB W Honey of the G Commander diers who fell during the A R placing a wreath on the tomb of drive the Civil war unknown dead during memorial day ceremonies Arlington J to Mesopotamia to Mesopotamia thra It Unknown Soldier's tomb Arlington to understand a shrine such why evokes today in many countries a tribute of reverent silence why It draws the thoughts of millions ef Americans by Its austere yet tender significance It Is the element of mystery go beautifully woven into the fabric of the Idea that gives to It universal appeal Because no human being knows nor ever will know what body rests there It perfectly symbolizes each and all of the legion of America’s dead No state no section can claim this veiled figure as Its own It belongs to the nation No pride of birth or breeding can sully the sacrifice It represents forever sealed la question was whether the nameless warrior cultured or Illiterate rich or poor whether the blood he shed had strains of Celt or Saxon Slav or Latin Norse or Puritan One thing and one alone makes Illustrious his memory — an American for America he laid down his life "For greater lore hath no man than t song to sing to jme David have you?” asked tlie Tigris Ulver “So many of the I’ve Map people met have sung to me and I haven’t heard s song in ever so long" Tigris was quite “Indeed delighted I have" he said 'Til sing you tny Mesopotamia song" "Fine” exclaimed He David really felt he would like to hear one of the funny songs by s Would you like to tty this doctor’s laxative at A- BONNER AAKY GRAHAM UTAH Greatest of Tributes “He Died for America” One need not have stood by the PqwsHiUlf H"’wa ' V’ ' GARLAND H ??-- - old set and bouquets supplant pieces of harps aud flags of former year at Arlington national cemetery on Memorial day Florists say the public taste In floral tributes Is changing Now beautiful Is blanketed on Memorlul Arlington day with snowy peonies and glowing roses and gladioli The flowers rest soly carelessly on the graves of those of high or low rank One leading Washington florist raises 40000 peonies for use nually Most of them go to the great May 30 national cemetery on the Potomac so many Nowhere In the country men of renowu at rest automobiles Private and official laden with floral tributes fill the road to the majestic city of the leading dead Airplanes move above the beautiful slopes The most imposing tributes are at the tomb of the Unknown Soldier Yet even here sprays and loose bouquets of flowers are supplanting the et pieces which often were placed on he tomb a few years ago Nobody knows who leaves most of the Memorial day flowers Arlington or why they are left on certain graves more than others There Is a to the hilltop whers path leading Admiral Peary and Floyd Hennett rest are Their resting places always maaree of flowers on May 30 are This tiny bugler sounds tape over ths their graves of men who sacrificed lives for the sake of democracy snd the preservation of their country Tribute to Britiili Soldier British war veteran last year unveiled la Northwood cemetery at PhilTonga Twiiter sacri“Don't damage Dora's daffodils" adelphia a large granite cross of fice In memory of soldiers of Great drawled dutiful Derek dreamily In the cemCareful Catherine caught Claude Britain who are burled a was There of parade etery s carrjlng war veterans and other orKir Esme Howard Britganizations Anxious to PIeao ish ambassador to ths United States Boss— Yes I want an office boy Do was the principal speaker Tlie shaft yoh smoke? 22 feet high Is similar to IOTiO others Boy— No thank you sir but I don' erected to the memory of British servmind baring aa Ice cream cone ice men In aU ports of the world MINN11 E HICKS LYDIA ORLOSKI Cuiiaaa RJL IA RoahviU 439 So Waablngtoo Avs Scranton Ra ‘‘When I started taking ‘‘I took Lydia E Pinkham’s for Pinkham’s runE Lydia Vegetable Vegetable Compound before my Compound I could hardly do down condition baby was bom Now 1 eat my housework I was so nervin weight have better gained ous and weak from Change of and have more strength to take Life that I had to lie down very care of my four children I can often I heard about the Vege- do my housework and not get a bit tired My mother and my sister also several of my women friends are taking your medicine now because I believe that this medicine will help any woman that will take it regularly” —Mrs Lydia table Compound through a pamphlet which was left at my door I am doing all the housework for a family of four and it keeps me on my feet I have taken six bottles and I have ained strength and flesh”-inn- ie E Hicks at ©annrnam n rr if I haw rrtni t mi mm - kaa |