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Show ! Tho Rlchricld Iteaper says. Abou M two wfceks ago a yoaug mau of Monroe B called on his sweetheart. A storm came VJ up and tho girl's father nsked him to U remain over night. Ho was a bashful oungmau and net moruiugi when HBl seated at tho table, was very nervous HBl and agitated. He sat opposite) the nilr- rori and dls covered he had forgotten HBl to comb his hair. Then ho dropped. JJ his fork on the iloor aud as he ctboped'' BBl to pick it up ho upset his coffee. Mat1!' BBl tors went on from bad to worst until! HB dually tho young m,au quit eating and HBl put his hands under tho table. Tho HBl loose tn& Of the cloth was lying in hla BH lap, and when ho touched It ho turnoa BH pale, ilo thought it was his shirt and. BH that iu Ills nervous excitement while BH dressing ho had forgotten to pUt-tho BH tho gnnneut Inside bis trowscrs. That BH accounted for his embarrassment, HB L'heru was no time to lose, .lie hurrlo- HB dly stuffed tho cnppostd chtrt inslds HB his trowsdrs. Two minutes later when HJ the family ros from tho tabic, thero HJ wasa crash, The dishes lav hv a brn HJ ken mass on tho floor. Tho young HI mail pulled three feet of tuble cloth out HJ of his pants and fled through the iloori HJ Ilo Is now hiding, nnd tlw girl ,1b on HJ tlio lookout for a less bashful lover. HJ 'I jH |