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Show POINTED PARAGRAPHS The Instructor of a swimming school finds himself Immersed In business. No man can love fwo women simultaneously simul-taneously after one of them finds It out. Diplomacy Is Just "slirkness" If you discern that It la being employed on you. When a spendthrift begins to worry about his debts his liver Is out of order. When a man gets Into a crowd ha thinks that he la the only one In a hurry. Because the mnn at the ticket win-. dow Is jolly, dou't think be has time to waste. Some men are anxious to earn money nd some are anxious merely to get It. lie sure the gun Is loaded before attempting at-tempting to teach the young Idea how to shoot. It Is awfully hard to Impress most people with the Importance of your Importance. Im-portance. If there were no such word as fail some unscrupulous man would soon Invent one. ' The automobile Is outdistanced by the gossip when It comes to running people down. A man never accompllHhes much unless un-less he has a wife to boss him so a woman says. Are you contented with your "lot T If not, buy bone dust. It will make the grass grow. Dogs are most always sociable and don't mind beirg slapped on tha back as some men do. Maybe you've noticed thut your neighbor who isn't up on a thing la usually down on It. When the boys and girls begin grow-lng grow-lng up, trust In God and don't make your advice too dry, I Hold on to the friends of your youth ' with grappling hooks. There are no substitutes for them. A boon companion is seldom considered con-sidered a boon by the family of the man with whom he associates. A woman never considers marriage a failure if her husband Is willing to pay all her bills without a murmur. j |