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Show THE Baton RICH REAPER OOVNTY aa second chut matter Fab. 8, 1S4S, at tba Peat Office, Bar deiph, Utah, under th tot of Marsh S. 1ST. Iter aa Proprietor Lajtm B.Marshall, Wa. Marshall, Baalness Manager .' rat Year ia Adrsnee n'BSeKfPTieN I ' PURE NEGLIGENCE George May Not See Practical Way to Saw ; v "George, go find me a clothes ordered the good wife,, prop, busy with her washing. . The husband found one he thought suitable, but it had no . fork at the top for holding the line, so he asked his neighbor, a r. Scot, to lend him a "I want to get to th top o th prop to cut a V int, he said. His friehd eyed him disdainfully. . "Ye are th kind o mon that gets some folks a' name for being daft, he grumbled. "What do for to cut a ye want a V i th prop? Havent ye th sense to lean it against the side o the hoose an cut it- wi a saw ' oot o th bedroom window? .. " CLUB ADVENTURERS Man Is a Thinking Being Every man thinks, whether he will or not; all he can do is to turn his thoughts the best way. An . impossible man is one who hasnt a bit of foolishness in his makeup. Lions, four legged or two legged, roar too much. HEADLINES FROM THE LIVES OF PE0P1E LIKE YOUSSELFI step-ladde- -- At Terrors Door , - What the Peeved Customer idea of my gas till being Just as big as ever for last month? I was away for nearly three weeks. Gas Man Gee, lady! I didn't know that you was away. Why didntcha tell a fella? ' - ' Q070 " fellow ng . Disregarded Beware of Dog Sign. That house looked inviting. Olga was sure shed get an order there. Disregarding a sign that said, "Beware of the dog, she opened the gate, 'went down a board walk, and finally came to There was no doorbell in sight. Olga knocked. . the front door. ' No answer. ' But canvassers, know that No answer doesnt always mean no one is home. Olga knocked again and when that didnt bring any reply she reached over and tapped lightly on the window pane. Suddenly a What do you want? a man growled. gruff voice came from within. . good-looki- Monday was the toughest day of the whole bunch, she says. Well Monday always seems to be a bad day. People are usually cross on the blue day after the week-enand this morning was no exception. In two whole blocks, Olga hadnt taken a single order.. Discouragement was taking hold of her. She walked into a block where only one house, stood, shaded by rows of trees and surrounded by patches of growing vegetables. ' "That Done by Degrees One does not graduate from a school of learning in a hurry. Which Is the best law, one that fills the jails Or one that leads the people to behave so well that they dont get in? Tomorrow is the happiest day in the average mans life. Calmness of desperation has no gratification in it. d, Doll's Wardrobe Is Easy, Quick to Knit hasnt taken his eye off me once. 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Drop a Bayer Tablet In water it start to disintegrate In 2 seconds hence is ready to go to work rapidly . A dolls wardrobe for a regulation 14 and 18 inch doll is easily made when the little dress is. just two identical pieces . . . coat and ' tarn mainly in stockinette stitch. Use up your left-ovwool! Pattern 1203 contains directions for. making coat,; tam and dress shown; illustrations of them and" of all stitches used; material re- -' quirements. Send 15 cents in coins for this' pattern to The Sewing Circle, Needlecraft Dept.; 82 Eighth Avenue, New York, N. Y.Please write your name, address and pattern number plainly. 1 He looked more like a gorilla than a human. , "This grand piano has gone er wrong. "I advised you to one, you know. - get. an upright . JIMMY KNOWS , t "At the same time Olga heard heavy footsteps walking toward the door. But before they reached it before the door opened she heard a low, throaty snarl behind her and felt something tugging at her skirt even Who occu- PATS NO TAXES "Well, Ive realized my lifes am- to live without working. "How did you accomplish it? Got a government job. bition PROOF ENOUGH "The plays of today are not fit for decent people to attend. "So you dont go, I suppose? Whats the use? You cant get a seat. FORE! matter how many medicines you have tried for your common cough, chest cold, or bronchial Irritation, you may get relief now with Creomulsion. Serious trouble may be brewing and you cannot afford to take a chance with any remedy less potent than Creomulsion, which right to the seat of the trouble ' and aids nature to soothe and heal the inflamed mucous membranes and to loosen and expel germ-lad- en phlegm. Even if other remedies have failed, dont be discouraged, try Creomul-Blo- n. Your druggist Is authorized to refund your money If you are not thoroughly satisfied with the bene- fits obtained. Creomulsion Is one word, ask for It plainly, see that the name on the bottle Is Creomulsion, and youll get the genuine product ' and the relief you want. CAdvJ Huge Beast Was Ready to Spring. Olga turned and almost let out a scream. At her side, pull-- , ing at her clothing, was a dog almost as big as herself. It bared its fangs and snapped at her and then crouched, as if getting ready to spring. That sign reading, "Beware of the dog, hadnt been the idle bluff Olga had taken it for. Olgas eyes turned toward the door of the house in frantic appeal. Would it open? Would the owner come out' before his dog had torn her to pieces. It seemed to Olga as though hed never get there. TJie dog let out another growl and crouched lower. Then the door did open and Olga didnt know which she . was more afraid of, the man or the dog. , . 4 Gave Her a Big Order. - Olga told hinuin a voice that trembled. Then she got her second big shock of the day. The man sat down and ordered four dollars worth of her goods the biggest order she had had yet. Olgas coat and dress were torn and shed had a terrible fright but she had an order, too and a good start for the day. She heaved a contented sigh and started down the wooden path toward the gate. She .had just reached the gate when she met a woman, her arms loaded with handles, coining in. The woman gave her a hard, hostile look. "Well, what do yon want here? she asked. , Olga did her best to smile. "Good morning, maam, she be.. ' Im selling gan. "Never mind what youre selling, the woman snapped. "I dont want any of it. She brushed past Olga and started for the house, but half way up the walk she stopped and called back, "Say, were yon at the door? ... Olga thought shed better not mention the order theman had given her. The woman was apparently the old fellows wife and she might change his mind about all that soap and perfume he had bought. So she said, "Yes, I was at the door and that dog of yours almost scared me to death. . NERVOUS? v Man Was . - - golf. . Stark Crazy. The woman sniffed. "Humph, she said. "Its a wonder you wouldnt v pay some attention to that sign weve got posted. And not only the dog, but its a wonder you didnt get killed by that madman. Hes off his mind stark crazy. I just called on the drug store telephone for an ambulance. Olga could feel her legs getting weak under her. The dog had been the least of her troubles. She had been sitting and talk- - ' ing to a man who, if his mood had changed, might have mur- dered her. And what about the goods she had sold him? From the back of her memory came the thought that a' contract signed by an insane person was void. Was her prize sale her first sale of. the day going to turn out to be a dud? She looked at toe woman. "But he just gave me an order, she stammered. "Oh, he did, did he, snapped the woman.' Well, if you want to deliver that order youll, have to take it to Bellevue or the Island, because thats where hes going. And with that the woman turned and stamped ' - , . . . the house. ' , youre looking for adventure, boys and girls, get a job as a canvasser. You might even make a bit of money at it, too. But you wont if all your customers are like the one Olga McComic ran into in d house at the end of the board walk down the block. the little into "I played 'a good joke on the lynx yesterday. I didnt know you went in for , The man was big and frightful, with dark whiskers, a stubbly growth of hair on his jowls and the dirtiest clothes Olga had ever seen in her life. 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