OCTOBER by Oan Gan derbone A scene at armageddon A warrior in tin and every now and then a shout emerging from the din some folks fancy woodrow and others fancy bill and others still for theodore are very hopeful still A table and a pitcher A speaker on his perch and here and there someone asleep the tire same as in a church the miracle of party and the perfidy of doubt with the usual les till rill the watchman puts him out A woman with a banner another with a drum and another with a curtain pole revolving on her thumb some folks aay say its nothing and arid others think it is an and fd like as not it wont bo be long till man is getting his ills the bull moose and the donkey the elephant the zoo the trusts against the people and the false against the true but do not got get excited or take it very bar d for all lie down together in the same benei ard still shill rather fashioned old in japan just because the mikado turned up hia loes toes to the daisica dais lesa iea a lot of I 1 high i and their wives are threatening to commit suicide count nogi and wife started the ball rolling friday the 13 by committing hari hakkari karl with sword and knife at a national convention of brew era ors held in cleveland ohio last week one of the bi ewers made a speech in favor of beer drinking by women but ho lie believe the saloon the place to drink it that fellow belie believes in advertising adur ader at all times and kees where he lie has it on some so called business men county Trea treasurer hai mon lias has received so many kicks against high taxes that ho lie is considering having an explanation printed for distribution to carbon county taxpayers tap tiers strange as it may sound many peo plo blame him for the high taxes this in wrong the treasurer has no more to do with fixing the taxes than ho lie has with fixing the weather so far as the news has been able to learn sir mr harmon is a very economical official oth cial and arid much us we dislike high taxes we are up against a proposition where a certain amount of money must be raised to take care of county expenses better roads and more and better schools cost money and we must pay the price of progress some mst mysterious erious american friend of china has sent that nation the first of what ho lie says is a loan of coming at a time when Shy shylocks loks were trying to rob the nation by means of loans bearing exorbitant interest rates this loan from an unknown source is hiking the chinks more cheerful F fifty if ty japs at franj a junction drew W lots list last week to determine det irmine who among them should commit suicide as a mirk of devotion to t the I 1 ie late ate 1 mikado the junction police are watching the japs closely to kepp them atom starting a wholesale but u cido cide campaign the recent pitched bittle between strikers and deputy sheriffs at bingham shows that even by importing cheap foreign labor the employers do nob not solve the labor problem the foreigner is sometimes slower to but when he lie does ho lie is more apt to take radical measures san francisco white woman wanted a divorce because she loaf loved d a JAR jap and because she got tired of waiting for freedom committed harl bar kari karl good riddance etc when he showed an agreement whereby his wife stipulated th tint it if she remained out all night agun it was nas a sign she hf wanted him jilin to kill hill himself ining grives graves of new now york was granted a divorce in some cabes the dai divorce orco chui coui cobit t Is u more than u luxury 1 I argy in this was if a min is right he lie kant be too radical radi kal if he lie N rong he lie kant kantro be too conseria tiff josh billings