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Show November 20, 1964 THE PARSON Page 3 tiRiimsey rv v By G. B. Lee Barker our time making penal laws tor such lewd crimes as indecent exposure and lascivious conduct. I dont think that this sort of behavior is innately human. Proceeding on that thesis, I researched diligently and found, much to my surprise, the following truth: Our young citizens are more profoundly influenced by nursery rhymes than by any other single group of stimuli. This occurs in the first two and a half years of life. The truth of the observation is obvious: As soon as we assimilate any information into our minds it affects any other thoughts on related topics, (for example, if you hear nothing but the word conservative We spend Li Katie McBride, Phoebe Pack and Sue Daniels prepare for big date by fixing clock in Hogle HaU to avoid late penalties. Hogle Hall Changes Dormitory Rules; Girls Gain Grace , Late Liberties - i This article is dedicted to all the newly emancipated women of Hogle Hall. The am mended Corpus Juris Civilis has been ratified and town students view the ten minute late grace in awe, but, nonetheless, students do not fail to note that prejudice does exist; the lower ranked classmen are clearly discriminated against. For examples of how the system works, read on. The Constitution of Hogle Hall defines lateness as any moment beyondon 11 p.m. on Sundays, 10:30 Mondays through Thursp.ro. days and I a.m. on Fridays and Saturdays. Late permission is one hour bevond these late hours. Bob DeGutls can keep Joan Whitaker out one hour past late, only on the fourth time, well, the three resident assistants. Karen Tieszen, Cheryl Axtell, and Donna, btewart; and the dorm executives, Athena F loros, president. Sherry Mullikin vice president, Barbara Jo Rubright, secretary, Judy Cooley, treasurer and Lee Ann Butters, chaplain, are rumored to stand by the door with roUing pins. But just let Barbie Bloker and Wayne Johnston pull the same stunt and Athena might even greet the sophomore girl with cookies from home. See what I mean? Discrimination! Bill Forbriger can puncture every one of his tires once and then even run out of gas once and still not meet with a rolling pin when he takes out Junior Kathy Friehauf. If BiU thinks head bumps are reaUy "in, though, he can iron-plat- ed ten-minu- te grace period. This grace period has a rather interesting aspect, too. Its accumulated over a semsester. This is One law (goody-good- y, . X. : Wee Willie esrjQoZj But to all seniors who have stuck it out this far, hallelujah youve got it made. Biff Dodson and Nina Rushmore, Carol James and BiU .Case can walk smilingly past Dorm Mother, Mrs. Young, one hour late every single day and still evade the House Council and Student Court. (Who ever said there's equality before the law?) I have the feeling I'm going to have all sorts of people writing nasty letters to the editor if I don't explain this flat tire bit. If you're going to have a flat tire which will make you an hour late, for Pete's sake tell the desk about it by at least 6:30 p.m. Otherwise, youll have to practice a little harder so you can get the tire changed in the around the house you will grow up hating the conservatives if you hate your parents.) After careful analysis of several popular nursery rhymes (Using the Rupert Bixby Scale of Verbal Phrase Popularity) , I decided that one in particular is at the root of all our social problems of the type mentioned at the outset. None of us would ever immediately condemn Wee Willie Winkie. But its the one. This notable of pristine upbringing is portrayed as running through the town no doubt a cause of street gangs today in, of all attire, a nightgown. But thats not all. Instead of stealthily, innocously tippy-toeidown the street he runs down the street, being a peeping tom. We have penal laws for that habit, too. Then, as if breaking two laws isnt enough, the nosy extrovert has the gall, the audacity, to ask the populace if the children are in their beds. The ramifications of this suggestion are monstrous. But we wont get into that. Suffice it to say that it is none of his business. There. Do you see why we have accomplished nothing in all our years of attempting to tame what we x fresh- men!) which isnt a respector of persons. The law applies to Freshman Ernie Fabian and Ann Hansen as well as to Sophomore B. J. Rubright and Joe Pebley or Junior Lee Ann Butters and Larrv Hollis. If Larry keeps Lee Ann out until 10:33 on Wednesday, he can keep her out until 10:37 on Thursday. But then thats it. The grace is up and beware of the rolling pin. The constitution isstiUonatrial basis and I hear there are cloak and dagger. men out looking for abusers. Wouldnt it be a riot if everyone came in exactly on time? It would spoil all the fun of the eight volunteer late watchers (the dorm executives and assistants) who were just looking for an excuse to stay up past their 9 p.m. bed- - ng thought was mans nature? If I ever find out who wrote Wee Willie Winkie Ill see that all his works are banned. Then Ill proceed to sell them on the black market. People are like k in Wherever weekend! the Arizona! Fly home for youre fast a there flies at Frontier big 40 headed. you discount. If you're under 22, all you need is a Frontier Identification Card to fly first class anywhere on Frontiers 1 at a saving of 40 of the regular te system fare. Reservations confirmed at the time of ticket Try schussbooming in Colorado! Take a sun-brea- ... 1-e- ta purchase. Jdnihedub! Get your Frontier Identification Card now. 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