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Show THE RICH REAPER RANDOLPH. UTAH COTTTVTY NOT IN THE BOX SCORE: New York State Assembly this winter will be asked to investigate the conduct of the commissions supposed to regulate box-n-g and racing. . . Red Rolfe has been adding to his World Series winners share by betting on his Al- ma Mammy, Dartmouth, to win football games. . . Brooklyn fans are asking why, if the Dodger directors were so anxious to have a lighter to manage the team, they didnt select Joe Louis. The Bomber knows the game, likes it and can of the gents that outplay were so generously provided for Casey Stengel. . . Golf ranks a close second to football in the sports affections of Coach Elmer Layden of Notre Dame. . . Phil Reuter, trainer of the mighty Roman Soldier, once was a waiter in a Chicago restaurant. Bert Baroni, owner of the mightier Top Row, and Frank tbe head bookie, also used to serve soup with their thumbs. Has the feuding of the Dodger directors so impressed the Van Lingle Mungos that they now are plotting a divorce? It is time somebody noted that the nations longest intercollegiate football winning streak extends back to New Tort Poet. WNU Service. ' Huddle Info Reveals $253 Is Necessary YORK. They say is dying out, its place being taken by bridge, a game played with 52 cards and NEW frequently, as between partners, with fully 52 times that many harsh words. I look next You for a revival of can quarrel over that, too. . hs get each Big Ten football player ready for a game. This includes such items as equip ment, coaches salaries and stadium upkeep, but fails to include the prep school draft price, intercollegiate waiver price and incidental rewards, emoluments and bonuses . . . Bill Osmanski, Holy Crosss great sophomore fullback, wants everybody to know that his kid brother, Joe, is even better. Joe right now is achieving numerous touchdowns for Central high of Providence Is there any truth to the repeated gossip that the flu epidemic which disabled Armys squad a week or so ago really was ptomaine poisoning? The Four Horsemen, most celebrated backfield of all time, got their chance because of a scandal occurring while the boys were still freshmen. A nearby town, anxious to win a local game, hired some Notre Dame regulars. Next year these players were ruled ineligible, and so the four sophs had immediate opportunity to ride down into history . . . Tip to Bill Terry and Joe McCarthy Watch Bill Booth, Ohio State back. Unless Columbus critics are greatly mistaken he will be a major league infielder within a season or two Can it be that the commercial aspect of football finally has dried up all the human juices of the customers? A f e w years ago a cheer for the visiting team always was the first act on the program Now such salutes for honored guests are almost as rare as the cheers teams used to exchange after games ' Gil Dobie has real GilDobie cause for smiling. The large and powerful Hank Woro-nicwho enabled the Boston college frost to beat Holys Cross year of the lings, is as good as rations varsity ends. Minnesotas quarterback doesnt play favorites. Fourteen Gophers have shared in the scoring this season . . . Princeton players say that Danny Lewis of Williams is the best center they have opposed in two years of facing such other greats as Robertshaw of Navy, Ray of Dartmouth and Hauze of Penn. Navys football program, which peddles for four bits, should be the best money maker of all such aids to the athletic association. It is filled with, fat ads from armament manufacturers and similar disciples Alof peace and prosperity though they agree he is the best referee now doing business, Red Friesell worries the officials who work with him. He is so alert following the ball that he dives into after the whispileups a split second tle has sounded. ' T T COSTS $253 to s, old And out on the cowhands, who once 'were almost dude-ranche- ing schooled in pari-mutu- el Pimlico. Jack Richardson had a which paid 41 grand on the gee-ge- e, to 1. . . Coleman Kopcsak, star Carnegie Tech back, plans to emulate his brothers Arpad and Pete, and win his West Point letter two years from now. ... The Giants must draw 750,000 paid admissions to break even on a baseball season. They have lost money only once in seventeen years. Then rain, which fell on- a couple of late season weekends,' washed them $20,000 into the red. . . Jake Slagle, much fatter but still wearing his old Princeton helmet, now picks football winners as part of the advertising campaign of a Baltimore brewery. - ex- pert, was aces as a baseball and Carlos Indian Quintana claims to be the first Cholo Indian ever to become a prize fighter. . . Hirsch z, nine-tenth- - Jacobs, the nations leading horse trainer, is a movie fan. ,He seldom show. . . . misses the Mathias L. Daiger, head man at Pimlico, would win almost any turf writers poll for the most courteous racetrack official. . . . Lou Little, the noted football coach and broadcaster, is a teetotaler from way back. When he was playing at Penn he used to refuse even to taste the champagne served at the training table on Friday nights. . . The owner of Kate Smiths Original Celtics feels that Colonel Jake Ruppert is a handicap to an ambitious girl. ' The reason is that. Ruppert has Marius Russo signed to a contract baseball which bars the former L. I. U. star . from playing pro basketball this win-t. Jim Jordan of the Dodgers stumbled on the front steps the other day. One of Manhattans plays is a which frequently shift double catches an opposing lineman offside. Then, before he can get back into position, the Jaspers wall him in, snap the ball and get five yards for nothing. . . Cecil Hart seems to be the Casey Stengel of hockey managers. At least New Yorks hockey writers used their own money for a testimonial dinner to the very popular Les Canadiens pilot recently. Bill Marks, Princeton frosh end coach, says the Tiger cub line is capable of playing varsity football right now. If the New York State Athletic Commission would depart from its provincial attitude and invite young Joe McGuigan of Philadelphia to referee occasionally the .New York State Athletic Commission would improve its staff of referees 100 per cent. . . Paul Waner believes that he led the National Leagues 1936 hitters because he spent the winter playing golf. Says that constant practice in trying to locate the green so sharpened his touch that it became second nature for him to place his base hits accurately. The foul most frequently overer . . KT4 ... Kipke Is One of Games Most Nervous Coaches Aside from the way Penn wal- loped his Michigan team, Franklin field also provided another severe strain on Harry Kipkes nerves. While watching a game he wanders up and down the sidelines, nervously picking and chewing blades of lucky as grass. ' But even a team-aYale would be hard pressed to discover 'a blade of grass on Franklin field . . . Ashel Day, center for Georgia Tech, was the first player selected by Walter Camp from a Southern college . . . "Veteran observers claim that the roughest, toughest game played this year was between Colgate and Holy Cross. Skip Stahley, Harvard assistan coach, sighs whenever he thinks o the high school team he saw perform in his Lebanon home town several seasons ago. The backfielc was composed of Dick and Jack 'White, now of Princeton; Ditt, North Carolina fullback, and Pete Smith of Temple. . s All-Amer- ' juvabit. (L.) : Perhaps sometime it will be pleasant to remember even these things.' Locum tenens. (L.) One holding anothers place; a deputy, a proxy. In. propria persona. (L.) In ones own person; in person., Exclusive Crochet Model learn as the other; when' combined they make any number of useful linens tea cloth, scarf, buffet set or. pillow. In pattern 5658 you will find complete instructions for making the square shown; an illustration of it, of the stitches needed; material requirements. To obtain this pattern send 15 cents in stamps or coins (coins preferred) to The Sewing Circle Household Arts Dept., 259 West Fourteenth St., New York, N. Y. Be sure to write plainly your name, address andpatteru number. summer. And it no longer excites national interest when the plaintiff in a breach of promise suit, or even a suit for alimony, is a man. Or at least such is the impression which his lawyer, in addressing the jury, would create. ' Cities. ANGELES may have its drawbacks (loud cries of no! Soot-Lade- n T OS from all native sons, including the foreign-bor- n ones), but she certainly spoils a fellow for the clinkerladen, atmosphere of many other cities. Take Chicago, where the weather bureau, if so inclined, frequently h fall of soot. might report a Or Pittsburgh, where a chap comes home for a week looking as though hed been cleaning out a soft-costove. New York is nothing to brag e on, either. Leave a pup out over night and he could pass for a Dalmatian. Yet heating engineers say that proper smoke consumers would produce such saving in fuel cost as to pay for. themselves in about one year. Can it be these big city folks would rather not save money, or just naturally dont care a dem? Or possibly the citizens fear they might collapse their lungs and choke to death did they start breathing something remotely resembling fresh air? smut-freight- Pattern JfttKTUOSEniljO 5658 ed two-inc- nmmmm mm indeed, to call is this A bedspread, forth Ohs and Ahs crocheted from humble string. See not one,, but two charming patterns, one a basket, the other floral, are included in pattern 5658. One is as easy to one, O Here's a baking powder, tried, tested and used exclusively by experts. snow-whit- volley ball player during his school days at Barceloneta, in Puerto Rico , - Forsan et haec olim meminisse ' ant, For each day we must agree That the way it is at present Is the way its got to be. --P. Johnson in Washington Star. dis- al Sixto Escobar- Was Handy at Baseball after-dinn- hope.- Be Good to Debutantes week next Morgan college "has won thirty-games since, then. . . The bet ever cashed at a single biggest racetrack was when the old Hildreth castoff, Bruns, won at . . . Blague. (F.) Boastful talk; an incredible story. ' Damnum absque injuria, (L.) Loss without legal injury. Enfonts perdus. (F.) A forlorn . creet love - making and other romantic exercises to qualify them for celebrating nine Sixto Escobar, bantamweight Ab uno disce omnes. (L.) From one learn all; from a single case infer, the whole. Today an then tomorrow, As the old world bumps, along ; A little bit o kickin Over things misunderstood. Somebody gets a lickin But it wont do any good. . Even back in Edens gladness Were songs and sorrows mixed Life is always bringin sadness. An we try to have it fixed. But we may as well look pleas- rough with heifers and calves, are be- 1931. ... . tit-tat-t- Er-ickse- n, for Big Ten Player . This Changing World. u and Phrases A LITTLE bit o sorrow, An a little bit o song, thinks about: - nine-tent- Foreign Words Inevitable 'T'HE er . by officials who like the hours and the pay is holding in the line. ... Charles Francis (Socker) Coe, the celebrated writer and broadcaster, has lost so much weight that he now looks like only one man. . . Jamaica and Aqueduct will use some of that $3,000,000, contributed by bookmakers to metro- looked politan courses this year, to improve ' their tracks before spring. Cruelty to Wives. lVf AYBE youll remember Making Progress Are you richer today than you were yesterday? No? Then you are a little poorer. Are you better today than you ware yesterday? No? Then you are a little worse. Are you nearer to your port today than you were yesterday? Yes you must be a little nearer to some port or other; for since your ship was first launched upon the sea of life, you have never been still for a single moment; the sea is too deep, you could not find an anchorage if you would; there can be no pause until you come it into port. Van Dyke. was in all the papers the. lady who got a divorce in Chicago some time back by alleging that on the Fourth of July her husband assailed her with firecrackers; on Thanksgiving day he threw a turkey at her, and on Christmas morning he beat her up with a Christmas tree. r But assume the union had lasted until now. You can imagine the poor womans anguish if, through the last political campaign, her husband had made her read all the polls taken on the election by the inspired outfits that did take polls and through that period had compelled her to listen on the radio to the average professional broadcaster on football games, especially the rapid - fire descriptionist who talks all at once and gets so excited himself that the game, in comparison, seems but a tame and commonplace affair! That would indeed be cruel seasonal suffering for any wife. ' Outwitting the Laundry Man. M ms W iitiO Qiekep GBfe (Mb porters carry for that purpose gave me an idea. Im going to buy one to use bn dress shirts when they come back from the laundry with the little flaps on the collar band cemented down qver the back button hole. The laundries may claim its starch, but I know better its concrete and e concrete at that. It acts like it and tastes like it, as you may have noticed on licking same. With the aid of this happy device, I shall save my nervous system, my salivary juices, my fingernails and if profanity be a grievous sin probably my immortal soul as well. But I dont suppose anything can be done about the eighteen or twenty pins with which every efficient laundry hand pins up a dress shirt before delivering. And perhaps wed better not try it would reduce the consumption of pins in to this country by from one-ha- lf s, and goodness knows the industrial balance is already upset. IRVIN S.. 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