Page 3 October i, 1939 Soaal faswiA on UJ&bsiA Qolhqsi QampuA DONNA JENKINS VIRGINIA MOORE Reporter! SHIRLEY CRITCHLOW Society Editor THE SIGNPOST SaindalA oft The rose that bloomed in the spring, tra la, for Sherm and Irene seems to be all ashes and dust. Sherm was seen at the game with a very, very pretty gal. Good luck we hope it doesn't fade. Seen at the midnight show were: Vivian Polidor and Keith Wilcox; Ruth Packer and Clair Whitley; Barbara Reeve and Seaman Mills; Beurma Heap and Wayne Boyle; Iottie Lund and Val Goddard; Shirley Critchlow and Nick Sweeney, and Alan Bader and Estelle Kelleher. Interesting combinations?It's been whispered around that a certain girl refused to go steady with Jack Wecker Don't give up Week, try, try again. Alan Bader seems to be playing the field in between dates with Shirley. We wonder about the true story behind the smash of that romance. Could it have something to do with a Brigham boy. La Dianeada seems to have an annual attraction for Mr. Trevith-ick. Miss Coleman, the club's sponsor, it is rumored, has taken up the torch laid down by Bev Briem last year. Izzy is out gunning again careful Ollie. Whisper, whisper. Jim Maher and Ruth Shurtliff are going steady. Where does Fred come in? Mark Austed seems to be the man of the week. Hank, Edna and Anne have been seen casting calf pyes in his direction. We hear Mark thinks Hank is as cute as a bug's ear, but then how cute is that. Remember, Hank, he has a girl friend down at the B. Y. U. Just in case you haven't noticed the love bug seems to really have caught up with Rolene and Kent. They can be seen anytime sitting on the steps in the Moench building. He calls her "Rollie" touching, isn't it? With all the cute freshmen girls floating around the sophomore girls are going to have to keep right on their toes. We hear Bart W. goes clear up to Logan every week to bring Ellen home. Those redheads surely know how to hold ther men. Glen Brewer has sworn off the fairer sex. What's the matter, Glen, did you get burned. Could it be that two girl friends at one school were too much for Wayne Boyle. Or did you come to Weber on account of a certain little freshman gal, eh what, Wayne ? Kay B., you had better shut your eyes when Sam Anderson comes around for I hear he likes them. I guess you know he is a Squires collection. We're wondering what college will do for these high school romances such as Donna Marie and Kay Crockett; Valeen Wright and Bus Glasmann. College does such funny things to people. By the way have you noticed Valeen and Wayne B. around the campus. Do all those cfellows in that long line over at the bookstore really want to buy books? Or could it be that Ethel Hogge forms the big attraction. Have you noticed the far-away look in Margaret Tarran's eye. Couldn't be that she's thinking about Clair W., could it oh no! Football Queen b COLLEGIANS . . . ! SLOUCHY COLLEGIANS! Hear ye, collegians! Hear ye! The social clubs are not the only o.nes who can have queens and stuff kings, we mean. The society staff herewith announces its intention of having not only a queen but also a king or something. No box tops, milk bottle caps, or two-cent stamps are necessary for entry into this stupendous, gigantic, and colossal contest. Anyone is eligible yes, even the freshmen. Now, pin your ears back and listen! The girl to be chosen queen by you and you and you, must be the proud possessor of the dirtiest and sloppiest pair of saddle shoes on the campus. The king will be chosen not for his good looks or personality, but because he graces the campus with the oldest and dirtiest pair of cords of any fellow around school. During the next week all eyes are going to be on YOU. Will you be the lucky winner? Just imagine a feature picture and a long article besides the glory attached to the winning of this contest. Now, all you little girls and boys, go out and play in the mud and watch this column next week for further details. Society Editor Kay Storey Crowned Football Queen Beauty reigned when Kay Storey, queen of football, was presented to the Weber student body at the midnight show which followed the Western State football game Friday.Kay, whose sweetness and sincerity both sophomores and freshmen admit have enchanted them could only gasp "thanks" when William Fowers, Jr., manager of the Egyptian theatre, presented her with a diamond ring. Orchids to Dancers On Mid-Week Matinee The success of the Hello-Day matinee dance, sponsored by the Whip club, reflects on both soph omores and freshmen, everybody is saying. Weber's newest crowd formed the largest gang the ballroom, has ever held for a matinee dance. Now that the student body has discovered how much fun these uproarious afternoon frolics can be the Whip club is expecting bigger and better matinee dances. Miss Storey was voted queen by show patrons that evening, chiefly students. What College Men Think Of College Women . . . A WORD To those who wonder about the effect of the European war on Leven's prices, we would like to take this opportunity to assure you that there will be no price increase on any item within our present stock and that regardless of increases on replacement merchandise you will always be able to buy for less at Leven's. FALL IS HERE! See the Newest Fall Styles This fall be assured of real smartness by wearing one of the many new model suits and topcoats now in our stock. They're smarter because of their fine tailoring, their richer fabrics, the large array of new patterns and colors and "nally their reasonable prices. SUITS 514.85 $19.85 22.50 TOPCOATS 12.85 15.85 $17.85 We know you'll be able to find '"just what you're looking for" as our stock is now more complete and more beautiful than ever before. 4 2305 Washington Blvd. Ogden, Utah Northwestern on Northwestern women;Northwestern coeds are good sports. They'll play basketball or baseball with any fraternity and pay up if they're losers, with a big barrel of beer. During the week they're seen in saddle shoes and sweaters and they beam when you buy them a coke. ' On week ends, however, they become a bunch of orchids, on go false eyelashes, and it takes a dinner at the Drake to produce even a flicker. R. G. Hanson, ''40 Northwestern women answer: We live on hamburgers . . . support the Coca-Cola company . . . dress like any other college girl . . . love orchids, lipstick, and Laurence Oliver . . . personally, I've never seen any false eyelashes . . . we're really quite normal. Jean Bartelme, '40 Stanford on Mills: I like Mills girls. They're bright, tolerant, and discriminating. They can discuss everything from Shelley to communism; they can drink you under the table and then drive you home. If I had a daughter (Heaven Forbid), I'd send her to Mills. She wouldn't become blase and she'd learn to behave like a lady not like a predatory female after a MAN. Bob Moulton, Jr., '40 Mills answers: Thanks, Stanford, we like you too. Perhaps you find us interested, not blase, because we don't have men underfoot every day. Flora Jean Feldman, '40 West Point on Vassar: The big one in a brilliant red sweater, faded green skirt, and sweat socks is Vassar. I've seen her loping in the woods, pulling her cadet behind her trying to look pursued. Her natural habitat is full of the past decade's goofy ideas. Pigtails, a la Jane Withers, slacks rolled to the knee, and 3 lbs. of dainty wooden shoes, are the minimum of eccentricity. I'll bet 90 of the seniors don't own even two normal dresses. Anonymous, '40 Vassar answers: Come to any Princeton house party and see us minus all eccentricity, plus all charm. Who dares to say that we don't dress for the occasion when the occasion calls for it ? West Point men without their dress uniforms . . . Pooie. Fan Garrison, '40 Weber on Weber women: Weber coeds are appalling copycats. Last year someone wore a wide starched white collar, so the rest of the year saw every female in school looking like a fried egg. If one girl hooks a man, every other girl wants him. The big majority try to be like five or ten coed celebrities. As an emotional group they hover between cynicism and slush, which is quite an accomplishment. They like to join clubs and talk about boys. They thrill easily. Rolfe Peterson, '40 Weber women answered: Maybe if the fellows wore collars the girls wouldn't find it necessary. And speaking of eggs, at least hard boiled eggs have a higher degree of consistency than some soft boiled romeos we know and we're tired of catering to their high mightiness. Shirley Poulton, '40 Otyokwa Girls Stage Rush Party The guest girla say It was splash, when 'Otyokwa entertained a group of rushees at the Yacht Club at Pine View Dam on September 21. A candid camera fan would have been in his glory had he been present. The sight of frail and dainty misses out wielding oars, paddles, and sails would have inspired Walt Disney to greater heights. Like all good parties it had its calamity. There were five pretty girls on the sailing boat, but five on one side proved too much. Over went the craft, and splutter splash went the girls. Just goes to show you freshmen will be kids. The rushees present were: Je-neal Greaves, Clara Gilman, Betty Smalley, Ruth Packer, Athleen Woods, Barbara Minter, Neva Huggins, Beth Ipson, Norma Seg-miller, Louse Dixon, Helen Fuller, Mary Lou Madsen, Donna Marie Curran, Betty Lou Balch, Marian White, Jeanne Walwork, Ruth Shurtliff, Merle Wood, Emma Jean Hinley, Mary Allen, Valeen Wright, Arzella Dye, Charlene Smith, Emma Martin, Shirley Scoville, Jean Stark, Loyal Christenson, Carolyn Smith, Helen Robinson, Margaret Backman, Athlene Cardon, Betty Comer, Rosella Larkin, Barbara Harbertson, Donnelle Olson, Ethel Barker, Barbara Bailey, Marian Sanders, Mary Heiner. Faculty Women Have Afternoon Tea In Mexican Setting Sandman Halts Merry Maids' Canyon Party The merry maids of Sherwood Forest gathered together in the green glades of South Fork Canyon Sept. 23, at the summer home of Miss Catherine Farr. Feasting was held by candlelight. Jitter-bugging, singing, and ghost stories ensued until the Sandman called. Then a fashion show of night wear foretold what the slumbering miss should wear this coming winter.The rushees attending were Margaret Bachman, Helen Fuller, Louise Dixon, Clara Gilman, Loyal Christenson, Alice Kapple, Jean Stark, Merle Woods, Rosella Larkin, Helen Robinson, Bernice Per-rins, Ruth Shurtliff, Barbara Har-burtson, Helen Reburg, Catherine De Mik, Betty Smalley, Ethyl Barker, Emma Martin. Also present were Miss Seegmiller and Miss Cox. The members of the club present were Beryl Dickens, Catherine Farr, Jeanne Johnson, Marian Toone, Druce Foutz, Maxine Whit-meyer, Margaret Feeny, and Elizabeth Service. For Stags And Little Does All you lads and lasses, here's your chance. A big stag dance will be sponsored by the Whip club after the Pasadena game tonight. The trivial sum of fifteen cents will admit you to the ballroom, where you can get your fill of donuts, dancing and cider. These Whip girls are right in there when it comes to raising funds to get to Riverside. Come on, let's help a worthy cause along. We'll be seing you after the game tonight. Let's make the ballroom ring with merriment in honor of our victory. P. S. Be sure and come stag. Don't tie yourself down with a femme or a fellow on this the night of nights. P. P. S. Fact is, no one is admitted with a date. Not by Roline Pitt Circus Arrives Via Freshman Girls Thursday, October 5, was a day to go down in the memories of Weber's freshman girls. As guests of the sophomores, they were feted and catered to at the annual A. W. S. party, which featured the careless, irresponsible days in circus life. Amusements and games were provided by the Coed Counselors, and pink lemonade and animal crackers climaxed the all-around good time. Tiki Kapa Kapa Will Entertain Rushees Tika Kappa Kappa, a newly organized social club, will entertain freshmen rushees at a candlelight tea next week. Committees in charge are Belva Heslop, programs; Marie Stander, inviations; Aileen Thatcher, luncheon.Members of the club are Marie Stander, Marjorie Jensen, Bonnie Murphy, Nedra Jensen, Belva Heslop, Aileen Thatcher, Helen Nelson, Eleanor Clark, Marjorie Carver, Lillian Lund. Miss Browning, librarian, is the clubsponsor. A. W. S. Name Freshman Representatives Ethel Hogge and Rosella Larkin were elected to the ofices of reporter and freshmen representative for A. W. S., at the girl's assembly held October 3. Shirley Poulten, president of A. W. S., presented her aids, Carol Smith, vice-president, and Florence Main, secretary, to the girls. An invitation was given to all girls to attend the annualget-acquainted party given by A. W. S., Octo-iber 5. President Ruth Jacobs of W. A. A. introduced her entire staff and announced that the vacancies of vice-president and reporter would be filled by freshman girls in the near future. All girls were invited to attend the W. A. A. party to be held October 12. lota Tau Kappa Selects New Theme At last the members of Iota Tau Kappa have found their ideal. In keeping with their Grecian name, they have chosen Pallas Athene, Greek goddess of -wisdom, science, and the arts, protectoress of the valiant, and dispenser of all earthly blessings, as their patroness and standard of perfection. As daughters of Pallas Athene they have chosen as their symbol her sacred olive tree which has had perpetual life in the shadow of her temple, the Parthenon, since the founding of the city of Athens. They have also adopted its colors, olive green and grey, as their club colors and the colors of their new uniforms. Traditiions have been founded, and the plans for the coming year have been formulated around Ath ene and her contributions to Greek culture. Officers of Iota Tau Kappa are: Helen Moore, president; Lorene Taylor, vice - president; Roberta Wade, secretary; and Kathleen Jones, treasurer. Other members are VaLois Burrnett, Kathleen Benson, Ruth Jacobs, Lois Belnap, Luella London, Edith Anderson, Evelyn Tibbetts, Marjorie Garner, Eleanor Scoville, Delia Marriott, Gayle Seymour, Marie Lund, and Helena Danielson, faculty advisor. President . . . MRS. GUY HURST . . . is president of Weber Faculty Women for this year. Girls Invited to Misfit Masquerade W. A. A., contrary to their traditions, are starting life with a bang this year. Their big welcome to the freshmen girls will be in the form of a magnificent Misfit Masquerade to be held October 12, in the ball room. Whether or not you have received your invitation yet, YOU must come. All you will need to get in, is a smile and either a costume or misfit apparel. The W. A. A. council is concentrating to make this the most successful party Weber has ever welcomed its girls with. Delegate Tells Of Peace Meet A spot in old Mexico could not have been more attractive than the Women's Lounge was last Monday afternoon. Amid a setting decorated with Mexican clay vases, gourds, colorful woven baskets, Navajo mats, and pictures depicting Mexican scenes, the faculty women enjoyed a delightful afternoon tea. Mrs. Musser, the guest speaker, who has traveled extensively in Europe and who was a delegate to the peace conference in South America, spoke on "ProspecU for Peace." Preceding the tea there was a business meeting presided over by Mrs. Hurst, president of the association.The benefit loan fund was the chief topic under consideration. This loan fund is sponsored by the Faculty Women. The success of the Benefit Loan Ball last year warrants its being sponsored again this year by the association, it was decided. All the new faculty women and those who have returned to Weber this year were introduced. Included were Mrs. Mitchell. Mrs. Wilson, Mrs. Peterson, Mrs. Decker, Miss Jimmerson, Miss Philbrick, Miss Manning, Mrs. Mortenson, Mrs. Parry, Mrs. Buss, and Mrs. Stevenson. You'll Do Better With a Conn The Choice of Artists Sold Exclusively by GLEN BROS. MUSIC CO. Vikings Plan Cold Water Canyon Event Cold Water Canyon is going to be bubbling over with fun and frolic next Tuesday, Oct. 10, when the Vikings show a group of freshmen rushees the time of their lives. At the helm of the club this year are Hal Morris, president; Ben Fowler, vice president; Corky Thurgood, secretary and teasurer and Curtis Johnson, historian. Heading the standing committee are Dick Russell, publicity; Chall Allred, correspondence; and Seaman Mills, entertainment. The active members include Sherm Hodson, Don McClanahan, Glen Clarke, Grant Reese, and Sterling Wilkinson. Mr. Mark-ham is the club sponsor. L D. Holds Sleepless Slumber Party La Dianaeda climaxed an eventful summer with one of its famous sleepless slumber parties, last week end at the home of Rama Eyre. The cops arrived in a big yellow car and the goggle-eyed L. D.'s watched the solution of an attempted shooting. Third-degree murder would have been charged if the gun could have been found. It was practically on the front parking. The police, however, had to go, or said they had to, and L. D. was left to its own devices, mainly (1) how not to sleep, (2) how to acquire red lanterns from the road commission, and (3) how to swim in a bathtub. Carol Boyle still claims she had to resort to the bath to get any sleep, and that some smoo-poo turned the water on. Frenisti Club Holds Officer Election A special election of officers was held by Frenisti last week. Le Moyne Peterson was advanced to the presidency. Aaron Roylance was elected vice-president. The other positions, held by Dean Brown, secretary, and Stanley Johnson, reporter, remained unchanged.The elections were necessitated by the resignation of Bill Chase, who was chosen club president last spring. Rush Party Slated By Excelsior Excelsior club is completing preparations for a rush outing at Camp Keisel, Ogden canyon, on Sunday, October 8. 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